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MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-13 07:01:25
January 05 2014 10:48 GMT
#1
I was like 16, my younger friend's crazy fat mom was a whore pedophile idiot, mid-late 30s (in hindsight, she was probably a borderline/histronic personality disorder that was untreated). She actually looked like if David the Gnome; shaved, was a % black, and mostly latin, with his opposite attitude. She was always talking shit on me and me her, but I knew she really actually liked me or she wouldn't let me come around.

One day we (her, me, her son and his gf iirc) were drinking 40s and then they went to their bedroom to fuck around. She started fondling my pants right in the hallway. I was telling her it was fucked up and they could just come out of the room at any moment. She started giving me dome at the kitchen table. I was drunk and eventually we were in her bed and, ugh, this is terrible. I was on top, and then we 69'd and it smelled and tasted like tangy sour rotten salad with fish, I immediately stopped and she started riding me instead.

A few minutes later her son came in the door mid thrust and said "WHAT THE FUCK?!" "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME MOM?!" and stormed out(he might of actually said "again", I don't remember clearly, but other kids would say stuff about it and I'm pretty sure a friend of mine did something with her when we went out tagging one time). I wasn't waiting around, I just pulled my pants back on and then jetted. Fuck.

It was early in the morning, maybe 1 or 2a. This was like 2001, so I didn't have a cellphone or money anything and I was pretty far from home in a ghetto neighborhood in Sacramento (I had moved to Rocklin). I just went outside then hopped his backyard fence and sat next to his recycle and trash cans thinking of what to do. After a couple of minutes, he actually hopped over the same fence on the other side of the trash and went inside and didn't see me (we hopped the fence alot). I hopped back over and sorta walked around, I heard some gangster black dudes say something like "You lost homie?" (immediately thought of the scene in Menace II Society). And hollered back across the street "Nah, I'm cool." I swiftly walked over to the abandoned apartment building we would tag in and just sat around for a couple hours on some old bum pillow until daylight.

About then, I noticed there was blood all over my boxers and balls. Then my dad showed up and we drove home.
Apparently his mom called my dad to pick me up and he had come out a couple of times or something. I still don't know what she said or what happened when he showed up the first time etc. We didn't talk about anything on the ride home. Needless to say, I never went back over there.

PS - I guess it's also important to note that this was like the 2nd female I had sex with. And I totally blocked this from my mind and never told anyone about the details until today.

***
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
January 05 2014 11:15 GMT
#2
On January 05 2014 19:48 MarlieChurphy wrote:
PS - I guess it's also important to note that this was like the 2nd female I had sex with. And I totally blocked this from my mind and never told anyone about the details until today.

Well, thanks for sharing that story with us then...

And I'm not going to lie, this is the image of the woman you just described.
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lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
January 05 2014 11:52 GMT
#3
A very Charlie Murphy tale
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Subversive
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2229 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-05 15:26:13
January 05 2014 15:25 GMT
#4
Brutal story, if true. 5/5.
#1 Great fan ~ // Khan // FlaSh // JangBi // EffOrt //
Darkren
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1841 Posts
January 05 2014 15:50 GMT
#5
Legit
"Yeah, I send (hopefully) helpful PM's quite frequently. You don't have to warn/ban everything" - KadaverBB
wingpawn
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Poland1342 Posts
January 05 2014 16:42 GMT
#6
girl blog + brag blog + coming-of-age blog + ridiculousness blog + kinky blog + gore blog = this

That's enough internet for today...
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
January 05 2014 18:48 GMT
#7
This be very nice story
intricate, elaborate, articulate, crystallize, conceptualize, synthesize
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
January 05 2014 18:51 GMT
#8
How did you get blood all over your boxers?
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
DemonDrivin
Profile Joined January 2013
26 Posts
January 05 2014 19:17 GMT
#9
Oh man he's lucky he didn't get blood in his mouth. I gag just thinking about my mouth being anywhere near a big bloody troll woman, that is serious business!
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
January 05 2014 19:33 GMT
#10
u got raped mang! :D
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
January 05 2014 22:14 GMT
#11
On January 06 2014 04:33 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
u got raped mang! :D

didnt u read the story he raped the mom u misogynist pig. o wait

What the fuck is with the blood. Ew.
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-05 22:59:07
January 05 2014 22:44 GMT
#12
On January 06 2014 04:17 DemonDrivin wrote:
Oh man he's lucky he didn't get blood in his mouth. I gag just thinking about my mouth being anywhere near a big bloody troll woman, that is serious business!


speaking of that, now that I think of it I was close, but she actually looked more like the bad guys in DtG
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RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
DemonDrivin
Profile Joined January 2013
26 Posts
January 05 2014 23:23 GMT
#13
Haha just as I pictured, ahhhhhh!!! I think we've all had that friend who's mom was a horny troll. Good times, good times.
Jackie_Bop
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
Thailand29 Posts
January 06 2014 01:50 GMT
#14
On January 06 2014 07:44 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2014 04:17 DemonDrivin wrote:
Oh man he's lucky he didn't get blood in his mouth. I gag just thinking about my mouth being anywhere near a big bloody troll woman, that is serious business!


speaking of that, now that I think of it I was close, but she actually looked more like the bad guys in DtG
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Those are the "trolls" from the series. May or may not be significant.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
January 06 2014 08:43 GMT
#15
what the fuck
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
January 06 2014 20:04 GMT
#16
What Heyoka said.
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