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HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 12:19 GMT
#21
On March 01 2013 21:10 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 21:05 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 21:01 Blazinghand wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:02 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 12:14 Blazinghand wrote:
Did he grab her by the outside of the throat or by the inside of the throat

What part of "by the throat" did you not understand? English is not your first language it seems.

I'll just leave this here, then.

On October 02 2012 16:05 Blazinghand wrote:
On October 02 2012 13:24 HataZStriker wrote:
Slowly, my hands made slid down her throat. She held it, with a little hint of resistance. I liked it. I moved down even more...


[image loading]

This is partially a joke and partially a lesson. This was the mental image I had for the entire rest of the story.

Edit: fuck I'm the sexiest artist alive and that's like the best stick-figure art I've ever done


ah that's why you look familiar. it was old, do you relish in the past? anyway, i am a peace lover. it is part of this sword i have called "artistic license", and i replied to you above as well. cheers sir.


please i love so much relish on my past

I relish it so much they put me in little ketchup packets that are actually relish packets

and they call me relesh

uhm... ? you're weird
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
xwoGworwaTsx
Profile Joined April 2012
United States984 Posts
March 01 2013 12:49 GMT
#22
lol wtf this is getting worse and worse
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-01 13:22:19
March 01 2013 13:18 GMT
#23
my rasberries are getting moldy

On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.




Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 15:18 GMT
#24
On March 01 2013 22:18 Roe wrote:
my rasberries are getting moldy

Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?

You've read it, many times I'm sure, you tell me.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
March 01 2013 15:20 GMT
#25
Just one question: what are you on?
Что?
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
March 01 2013 15:40 GMT
#26
High literature, sir. You just read high, sophisticated literature.

Yeah, that makes more sense.lol
Daoism
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States84 Posts
March 01 2013 16:04 GMT
#27
On March 02 2013 00:20 Shady Sands wrote:
Just one question: what are you on?

He's high on sophisticated literature
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
March 01 2013 16:33 GMT
#28
On March 02 2013 00:18 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 22:18 Roe wrote:
my rasberries are getting moldy

On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?

You've read it, many times I'm sure, you tell me.

I didn't write it... You tell me.
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 17:08 GMT
#29
On March 02 2013 01:33 Roe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 00:18 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 22:18 Roe wrote:
my rasberries are getting moldy

On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?

You've read it, many times I'm sure, you tell me.

I didn't write it... You tell me.

Would you like me to tell you the "Idiot's Guide" version of the story as well?

(or, should we ask Murakami what his stories meant?)
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
March 01 2013 17:10 GMT
#30
On March 02 2013 02:08 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 01:33 Roe wrote:
On March 02 2013 00:18 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 22:18 Roe wrote:
my rasberries are getting moldy

On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?

You've read it, many times I'm sure, you tell me.

I didn't write it... You tell me.

Would you like me to tell you the "Idiot's Guide" version of the story as well?

(or, should we ask Murakami what his stories meant?)


In other words there is no meaning intended.
calgar
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1277 Posts
March 01 2013 17:26 GMT
#31
Hi mate, had to stop in after chuckling so many times reading through this.

If you're trolling then very well done. Exemplary blend of subtlety and lunacy, which you've added to marvelously with your slow-play. You have your readers hooked and desperate for part IV. I like how you turn the criticisms around back towards the original posters, as a true artist who pines for a world in which his esoteric, avant garde work can be appreciated by the plebeians of Team Liquid.

If you're serious (and well you're probably not to be honest, but there's always the chance right?) then you had to expect this kind of reaction, eh?
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 17:32 GMT
#32
On March 02 2013 02:10 Roe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 02:08 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 02 2013 01:33 Roe wrote:
On March 02 2013 00:18 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 22:18 Roe wrote:
my rasberries are getting moldy

On March 01 2013 20:57 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 01 2013 13:16 Roe wrote:
I couldn't help notice you "borrowed" a few lines from the great Brazilian jazz crooner Antonio Carlos Jobim.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGQtGJZto8

Homage. Everything is intentional and everything is purposeful.

what was the purpose of it in this piece?

You've read it, many times I'm sure, you tell me.

I didn't write it... You tell me.

Would you like me to tell you the "Idiot's Guide" version of the story as well?

(or, should we ask Murakami what his stories meant?)


In other words there is no meaning intended.

Where is it written that the world revolves around you limited understanding?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 17:34 GMT
#33
On March 02 2013 02:26 calgar wrote:
Hi mate, had to stop in after chuckling so many times reading through this.

If you're trolling then very well done. Exemplary blend of subtlety and lunacy, which you've added to marvelously with your slow-play. You have your readers hooked and desperate for part IV. I like how you turn the criticisms around back towards the original posters, as a true artist who pines for a world in which his esoteric, avant garde work can be appreciated by the plebeians of Team Liquid.

