SOme of yuo doods, yno, just, you just dontt get it. I mean, i make these nice stories for you guys, i teach you valuable life lessons, and all you do is say, "Lozl Nice Drugs dood" "lay off teh shrooms gee" "direct me to joor dealer" WTF DOOD, i mean, i strive really hard to make sure you guys are pleasently entertained by my nice calm blog entries, and its like, you think im, im some sort of fucking turd wagonning drug dood from a mountain of sunshine.
WELL, maybe some of you will get it one day, so i keep trying, and so, when one guy gets it, i will be satisfeid insiede, then mebbe i can telewarp back to my diemension
BUT ANYWAYS' WASSUP!!%??!?
ITs friday night, I am listening to AMON AMARRRRRTH, ROOAR
GRRR' rarara, EEEEE, HEHE, GRoooowl,
funny story, my friend sais to me the other time, "hey Pwntrucci[sR], you are good friend of mine, please never stop" So i turn around, i look him in his eyes and i said, "Thanks man, you are really nice, I appreciate your friendship and I wish you the best of luck in whatever you decide to undertake in life" THEN I RIP HIS FUCKING EYEBALLS OUT, KEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
. Jussst kidding, i dont hurt my friends, they are too friend of miene, so i give them nice gifts, like birthday cards with sharebears on them, to share some bears.
I was supposed to go bowling tonight, not just any bowling mind, COOOSMIC BOWLING. With the lights, and the music, and the bowling, all the night long, for the whole night , till we dropped, from the bowling and the lights, but
but but but,,, buut
i didntnot didnt go ?.. Why dat?
Well its because, i decided
that i woujld be
better off
at the
BRAAND NEW DOLLAR STORE JUST OPENED UP 2 STREETS FROM MY PLACE WOOT WOOT $x1 ftwww
You'll never guess what I bought... It's...
SUPER DUPER SIDNEY CROSBY EXTRA FUN MEGA ADVENTURE GAME TURBO ANIHILATIONS!!!!!!!!!87
Play witj all of ah your friends, sidney crosby mega authentic axtions figure have multiples action like, Move stick little bits, move legs little bits, even has cool sound effxs!
i wrote a poem for you guys, (see title) its kinda nsfw so ya yno take it ez
He gave, He gave
He gave some head
To a be head
To a be-head
tri-head- tri he-
beheaded-tri-headed
OGRE... OGRE...
He was not sobre
sobre was he not
when he gave head
did he ever give head
to be the head
to be the head
of the beheaded
and tri-headed
beheaded-triheaded
give head'ers-to
OGRE'S CLUB
edit: I sailed the seven seas of image hosting sites for you lads but alas they were filled with empty promises I FAAAILED, to show you my great sidney crosby fun game, let that little X in the box stay there as a testament to my efforts and to women's rights worldwide.