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God damn variance

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MoonfireSpam
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1153 Posts
December 06 2013 11:53 GMT
#1
May as well try and haiku it.

Play aggresive lose
Play defensive miss all draw
Play ace ace lose also

Feel better now.

***
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
December 06 2013 11:57 GMT
#2
I don't know if this was terrible or not but I gave you 5 stars for effort
AdministratorBreak the chains
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
December 06 2013 12:20 GMT
#3
I don't understand
What are you talking about
Please tell me quickly
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
mahrgell
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Germany3943 Posts
December 06 2013 12:21 GMT
#4
On December 06 2013 21:20 iTzSnypah wrote:
I don't understand
What are you talking about
Please tell me quickly

poker
Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
December 06 2013 12:22 GMT
#5
Don't judge a few games
Good players win in long run
Haikus are shitty
FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-06 12:31:10
December 06 2013 12:30 GMT
#6
teamliquid own a poker website - http://www.liquidpoker.net/

you can copy/paste your poker hands there, get advice etc

weirdly i cant see any link from here :o
Cool BW Music Vid - youtube.com/watch?v=W54nlqJ-Nx8 ~~~~~ ᕤ OYSTERS ᕤ CLAMS ᕤ AND ᕤ CUCKOLDS ᕤ ~~~~~~ ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ PUNCH HIM ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ
FuRong
Profile Joined April 2010
New Zealand3089 Posts
December 06 2013 13:43 GMT
#7
He doesn't have it
Don't worry man, just ship it
Oh well, you have outs
Don't hate the player, hate the game
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45148 Posts
December 06 2013 14:05 GMT
#8
For your sake I hope
that your poker game of choice
did not need stripping.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
December 06 2013 16:39 GMT
#9
On December 06 2013 23:05 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
For your sake I hope
that your poker game of choice
did not need stripping.


5/5
AdministratorBreak the chains
Flossy
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States870 Posts
December 06 2013 20:20 GMT
#10
I was hoping for something statistics related 1/5
etternaonline.com
ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
December 06 2013 23:31 GMT
#11
Variance is just a measure of what the universe thinks you should be doing with your life

When you're not running sick or above EV it's telling you to go work out or get a haircut
I'm on GOLD CHAIN
Chocolate
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2350 Posts
December 07 2013 07:49 GMT
#12
Damn you variance
Standard deviation squared
I hate statistics
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
December 07 2013 07:52 GMT
#13
I feel your pain bro, variance can get fucking brutal at times and you feel like quitting.

But that's the nature of the game, and life itself.
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5778 Posts
December 07 2013 09:49 GMT
#14
Haikus usually aren't 5-7-6
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
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