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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
February 09 2013 07:30 GMT
#1
Im not exactly sure of the rules that go into blog posting and how exactly this will work but W/e.

So theres this girl i know and she is having this huge problem with her bf or something. The thing is she is japanese and her bf is american. So she gets on skype and wants me to teach her bad words in english so that she can go yell at her bf. The problem is i don't know what words to tell her so i'd figure i would ask u guys.

post ur words in spoiler plz.

the words she knows.

+ Show Spoiler +
bullshit, son of bitch, holy shit, fuck, damn, give a fuck


so pretty much stuff like that but she wants to call him a hypocrite in a bad way or something.

Any suggestions are appreciated.

*
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
February 09 2013 07:32 GMT
#2
you really taught her to say "son of bitch"?
shikata ga nai
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
February 09 2013 07:34 GMT
#3
On February 09 2013 16:32 sam!zdat wrote:
you really taught her to say "son of bitch"?


It is rather commonly employed against men.

I don't have anything to add, although you could always check out Carlin's words that can't be said on television for others. Insults, however, seem to be rather individual in nature and probably wouldn't be great in a second language.
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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
February 09 2013 07:41 GMT
#4
well its for use against her bf. calling her bf a cunt doesn't almost seems kind of funny.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
February 09 2013 07:41 GMT
#5
Teach her the following:

Raspberry fart face
Pooptart taquito
Super nostril wiener
Vanilla colon cancer

Next time she yells at her bf, it will be really funny

PS. If a girl is getting English lessons just so she can curse at her bf, I don't think that relationship will last much longer
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-09 07:43:24
February 09 2013 07:42 GMT
#6
On February 09 2013 16:34 felisconcolori wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 09 2013 16:32 sam!zdat wrote:
you really taught her to say "son of bitch"?


It is rather commonly employed against men.


son of a bitch. son of a bitch
shikata ga nai
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-09 07:47:00
February 09 2013 07:46 GMT
#7
On February 09 2013 16:41 Chairman Ray wrote:
Teach her the following:

Raspberry fart face
Pooptart taquito
Super nostril wiener
Vanilla colon cancer

Next time she yells at her bf, it will be really funny

PS. If a girl is getting English lessons just so she can curse at her bf, I don't think that relationship will last much longer


obviously. I'm pretty sure she was a rebound from what ive heard they got together like 2 weeks after he broke up with his ex gf. And as for the swearing part its already funny cause of the accent.

On February 09 2013 16:42 sam!zdat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 09 2013 16:34 felisconcolori wrote:
On February 09 2013 16:32 sam!zdat wrote:
you really taught her to say "son of bitch"?


It is rather commonly employed against men.


son of a bitch. son of a bitch


it was a typo. But she says that sometimes since she is esl.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
February 09 2013 08:08 GMT
#8
She cant communicate with her boyfriend, yet she's with him? wtf.

I mean, kudo's on the japanese chick though, they really are something else in the looks department. <semi>
Useless wet fish.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
February 09 2013 08:23 GMT
#9
On February 09 2013 17:08 Capped wrote:
She cant communicate with her boyfriend, yet she's with him? wtf.

I mean, kudo's on the japanese chick though, they really are something else in the looks department. <semi>


Her english isn't that bad, but i don't really know what to teach her, usually people just a combination of the unholy trinity (Bitch, Fuck, Shit) as well as words that attack someones sexuall preference.



"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Hier
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
2391 Posts
February 09 2013 08:23 GMT
#10
So is her boyfriend waiting for her to yell at him, while she is waiting for you to teach her how, while you are waiting for us to give you ideas for swear words, right now in real time?

Have her yell "Suck my dick!". That'll really throw him off his game.
"But on a more serious note..." -everyone on this forum at some point.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
February 09 2013 08:36 GMT
#11
On February 09 2013 17:23 Hier wrote:
So is her boyfriend waiting for her to yell at him, while she is waiting for you to teach her how, while you are waiting for us to give you ideas for swear words, right now in real time?

Have her yell "Suck my dick!". That'll really throw him off his game.


Shes going to yell at him tomorrow, and wants me to teach her what bad words to say. I already gave her some more that I thought of but i was just wondering if TL thought of anything else that I missed.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3805 Posts
February 09 2013 11:52 GMT
#12
From south park the movie
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Donkey raping shit eater
shitfaced cockmaster
frozen tampon popsicle
dogshit taco
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Kyrillion
Profile Joined August 2011
Russian Federation748 Posts
February 09 2013 13:36 GMT
#13
Blackadder has some of the best I've ever heard.
If you seek well, you shall find.
Tppz!
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany1449 Posts
February 09 2013 14:10 GMT
#14
what about the good old "asshole". or any combination witht he word "bloody"?
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-09 14:17:06
February 09 2013 14:16 GMT
#15
So given the nature of this blog, are we exempt from any moderation upon using racial epithets or "faggot" so as to help this guy teach some chick how to swear?

Or is this just one big bantrap waiting to happen hm.. :/
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44422 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-09 15:18:31
February 09 2013 15:17 GMT
#16
This is amazing. Whenever I hear angry people incorrectly yelling bad words (whether it's because of a mistranslation or language barrier or they just don't understand what they're supposed to be saying)- even at me- I can't help but crack a smile. Sometimes that diffuses the tension, sometimes it makes it worse... but it's not really my fault (I'm not the one who's saying silly things).

Please continue to update this blog.

EDIT: I second Chairman Ray's terribly derogatory terms. Great words used to really get the point across.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
February 09 2013 16:05 GMT
#17
On February 09 2013 17:23 Hier wrote:
So is her boyfriend waiting for her to yell at him, while she is waiting for you to teach her how, while you are waiting for us to give you ideas for swear words, right now in real time?

Have her yell "Suck my dick!". That'll really throw him off his game.

girls say that all the time, that won't really do anything other than make him annoyed lol. Just like all cursing, there is a playful type that is kind of sexy, a defensive type that is kind of funny, and an angry type that makes other people annoyed or angry. Same thing for that one.
User was warned for too many mimes.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
February 09 2013 16:48 GMT
#18
Tell her this is a stupid idea. If you need to use swears to yell at your bf/gf you need to either grow up or end the relationship (or both). This has nothing to do with language barriers.
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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
February 09 2013 18:52 GMT
#19
Shes planning on breaking up with him. He did something like cheat on her. So she wants to get in some words to feel better. Thanks for all the suggestions. Completely forgot about asshole. U can post derogatory stuff but please post those in spoilers.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-09 20:29:03
February 09 2013 20:28 GMT
#20
Whitey, Cracker, Gringo, Honky, Peckerwood, Roundeye, Wigger, Zog Lover.

There.

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