I need to hurry up

On July 22 2013 22:39 Garnet wrote:
My girl friends are getting married left and right, and I still haven't kissed a girl. For some reason I just don't like any of the girls I met here, even though some of them clearly have interest in me. I have actually made "marrying a non-Asian (except Japanese) girl" one of my goals. I just can't stand these soulless Asian chicks. But sometimes I get horny...

On July 23 2013 02:33 MaxField wrote:
In order to hurry up, you have a few options that you can consider.
1) talking faster when in the presence of females. This will prove to them you have an excellent mind and the ability to form sentences at a very rapid pace.
2) Run everywhere. Self-explanatory. I recommend wearing comfortable socks, and be sure to soak your feet in warm water if they begin to crack, bleed, and go numb.
3) Intake an excess amount of caffeine, and turn into the squirrel dude from over the hedge. See spolier for details. + Show Spoiler +
4) Speed dating. Not recommended for you, but still an option.
5) Switch to Geico.