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Garnet
Vietnam9047 Posts
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Tobberoth
Sweden6375 Posts
On July 22 2013 22:39 Garnet wrote: My girl friends are getting married left and right, and I still haven't kissed a girl. For some reason I just don't like any of the girls I met here, even though some of them clearly have interest in me. I have actually made "marrying a non-Asian (except Japanese) girl" one of my goals. I just can't stand these soulless Asian chicks. But sometimes I get horny... Not that I really agree on any level, but it's pretty hilarious to call asian girls soulless and then make an exception for Japanese girls... Go to Japan and witness the power of tatemae, then ask yourself why you decided to make an exception for them. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States46091 Posts
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MaxField
United States2386 Posts
1) talking faster when in the presence of females. This will prove to them you have an excellent mind and the ability to form sentences at a very rapid pace. 2) Run everywhere. Self-explanatory. I recommend wearing comfortable socks, and be sure to soak your feet in warm water if they begin to crack, bleed, and go numb. 3) Intake an excess amount of caffeine, and turn into the squirrel dude from over the hedge. See spolier for details. + Show Spoiler + 4) Speed dating. Not recommended for you, but still an option. 5) Switch to Geico. | ||
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TriO
United States421 Posts
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
On July 23 2013 02:33 MaxField wrote: In order to hurry up, you have a few options that you can consider. 1) talking faster when in the presence of females. This will prove to them you have an excellent mind and the ability to form sentences at a very rapid pace. 2) Run everywhere. Self-explanatory. I recommend wearing comfortable socks, and be sure to soak your feet in warm water if they begin to crack, bleed, and go numb. 3) Intake an excess amount of caffeine, and turn into the squirrel dude from over the hedge. See spolier for details. + Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3O2kuEXf8Y 4) Speed dating. Not recommended for you, but still an option. 5) Switch to Geico. 15 minutes or less could get you a girls number. DING! | ||
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