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JESUS I MET LILAH

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Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
July 04 2008 04:34 GMT
#1
if you ever had seen cad-comic, you'll know what im talking about. If you dont i urge you to go to cad-comic.com and read the comic from the start. Its one of the best out there on the web.


maaan a week ago i was just checking my email when i recived this mail from hi5. A girl had left me some vid or something in my comments. I look at her pic and she looks like a hot chick, so i bother to check her profile. I couldnt ask for more; she had pics from videogames (metroid/mario etc..) had pics from anime, and under her music likings, it was "POWER METAL" hell, that doesnt exist!!!!!!

so i just give it a try, and write a message to her: "i hope that you're more than just a pretty face, like... interesting, you should drop a comment with your email when you have time". (note: she had like 192837987 coments aobut "oh your so beautiful" etc kind of comments)

And i didnt care about her anymore, until...

3 days ago, i get a mail, saying that i have a hi5 picture comment. I check that and GUESS WHAT. YESSSSSSSSSSS. She left a comment "haha, i hope as well that you're as handsome as you look in those pic, i'll leave you my mail blabla".

YES I GOT HER MAIL OMG.

So i proceed to add her. The rest of the day stays like usual.

Today, i wake up, turn on the pc, and log to msn. I get a "hi". From her. omfg this isnt happening. so we chat and she seems like a nice girl. Now its today's evening and she logs to msn. She asks me if i have any good pc games. I tell her yes, diablo... starcraft...

and shes like "wow do you play starcraft? , i do too!" NO SHIT THIS CANT BE REAL. Then she proceeds to ask me into playing a game with her. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

to be modest, i told her that i was ranked 2nd in wcg mex 2005. So her brothers (a total of 3) challenged me too. Playing fastest. I was c+ on iccup last season. Well, i was TERRIBLY RAPED at fastest. I just cant explain that. jesus.
first game i thought they were newbs and i give the first one chance to build up. zvp, i was terribly overruned by hydra/ling despite using storm, corsair, dt archon zealot raiding his econ bleble. So next sibling, i try to rush him, and he has an equal army to mine. We both build up, i attack and semi-screw up and i got countered and owned. Third game was a d/c and havent re-logged in yet.

nono i just cant believe myself. should you want a pic, leave a comment. omg

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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 04 2008 04:39 GMT
#2
Dude...









I hope you enjoy the rape sandwich when you meet "her" and her three bros irl.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 04 2008 04:43 GMT
#3
Haha nice story, pics plz
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
July 04 2008 04:49 GMT
#4
just....


owned!
Jävla skit
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 04 2008 05:06 GMT
#5
pics plz and you probably got owned by Sea. That guy is godly.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
July 04 2008 05:07 GMT
#6
Hahah owned by fasters. That is quite embarrassing.

+ Show Spoiler +
that is why i never play fast :>
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 04 2008 05:36 GMT
#7
what maps did you guys play on, if it was fastest then its not that surprising that you got owned, its their playing field.
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
July 04 2008 05:46 GMT
#8
yeah we only played on fastest :p
Teamliquidian townie
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
July 04 2008 06:25 GMT
#9
gux nomas juegale la neta... you know they cant beat u fool!

o ten cuidado no sea un pendejo q te conoce playing games wit u... or pics pleeeease!
w/e
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
July 04 2008 12:10 GMT
#10
Thing I'd rather do than reading cad:
-getting shot in the face
-torture
-watching 2 girls one cup
-watch an episode of friends
-read HamerD's posts
-shove a telephone up my ass

Seriously man I don't know what people see in that comic, it's so extremely terrible, almost as excruciatingly bad as xkcd. That miscarriage storyline was the most retarded thing I've seen in my life.

Anyway good job on finding a cool chick like that, sounds like you scored bigtime. :D
jbk613
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States65 Posts
July 04 2008 12:50 GMT
#11
the author of cad is a confirmed pedophile and that web comic fucking sucks
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-04 13:00:19
July 04 2008 12:59 GMT
#12
On July 04 2008 21:50 jbk613 wrote:
the author of cad is a confirmed pedophile and that web comic fucking sucks


lmao I remember when he closed down his forums because of that, think he banned like 1000 people to cover it up

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Mischy
Profile Joined May 2008
United States179 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-04 13:30:10
July 04 2008 13:19 GMT
#13
On July 04 2008 21:10 Frits wrote:
Thing I'd rather do than reading cad:
-getting shot in the face
-torture
-watching 2 girls one cup
-watch an episode of friends
-read HamerD's posts
-shove a telephone up my ass

Frits...do I have to remind you:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

You must REALLY enjoy HamerD's posts...
+ Show Spoiler +
admit they're more entertaining than that comic
edit:sorry...WAY more entertaining than you suggest in that post
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
July 04 2008 14:05 GMT
#14
Alright I admit I do enjoy reading them, because they're unintentionally funny.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 04 2008 14:07 GMT
#15
thread fails without pics.
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
July 04 2008 15:25 GMT
#16
On July 04 2008 23:07 Raithed wrote:
thread fails without pics.

-42-
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
July 04 2008 19:55 GMT
#17
I'm lost @ how meeting this girl who plays video games has anything to do w/ cad-comic and lilah, unless lilah is her name?
Multiply your efforts.
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
July 04 2008 21:10 GMT
#18
OH SHIT
i just realized who lilah is
Clan Lzuruha
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 04 2008 22:14 GMT
#19
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Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
July 04 2008 22:18 GMT
#20
On July 05 2008 04:55 kdog3683 wrote:
I'm lost @ how meeting this girl who plays video games has anything to do w/ cad-comic and lilah, unless lilah is her name?


lilah is basically a hottie who is all geeky like this girl. She becomes ethan's gf(the protagonist) If you havent read cad-comic, you will have no clue who lilah is.
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