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DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
June 12 2014 16:13 GMT
#21
Hahaha?
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
Jochenpeter
Profile Joined June 2011
Germany61 Posts
June 12 2014 16:20 GMT
#22
Great Job, Pyrion. Now I'm hungry.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
June 12 2014 16:35 GMT
#23
I also like buffets.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
h0munkulus
Profile Joined March 2010
Austria1481 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-12 18:33:18
June 12 2014 17:26 GMT
#24
For people that don't understand it, this is a satire piece not an opinion peace from Pyrion. It doesn't show Pyrions opinion about the people invited to TI4, but is a reflection of his impression of the communities reaction to the TI-4 talent invited in threads like this: http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/458889-personalities-invited-to-the-international-2014 or on reddit, etc.

If you don't get the references this would be your "answer-key":

buffet = TI-4
falafel = generic for breakout performer of last year that can go again (best fits Kacy)
Onion Bhajji = generic for new person that got a chance this year, but is hated for it (best fits lysander)
spicy bean salsa = generic for loved community figure that was there in the past but is not anymore (best fits draskyl)
giant chocolate cake = generic for someone that got there because of "style" rather than "substance" (best fits sheever, clear reference to all the "she only gets to go because she's a girl" comments)
"usual staples at this buffet" = generic for your main casters
"nice selection of vegetarian stuff" = generic for all the support cast that does the filler works (interviews, hosting, ...)


Again this is not some coded opinion of Pyrion, rather it should show the community how at times appalling the communities reaction to the invited personalities was and give everyone a bit to think about what it says about our community to have pages of discussion about the merit or not that someone gets to go because of their gender, personality or work ethic rather than just being excited for the biggest event we have ever seen...

edit: and before it gets misconstrued, the "best fits" is not my personal opinion of who would fit this description, but rather who would fit this description based on some of the comments in the linked thread.
PyrionFlax
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
England12 Posts
June 12 2014 17:44 GMT
#25
h0munkulus wins the thread.
What the fuck does he have to do with Dota 2?
Dankleteer
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1430 Posts
June 12 2014 18:44 GMT
#26
On June 13 2014 02:26 h0munkulus wrote:
For people that don't understand it, this is a satire piece not an opinion peace from Pyrion. It doesn't show Pyrions opinion about the people invited to TI4, but is a reflection of his impression of the communities reaction to the TI-4 talent invited in threads like this: http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/458889-personalities-invited-to-the-international-2014 or on reddit, etc.

If you don't get the references this would be your "answer-key":

buffet = TI-4
falafel = generic for breakout performer of last year that can go again (best fits Kacy)
Onion Bhajji = generic for new person that got a chance this year, but is hated for it (best fits lysander)
spicy bean salsa = generic for loved community figure that was there in the past but is not anymore (best fits draskyl)
giant chocolate cake = generic for someone that got there because of "style" rather than "substance" (best fits sheever, clear reference to all the "she only gets to go because she's a girl" comments)
"usual staples at this buffet" = generic for your main casters
"nice selection of vegetarian stuff" = generic for all the support cast that does the filler works (interviews, hosting, ...)


Again this is not some coded opinion of Pyrion, rather it should show the community how at times appalling the communities reaction to the invited personalities was and give everyone a bit to think about what it says about our community to have pages of discussion about the merit or not that someone gets to go because of their gender, personality or work ethic rather than just being excited for the biggest event we have ever seen...

edit: and before it gets misconstrued, the "best fits" is not my personal opinion of who would fit this description, but rather who would fit this description based on some of the comments in the linked thread.


