EPTBasically this is a weird conversation I had with someone on a random video game. I logged the whole conversation and this is the result.
"Ghost" is me. The other persons name has been removed due to privacy reasons.
Enjoy I guess?
"Weird Woman": HI DADDY
"Weird Woman": i mean hi
Ghost: good morning
"Weird Woman": what
"Weird Woman": is not morning
Ghost: it's 5 am
"Weird Woman": at least i think is not
"Weird Woman": a yep
"Weird Woman": lol
"Weird Woman": time flew
Ghost: ye i know
"Weird Woman":like one of those niggers in bathtubs crossing the ocean
Ghost: was playing my guitar and then mw2 and suddenly it's morning
"Weird Woman": guitar'??? at night??? wtf O:o
"Weird Woman": how IS THAT POSIBLE
"Weird Woman": HOW TEACH ME
Ghost: ye but i kept the bass thingy silent
"Weird Woman": but u live in a house isolated?
Ghost: *speaker plug in
Ghost: ye
"Weird Woman": damn i envy u
"Weird Woman": i was in acting class
"Weird Woman": u know
Ghost: ok
"Weird Woman": and i live in a overcrowded apartment
"Weird Woman": and i was training voice
"Weird Woman": and the exercise was to scream as loud as i could
"Weird Woman": my neighbours freak out
"Weird Woman": damn i hate it
Ghost: i see
"Weird Woman": not cool
"Weird Woman": so i stopped training
Ghost: u can still play guitar though
Ghost: if u drop the speaker
"Weird Woman": how?
Ghost: it's silent lol u can play slow o
"Weird Woman": i dont understand tt technology
Ghost: well u keep low desibel
Ghost: so it's ok
"Weird Woman": i DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY GUITAR
Ghost: me neither but i love to jam
"Weird Woman": I LIKE COMPUTER MUSIC
"Weird Woman": is cool
Ghost: dubstep?
"Weird Woman": to love to jam i think
Ghost: hardstyle?
"Weird Woman": cheers
"Weird Woman": nononono
"Weird Woman": movie themes XD
Ghost: hmm
Ghost: whats that
Ghost: oh hey i killed u
"Weird Woman": soundtracks from movies and videogamez
"Weird Woman": ok
Ghost: oh i know
Ghost: is this your first mw2 account?
"Weird Woman": no
"Weird Woman": i had a high prestige in xbox 260
Ghost: i was prestige 10 with 125 thousand kills on 360
Ghost: but one xbox one s there was no backward compatibility
Ghost: so i play pc
"Weird Woman": WOW
"Weird Woman": i just stopped playing xbox for no reason XD
Ghost: you should buy xbox one if u can afford it
"Weird Woman": na i prefer pc
"Weird Woman": consoles are bs
"Weird Woman": pc is supree
Ghost: to each his own
"Weird Woman": supreme
"Weird Woman": yea
"Weird Woman": i have a kitten
"Weird Woman": trying to bite my cables
Ghost: haha
"Weird Woman": may get electrocuted
"Weird Woman": and die
"Weird Woman": a horrible death
"Weird Woman": kitten dying
"Weird Woman": ill upload to youtube maybe
"Weird Woman": how much u pay
"Weird Woman": im kidding
"Weird Woman": probably
Ghost: not youtube
Ghost: liveleak
"Weird Woman": XD
Ghost: but i dont liek those videos
Ghost: i love animals
"Weird Woman": u see that shit
"Weird Woman": u a sadistic
"Weird Woman": i watch http://theync.com
"Weird Woman": XD
Ghost: i dont wanna click that
Ghost: xD
"Weird Woman": i dont know why but i like it
"Weird Woman": ok xd
"Weird Woman": i saw a girl burned alive
"Weird Woman": and i felt much envy
"Weird Woman": somehow
Ghost: you looking to die
Ghost: ?
"Weird Woman": no but i felt like suicidal sometimes
"Weird Woman": but its not about dying
"Weird Woman": i feel i cant go throught pain
Ghost: hmm well i cant relate
"Weird Woman": and im atractted to throught it somehow
Ghost: I always prefer a comfy life
"Weird Woman": me too
"Weird Woman": i guess
"Weird Woman": i dunno
Ghost: i mean
"Weird Woman": the only thing i truly hate
Ghost: why die when u can play mw2?
"Weird Woman": is mental suffering
"Weird Woman": thats just gross and prideless
"Weird Woman": yea
Ghost: mental suffering is bad
"Weird Woman": yay i h8 it
Ghost: all of us have a little bit bad mental state sometimes
"Weird Woman": yea
Ghost: gotcha
"Weird Woman": take my packages <3
Ghost: thx u
"Weird Woman": <3
Ghost: counter uav
"Weird Woman": 2 were lost XD
Ghost: where are u traveling
"Weird Woman": im gonna stop talking for a while
"Weird Woman": later i tal
Ghost: ok
"Weird Woman": im a princess royal princess and blablablabla dumb bitch piece of shit
"Weird Woman": (i am)
"Weird Woman": dumbbb
"Weird Woman": and smart
"Weird Woman": buh bye
"Weird Woman": <3
"Weird Woman": i have to confess
"Weird Woman": I USE superpowers
Ghost: how
"Weird Woman": *cough*cheats*cough* what
"Weird Woman": thats why i ascended fastto 70 xd
"Weird Woman": in 54 hours though
Ghost: it's more fun to be straight
"Weird Woman": i was straight in xbox, i have to experiment you know XD
"Weird Woman": its so much fun with cheats
Ghost: i am lvl 56 after 49 hours
Ghost: and i need to get to prestige 10 legit
"Weird Woman": i can play 12 hours a day, imaging how high spirits isss
"Weird Woman": thats cool
Ghost: i like to level
"Weird Woman": level level
Ghost: i was rank "Legend" in halo reach
"Weird Woman": cool
Ghost: because i play so much
"Weird Woman": im gonna stop talking ill see u later mi amor
Ghost: goodbye space robot
"Weird Woman": ty thats the most sweet and mean and make me want to pee thing somebody ever said to me
"Weird Woman": dont get scared i like to say weird dumb things to blow peoples mind
Ghost: blow like bomb? brain explodes *poof*
"Weird Woman": like the nuke
"Weird Woman": nuke cola
"Weird Woman": poof hahah
Ghost: affirmitive
Ghost: ok
"Weird Woman": i want to drop the nuke
"Weird Woman": i was poisoned by mercury btw
"Weird Woman": im taking clhorella
Ghost: me too the last time i smoked a cigarette
"Weird Woman": it taste vomitive
"Weird Woman": how?? o.o
Ghost: cigarettes have mercury
"Weird Woman": really?