If you're serious (and well you're probably not to be honest, but there's always the chance right?) then you had to expect this kind of reaction, eh?

Thank you.

Did I push the action too soon? did you like the story? Which subplot should I emphasize more?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18866 Posts
March 01 2013 17:46 GMT
#34
On March 02 2013 02:34 HataZStriker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 02:26 calgar wrote:
Hi mate, had to stop in after chuckling so many times reading through this.

If you're trolling then very well done. Exemplary blend of subtlety and lunacy, which you've added to marvelously with your slow-play. You have your readers hooked and desperate for part IV. I like how you turn the criticisms around back towards the original posters, as a true artist who pines for a world in which his esoteric, avant garde work can be appreciated by the plebeians of Team Liquid.

If you're serious (and well you're probably not to be honest, but there's always the chance right?) then you had to expect this kind of reaction, eh?

Thank you.

Did I push the action too soon? did you like the story? Which subplot should I emphasize more?

I'd say emphasize the subplot which involves diarrhea, that one is my current favorite. I must admit to being taken aback at how you manage to work with so many different shades of brown while making sure that audiences are aware that what they are looking at is indeed still shit. I could have sworn I detected a bit of corn in there, are you a fan of Pablo Neruda?
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-01 18:02:13
March 01 2013 17:56 GMT
#35
On March 02 2013 02:46 farvacola wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 02:34 HataZStriker wrote:
On March 02 2013 02:26 calgar wrote:
Hi mate, had to stop in after chuckling so many times reading through this.

If you're trolling then very well done. Exemplary blend of subtlety and lunacy, which you've added to marvelously with your slow-play. You have your readers hooked and desperate for part IV. I like how you turn the criticisms around back towards the original posters, as a true artist who pines for a world in which his esoteric, avant garde work can be appreciated by the plebeians of Team Liquid.

If you're serious (and well you're probably not to be honest, but there's always the chance right?) then you had to expect this kind of reaction, eh?

Thank you.

Did I push the action too soon? did you like the story? Which subplot should I emphasize more?

I'd say emphasize the subplot which involves diarrhea, that one is my current favorite. I must admit to being taken aback at how you manage to work with so many different shades of brown while making sure that audiences are aware that what they are looking at is indeed still shit. I could have sworn I detected a bit of corn in there, are you a fan of Pablo Neruda?

Another erudite reader! Thank you for the kind words and appreciation sir.
Maybe we can do a collaborative work, what do you think?
Also, who is Pablo Neruda? Some South American dictator?

Oh yeah! PABLO NERUDA the poet! One of my favorites!
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
SamsungStar
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States912 Posts
March 02 2013 07:49 GMT
#36
lol I loved guys like this back in college. They would put out nonsensical crap and then masturbate when people told them they didn't understand it. Because that meant the writer had put out something super cerebral, which therefore meant they were smart. Honestly, get your head out of the gutter and write something worth reading. This shit is juvenile. I'd say Motbob's aspirational dota blog was higher quality literature than any of this.
xwoGworwaTsx
Profile Joined April 2012
United States984 Posts
March 02 2013 08:19 GMT
#37
On March 02 2013 16:49 SamsungStar wrote:
lol I loved guys like this back in college. They would put out nonsensical crap and then masturbate when people told them they didn't understand it. Because that meant the writer had put out something super cerebral, which therefore meant they were smart. Honestly, get your head out of the gutter and write something worth reading. This shit is juvenile. I'd say Motbob's aspirational dota blog was higher quality literature than any of this.

The irony with this post! I mean I hate this fucking blog to death and I come here only to see this poster get burned, but you? A shitty low quality poster calling someone else's work bad is just ridiculous. Wait, before you complain, compare our icons and post counts.
SamsungStar
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States912 Posts
March 02 2013 15:30 GMT
#38
On March 02 2013 17:19 xwoGworwaTsx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2013 16:49 SamsungStar wrote:
lol I loved guys like this back in college. They would put out nonsensical crap and then masturbate when people told them they didn't understand it. Because that meant the writer had put out something super cerebral, which therefore meant they were smart. Honestly, get your head out of the gutter and write something worth reading. This shit is juvenile. I'd say Motbob's aspirational dota blog was higher quality literature than any of this.

The irony with this post! I mean I hate this fucking blog to death and I come here only to see this poster get burned, but you? A shitty low quality poster calling someone else's work bad is just ridiculous. Wait, before you complain, compare our icons and post counts.


What are you trying to say?
xwoGworwaTsx
Profile Joined April 2012
United States984 Posts
March 02 2013 16:19 GMT
#39
That you are a shitty low content poster. Don't worry, I once was too, cleaned up my ways.
SamsungStar
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States912 Posts
March 02 2013 16:27 GMT
#40
You seem angry. Is there a reason for it?
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