Preach brother preach!
fresh chops
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
June 12 2014 18:49 GMT
#27
Doesnt know what a bhajji is. Confirmed racist
On the internet if you disagree with or dislike something you're angry and taking it too seriously. == Join TLMafia !
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
June 12 2014 19:02 GMT
#28
Why can't I get something off the a la carte menu? Stupid buffet shoving itself down my throat.
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Chronark
Profile Joined January 2014
Norway5 Posts
June 12 2014 19:04 GMT
#29
You're a genius, Pyrion.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
June 12 2014 19:07 GMT
#30
What's a bhajji
:)
Pazuzu
Profile Joined July 2011
United States632 Posts
June 12 2014 19:25 GMT
#31
all this is doing is making me hungry. dammit pyrion
"It is because intuition is sometimes right, that we don't know what to do with it"
Rayeth
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States883 Posts
June 12 2014 19:55 GMT
#32
I think we can all appreciate some good food every so often.

Great article Pyrion. Glad to see satire isn't dead.
The Innocent shall suffer... big time.
Zozo
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Brazil2579 Posts
June 12 2014 20:30 GMT
#33
Wish I could give you more than 5 stars
EGM guides me
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
June 12 2014 21:44 GMT
#34
5 different hummus - 5 different davids?
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
GoofyDota
Profile Joined May 2014
United States40 Posts
June 12 2014 22:15 GMT
#35
Pflax please comment on why you hate everyone but chocolate cake?
Yergidy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2107 Posts
June 12 2014 22:18 GMT
#36
This should be required reading in Jr High Schools, because it's fucking art.
One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.
Verrou
Profile Joined July 2013
France193 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-13 00:05:22
June 13 2014 00:03 GMT
#37
1) Post some meaningless rant about an imagined feast resembling a code.
2) Watch gleefully as people despair to find a meaning into it.
3) ???
4)Profit
5)Have said feast.

Pflax, I salute you. Sad to see you can't speak your mind though.

EDIT: okay, read the comments,. Yeah, it's even better than what i thought =D
Black^ / n0tail / Misery / Lanm - Nyx/Windrunner/Slardar
WhatdoesShaneevendo
Profile Joined June 2014
3 Posts
June 13 2014 00:16 GMT
#38
So clever and cryptic. Let me get my Sherlock Holmes hat.

This honestly just looks like a tongue in cheek way to shit on some people, and frankly that's a pretty childish thing to do. Feels like Bogboys all over again.

But seriously, I don't get it Pflax. Are you upset people are rightly calling you and Shane out for your lack of contributions while sitting on the main stage or behind the "big" casting desk? It's the biggest and most important tournament of the year. I'm sorry if I don't want to listen to you pass inane quips and talk about everything under the sun that isn't dota. Or listen to you gasp in disbelief as someone tells you, Yes, in fact you can Bkb through that spell.

Obviously any hate towards specific casters is personal bias and should be ignored, just like any other competition with announcers, people have favourites. No need to get all heated and type out a essay on the merits of "buffets".
Yergidy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2107 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-13 02:16:25
June 13 2014 02:16 GMT
#39
On June 13 2014 09:16 WhatdoesShaneevendo wrote:
So clever and cryptic. Let me get my Sherlock Holmes hat.

This honestly just looks like a tongue in cheek way to shit on some people, and frankly that's a pretty childish thing to do. Feels like Bogboys all over again.

But seriously, I don't get it Pflax. Are you upset people are rightly calling you and Shane out for your lack of contributions while sitting on the main stage or behind the "big" casting desk? It's the biggest and most important tournament of the year. I'm sorry if I don't want to listen to you pass inane quips and talk about everything under the sun that isn't dota. Or listen to you gasp in disbelief as someone tells you, Yes, in fact you can Bkb through that spell.

Obviously any hate towards specific casters is personal bias and should be ignored, just like any other competition with announcers, people have favourites. No need to get all heated and type out a essay on the merits of "buffets".

You know last TI he did filler stuff right? We don't even know what he's doing at TI yet.
One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.
Ayaz2810
Profile Joined September 2011
United States2763 Posts
June 13 2014 02:56 GMT
#40
I'm not sure if this would make more sense if I knew what any of these fucking foods were......
Vrtra Vanquisher/Tiamat Trouncer/World Serpent Slayer
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