Ghost: yes
"Weird Woman": damn no wonder society gets more and more stupid with time XD
Ghost: mercury/acid/fuel
Ghost: cigs are very bad
"Weird Woman": i mean scientists say peoples brain are becoming smaller
"Weird Woman": yea
"Weird Woman": 500 years ago people didnt have fluoride, chemicals, cigarettes (probably dunno) and many other shit
"Weird Woman": pollution
"Weird Woman": and others
Ghost: yes but 500 years ago we had no netflix/xbox on demand tv etc
"Weird Woman": all the shit they put in the food, and the gmo now wtf
"Weird Woman": yea hahaha XD
Ghost: it's ok anyway
Ghost: we're all gonna dia
Ghost: might as well smoke
"Weird Woman": ok :3
Ghost: why do people spam that weird a in chat
Ghost: everyday i see it
"Weird Woman": a yea must be other languages probably
"Weird Woman": u like socom 2?
Ghost: it's not 2008 anymore
Ghost: socom is not that cool to me
"Weird Woman": MORE like 2005 xd
Ghost: i played a lot before
Ghost: 2000's
"Weird Woman": but it was cool for me cuz i played because it had a brazilian level
"Weird Woman": u played socom 2?
Ghost: idk which socom i played i had at least 2 socom games
"Weird Woman": brazil socom?
Ghost: IDK
"Weird Woman": damn mate
Ghost: desert socom
Ghost: something something
Ghost: arabs
"Weird Woman": haha
"Weird Woman": much arabs
"Weird Woman": play conan exiles
"Weird Woman": u can go naked
Ghost: socom with desert which one was that
Ghost: i had that
"Weird Woman": conan???
"Weird Woman": many socoms had desert
Ghost: ill google
"Weird Woman": u had conan?
Ghost: 2 sec
"Weird Woman": conan???
Ghost: socom 3 i had
"Weird Woman": oh ok
Ghost: and that other socom where u figh on a boat
"Weird Woman": i ve no idea
Ghost: u end it on a snow area
Ghost: haha i check again
"Weird Woman": no idea
"Weird Woman": ok daddy
"Weird Woman": <3
Ghost: original socom i think
Ghost: those 2 games
"Weird Woman": oh
"Weird Woman": socom 1 and 3
"Weird Woman": me only 2
"Weird Woman": quixada cristo :3
"Weird Woman": i played in all difficulties to unlock feral
"Weird Woman": btw feral is a woman i thought was a man
"Weird Woman": haha
Ghost: ok
"Weird Woman": can u google quixada cristo
Ghost: no
"Weird Woman": whyy
"Weird Woman": u mean
Ghost: too tired to launch tor just for safe search
"Weird Woman": are u boy or girl?
"Weird Woman": hermaprhodite?
Ghost: I'm a ghost
"Weird Woman": o.O
"Weird Woman": like the dog or like the one in mw2
"Weird Woman": ?
Ghost: like the martian
"Weird Woman": riley go bite that dudes ass, wrong game mate bloody hell im ghost from mw2 not the riley dog from ghosts
"Weird Woman": damn u now i fuck u right here with my penis
"Weird Woman": he said
"Weird Woman": like trevor
"Weird Woman": in gta v
Ghost: That is an impossability
"Weird Woman": whyy
Ghost: Certain things do not comply.
Ghost: Rule of the world.
"Weird Woman": is not gay if hes the one fucking
"Weird Woman": the only gay is the one fucked
"Weird Woman": xd
Ghost: Cease.
"Weird Woman": trevor fuck dudes
"Weird Woman": u knew that?
Ghost: Don't act weird unless there is a specific reason to
"Weird Woman": that make u uncomfortable
"Weird Woman": sorry
"Weird Woman": u knew trvor fucks dudes in gta v?
Ghost: It's not relevant
"Weird Woman": damn u really hate the gay ppl
"Weird Woman": poor people
Ghost: I fail to see the mutual benefit of this convorsation
"Weird Woman": cease
"Weird Woman": ok
"Weird Woman": hahaha ok
"Weird Woman": mutual benefit u sound like a insurance company XD
Ghost: You are an extremely weird person.
"Weird Woman": if i put a dildo in a boys ass even though im female thats gay???
"Weird Woman": thank you
"Weird Woman": <3
Ghost: We're done here thank you.
