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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
August 07 2008 03:49 GMT
#1
today, i went to inquire about an apartment with my dear pal salthook. we investigated the apartment for rent, and after deciding that we would kill the landlady if she joked any more about us playing basketball, we filled out some applications.

name, personal references, financial shiz, standard stuff right guys? WRONG

The Second Page Of the Application
Do you have any gang affiliations? lolol of course not that's silly
If yes, please describe

.......
.......... ..... ..
... ... ... . .what??

like as in we should list the gang we are in? like if i were to write "crips" or "bloods" it might actually make a difference on the application? is the landlord going to go "uh oh says he's in a gang i don't know about this guy. oh wait, latin kings? i'm cool with those guys"

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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 07 2008 03:53 GMT
#2
Haha, why'd she joke about playing basketball?
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
August 07 2008 03:54 GMT
#3
i'm 6'5 he's 6'3
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-07 03:59:57
August 07 2008 03:59 GMT
#4
im apt to go loco any second

ok I read your post now. that's weird
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
August 07 2008 03:59 GMT
#5
I remember a question on one of ours that was like..

"Have you ever had sex with anyone from Africa?"
"If so how many people?"

Or something stupid like that.

thats kind of fucked up though..like someone would tell ~_~
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 07 2008 04:07 GMT
#6
tell her youre with IRCrew.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
August 07 2008 04:16 GMT
#7
I use apt-get.
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
August 07 2008 04:22 GMT
#8
remind me to yell "I"M GOOD AT BASKETBALL" when i c u
powa
Profile Joined July 2008
United States58 Posts
August 07 2008 04:23 GMT
#9
haha she probably was hoping you were in a gang then she would ask to take a cut of your drugs as part of the rent paymentlol
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
August 07 2008 04:29 GMT
#10
So.. do you play basketball?
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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
August 07 2008 04:45 GMT
#11
On August 07 2008 13:29 SonuvBob wrote:
So.. do you play basketball?


lol reminds me of this one scene ... maybe it was fresh prince of bel-air :s

does anyone know what i'm talking about :3
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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-07 04:48:29
August 07 2008 04:47 GMT
#12
sonuvdork is apt-get some lame programmer joke that would only come from an extremely lame programmer??
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-07 05:00:23
August 07 2008 04:59 GMT
#13
On August 07 2008 13:47 yubee wrote:
sonuvdork is apt-get some lame programmer joke that would only come from an extremely lame programmer??


yes. yes it is.
edit:well the first part. sonuvbob isn't lame! shame on you tubee
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
August 07 2008 05:13 GMT
#14
On August 07 2008 13:47 yubee wrote:
sonuvdork is apt-get some lame programmer joke that would only come from an extremely lame programmer??

Sorry if you didn't get it, I don't know any basketball jokes.
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SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-07 05:15:13
August 07 2008 05:14 GMT
#15
Ok I found one on the Google.

"He's great on the court," a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in a interview with his coach. "But's how's his scholastic work?" "Why, he makes straight A's," replied the coach. "Wonderful!" said the sportswriter. "Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are a little crooked."

HAHAHA

Did you enjoy that yubee? I have more.
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BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
August 07 2008 05:34 GMT
#16
Ahahahahahah. Ahahahaah. Oh, shit.

sudo get me a sandwich...
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 07 2008 05:40 GMT
#17
lol latin kings.
Lite Kirby
Profile Joined November 2005
United States74 Posts
August 07 2008 09:08 GMT
#18
Say you're not a Crip yet, you still have to kill the Blood for initiation.
Get upgrades, get observers, get storm.
Antipathy
Profile Joined June 2008
United States222 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-07 20:46:37
August 07 2008 20:46 GMT
#19
I dare you to put down Team Liquid on your application.
"All give some, some give all"
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
August 07 2008 21:35 GMT
#20
haha she doesnt know whites only join online gangs
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 07 2008 23:48 GMT
#21
Is Latin Kings a real gang?
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
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