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obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
April 30 2013 17:32 GMT
#21
On May 01 2013 01:07 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2013 22:40 FFGenerations wrote:
dont miss the bus next time????


This guy is a fucking prophet!

Haha, well see how it goes today. And as for hanging out at her place., we pretty much do that. Thanks for the advice guys. If it really does go to hell, ill try the gayporn thing.

Holy shit.. amazing guess.

If your parents don't believe you're gay after seeing you watch gay porn, we will need a volunteer for a more physical demonstration. For... Science experimentation the good of TL.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
April 30 2013 18:48 GMT
#22
On May 01 2013 02:32 obesechicken13 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 01 2013 01:07 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
On April 30 2013 22:40 FFGenerations wrote:
dont miss the bus next time????


This guy is a fucking prophet!

Haha, well see how it goes today. And as for hanging out at her place., we pretty much do that. Thanks for the advice guys. If it really does go to hell, ill try the gayporn thing.

Holy shit.. amazing guess.

If your parents don't believe you're gay after seeing you watch gay porn, we will need a volunteer for a more physical demonstration. For... Science experimentation the good of TL.


I think bestiallity is worse than being homo. Also its more comfortable to have a rainbow dash sex doll than pretend to have sex with a dude or some shit.

On May 01 2013 01:38 jrkirby wrote:
I still don't get why so many girl blog authors insist on giving their girls a fake name, but then never use it once. You haven't named her "J" you named her [pronoun].

C'mon, didn't your teachers ever make you read elements of style?



Nope, From now on, all of my girl blogs I will call them her, to avoid confusion
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
April 30 2013 18:59 GMT
#23
What's worth more, her moaning your name during an hours long session of hot sweaty sex, or your parents living the illusion that a 19 years old guy doesn't know what he can use his weiner for?
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
May 12 2013 09:50 GMT
#24
I haven't finished reading but your first problem is that you're spelling gelato "gillato". let's go here.
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JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
May 12 2013 09:52 GMT
#25
oh man, a how to work around my parents blog. I sympathize man. that is a tough one. there's no getting around the fact that you are hamstrung by living under the same roof as them. until you are prepared to move out there's nothing that can be done. maybe the reason that she didn't want to invite you over is that she also lives with her folks.

do you have a car? what about a station wagon?
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dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6191 Posts
May 21 2013 19:00 GMT
#26
I'm curious as to how this all turned out Mystery. Didn't see you on irc today so I couldn't ask!
I do feel the pain of being carless though. It sucks having to reply on other people to take you places.
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