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Makankosappo
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Canada61 Posts
March 07 2008 07:25 GMT
#1
So I was looking at this thing the other day. Innocently. Quietly. Minding my own Business. Yes thats right, Business, with a capital letter. So here I was taking a crap and looking at stuff, when my I feel something strange. It doesn't really feel like shit coming out, but I think nothing of it and continue with my Business. When I finish I stand up, turn around and do the mandatory "See what my shit looks like today" glance, but there is a huge problem. instead of shit in the toilet bowl, theres WIERD FUCKING BLOODY WHITE WORMS IN THE FUCKING TOILET!!!!They look like maggots only bigger. I turn around again and theres more on the floor by the toilet. I paniced, started to run out of the bathroom and slipped on one of those nasty fuckers and passed out. I woke up in my bed.

And this is why I NEVER under any circumstance shit in the basement toilet.

****
grrrrrrrrrr.....SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
March 07 2008 07:29 GMT
#2
you write very strange, albeit entertaining, blog posts.
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
March 07 2008 07:30 GMT
#3
Sounds like a bad case of dream tapeworms :O
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-07 07:42:47
March 07 2008 07:31 GMT
#4
|\| | |\| _| /-\ I know you This guy is a douche stay away from him.
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Makankosappo
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Canada61 Posts
March 07 2008 07:33 GMT
#5
Thanks alot. You just don't want me making new friends.
grrrrrrrrrr.....SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
March 07 2008 07:41 GMT
#6
Maybe it was a prophecy. Fuck mental blank, run with this people!
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