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clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
March 26 2008 19:23 GMT
#1
I realized how boring life can be without Internet. Not only that, how dependent I am. I rely on the Internet for fun, socializing, and porn . But yeah..my internet was down for the past two days and it felt like hell. Kind of sad for me that my life = computer+internet

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omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
March 26 2008 19:34 GMT
#2
Internet outages are the time to get things done! Work out, go outside, clean house, wash the car, etc... I wish mine would go out more often.
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
March 26 2008 19:40 GMT
#3
It's all about porn really. I mean cmon. The rest is just to kill time while downloading porn.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 26 2008 19:50 GMT
#4
On March 27 2008 04:40 Jayson X wrote:
It's all about porn really. I mean cmon. The rest is just to kill time while downloading porn.


I hate how, when you're downloading porn, the rest all goes really slowly, so in reality you're checking back on the porn every 10 seconds until it's done, at which point you can do something else without delay, but then you just start more porn and you're stuck in a vicious cycle.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
March 26 2008 20:13 GMT
#5
The trick is to keep the flow of porn coming nonstop so you'll have enough porn to keep you busy until the new porn gets done, once you get the ball rolling you'll never have to wait for porn again.

Aaaaah porn.
We make signature, then defense it.
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
March 26 2008 20:27 GMT
#6
Maybe, just maybe you can do something about it and fill your life with more balance. Don't see it as 2 days of hell, but a wake up call.
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 26 2008 20:29 GMT
#7
On March 27 2008 05:13 grobo wrote:
The trick is to keep the flow of porn coming nonstop so you'll have enough porn to keep you busy until the new porn gets done, once you get the ball rolling you'll never have to wait for porn again.

Aaaaah porn.


When my 2gb porn torrent finishes it feels like winning the lottery, it's such a testament to my patience.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6779 Posts
March 26 2008 20:50 GMT
#8
On March 27 2008 05:27 Physician wrote:
Maybe, just maybe you can do something about it and fill your life with more balance. Don't see it as 2 days of hell, but a wake up call.


uhm please stay on topic, we're talking about porn, thanks
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Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
March 26 2008 20:55 GMT
#9
On March 27 2008 05:13 grobo wrote:
The trick is to keep the flow of porn coming nonstop so you'll have enough porn to keep you busy until the new porn gets done, once you get the ball rolling you'll never have to wait for porn again.

Aaaaah porn.


Basically that's how I do it too. Too bad I haven't looked at porn for 4 months cause of my virus. Oh well, hopefully I only have to endure one more month then I get a new comp.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
March 26 2008 21:01 GMT
#10
4 months? Wow...How do you not start shooting random people? A true zen master of peace you are then.

4 months without porn. That must be world record.
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
March 26 2008 21:09 GMT
#11
On March 27 2008 05:29 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2008 05:13 grobo wrote:
The trick is to keep the flow of porn coming nonstop so you'll have enough porn to keep you busy until the new porn gets done, once you get the ball rolling you'll never have to wait for porn again.

Aaaaah porn.


When my 2gb porn torrent finishes it feels like winning the lottery.


It truly does, half the pleasure of downloading porn comes from the feeling you get when your downloads are done.

On March 27 2008 05:55 Titusmaster6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2008 05:13 grobo wrote:
The trick is to keep the flow of porn coming nonstop so you'll have enough porn to keep you busy until the new porn gets done, once you get the ball rolling you'll never have to wait for porn again.

Aaaaah porn.


Too bad I haven't looked at porn for 4 months cause of my virus.


Dear god, 4 months...... I hope you get at least a 1-2tb harddrive on your new computer so you can make up for all the porn you've missed.
We make signature, then defense it.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
March 26 2008 21:11 GMT
#12
It's a damn inconveinence not having net. I swear to god, every time it goes out, I actually NEED to use it (send in hw, get work, etc) rather than just want to use it to dick around.
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 26 2008 21:13 GMT
#13
On March 27 2008 05:55 Titusmaster6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2008 05:13 grobo wrote:
The trick is to keep the flow of porn coming nonstop so you'll have enough porn to keep you busy until the new porn gets done, once you get the ball rolling you'll never have to wait for porn again.

Aaaaah porn.


Basically that's how I do it too. Too bad I haven't looked at porn for 4 months cause of my virus. Oh well, hopefully I only have to endure one more month then I get a new comp.


4 months? I'm guessing the tanks are at overflow at the moment?
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24795 Posts
March 26 2008 21:35 GMT
#14
wtf don't turn every internet thread into porn... grow up and be more secretive
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 26 2008 21:47 GMT
#15
On March 27 2008 06:35 micronesia wrote:
wtf don't turn every internet thread into porn... grow up and beat more secretions


Can do!
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
March 27 2008 02:46 GMT
#16
On March 27 2008 05:50 Xeofreestyler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2008 05:27 Physician wrote:
Maybe, just maybe you can do something about it and fill your life with more balance. Don't see it as 2 days of hell, but a wake up call.


uhm please stay on topic, we're talking about porn, thanks


Omg T_T My topic wasnt meant to be a porn thread! =X
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
March 27 2008 03:37 GMT
#17
On March 27 2008 05:13 grobo wrote:

Dear god, 4 months...... I hope you get at least a 1-2tb harddrive on your new computer so you can make up for all the porn you've missed.


Thanks for the support.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
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