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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
January 03 2018 01:34 GMT
#1
Wake up sheeple, its 2018 and we need to get our facts straight.

1. I hate when people say they like shredded coconut. It looks like cuticles on your fingertips. Look at this

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now look down at your finger tips


2. Boneless chicken wings are chicken McNuggets that you pay more for. In 2018 they are now called Pre-$auced McNuggets


3. All nuggets are McNuggets or McNugs. The only exception is Dinosaur Nuggets which are pronounced Dino Nugs.

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These are the superior McNugs as they are 100% all natural. Do not let the box fool you, they are grown organically in nature.

Now that we got that out of the way. I hope everyone has a #blessed 2018






****
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
CosmicSpiral
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States15275 Posts
January 03 2018 03:34 GMT
#2
Coconut glazed chocolate donuts disprove 1.
WriterWovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
Starlightsun
Profile Blog Joined June 2016
United States1405 Posts
January 03 2018 04:34 GMT
#3
Baaaa baaaa. Wonder if shredded coconut McNugs would be good...
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
January 03 2018 17:18 GMT
#4
Best Nina blog I've read all day
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
January 03 2018 18:28 GMT
#5
Around these parts with call getting a 10-piece McNuggets a "pack of nugs" as in "Hey buddy, you running over to McDonalds? Pick me up a pack of nugs!"

In case you are wondering - a 6-piece is a "deck of nugs" and a 20-piece is clearly a "double pack."
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-01-04 01:23:51
January 04 2018 01:22 GMT
#6
On January 03 2018 12:34 CosmicSpiral wrote:
Coconut glazed chocolate donuts disprove 1.


Even pokemon have a 1/8192 chance of being a shiny. Doesn't mean that its normal form doesn't look like cuticles.

On January 04 2018 03:28 TheAmazombie wrote:
Around these parts with call getting a 10-piece McNuggets a "pack of nugs" as in "Hey buddy, you running over to McDonalds? Pick me up a pack of nugs!"

In case you are wondering - a 6-piece is a "deck of nugs" and a 20-piece is clearly a "double pack."


Never heard of a "deck of nugs" I like it! I hear in some obese parts of the country a 20-piece is actually called a "pack" and a 10 piece is called "half a pack"
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Glider
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States1353 Posts
January 04 2018 03:25 GMT
#7
god... "boneless wings" is an abomination against all that is good and kind in the world.
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
January 04 2018 04:49 GMT
#8
i love when you say "let's go for wings!!" and your friend takes you to a place that only has boneless wings fucking rofl. there's no way faster to ruin my mood than that.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 04 2018 10:24 GMT
#9
The recipe for chicken nuggets:

1. Throw a whole chicken into a grinding machine so that it comes out as chicken goop
2. Fry it
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JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17066 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-01-04 16:10:32
January 04 2018 15:57 GMT
#10
Mary Had A Little Lamb...
but i took him.
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now, she follows the buzzards...

god sent me to her... to reveal the truth...
now, she is buying a stairway to heaven.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
January 04 2018 16:11 GMT
#11
On January 04 2018 10:22 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
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On January 03 2018 12:34 CosmicSpiral wrote:
Coconut glazed chocolate donuts disprove 1.


Even pokemon have a 1/8192 chance of being a shiny. Doesn't mean that its normal form doesn't look like cuticles.

Show nested quote +
On January 04 2018 03:28 TheAmazombie wrote:
Around these parts with call getting a 10-piece McNuggets a "pack of nugs" as in "Hey buddy, you running over to McDonalds? Pick me up a pack of nugs!"

In case you are wondering - a 6-piece is a "deck of nugs" and a 20-piece is clearly a "double pack."


Never heard of a "deck of nugs" I like it! I hear in some obese parts of the country a 20-piece is actually called a "pack" and a 10 piece is called "half a pack"


Interesting - so they consider the 20pc a pack and a 10 pc a half pack. Weirdos.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
January 04 2018 20:02 GMT
#12
How do you categorize fried chicken?
kiss kiss fall in love
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-01-04 21:59:12
January 04 2018 21:52 GMT
#13
On January 05 2018 00:57 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
Mary Had A Little Lamb...
but i took him.
[image loading]

now, she follows the buzzards...

god sent me to her... to reveal the truth...
now, she is buying a stairway to heaven.


Mary is a proper girl!
She goes to church on Sundays
She prays that she will have the strength
To chase the boys on Monday 🍆

On January 05 2018 05:02 intotheheart wrote:
How do you categorize fried chicken?


Fried chicken is just a type of chicken. Depending on how you cook the chicken nugget it could be considered a type of friend chicken.

Chicken tenders on the other hand are really just xxxl McNugs


@Endymion nothing worse than your friends being like let's spend 3x the amount of money on pre-$auced nugs cause they're too lazy to dunk their McNugs. Then they're all like it's too spicy we need to dunk our pre-$auced nugs in ranch anyway. Time to get new friends.

@nina perfection is a simple thing
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
January 04 2018 23:42 GMT
#14
[image loading]

Cocada, sweet delicious motherfucking cocada.

Totally worth the diabetes.
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4362 Posts
January 06 2018 03:20 GMT
#15
white meat is the best meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10344 Posts
January 06 2018 05:34 GMT
#16
1. Unless it's fried and wrapped around shrimp, keep those spooky shavings away from me.

2. Boneless wings are for lazy pricks

3. Acceptable
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 07 2018 21:44 GMT
#17
On January 06 2018 12:20 iPlaY.NettleS wrote:
white meat is the best meat


That's racist.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
NoS-Craig
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia3122 Posts
January 08 2018 15:23 GMT
#18
I like shredded coconut. It does kinda look like finger tips when you think about it though. But I don't mind, because cause in the end shredded coconut is pretty good with dessert.
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