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you really taught her to say "son of bitch"?
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On February 09 2013 16:32 sam!zdat wrote:
you really taught her to say "son of bitch"?
It is rather commonly employed against men.
I don't have anything to add, although you could always check out Carlin's words that can't be said on television for others. Insults, however, seem to be rather individual in nature and probably wouldn't be great in a second language.
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well its for use against her bf. calling her bf a cunt doesn't almost seems kind of funny.
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Teach her the following:
Raspberry fart face
Pooptart taquito
Super nostril wiener
Vanilla colon cancer
Next time she yells at her bf, it will be really funny
PS. If a girl is getting English lessons just so she can curse at her bf, I don't think that relationship will last much longer
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On February 09 2013 16:34 felisconcolori wrote:Show nested quote +On February 09 2013 16:32 sam!zdat wrote:
you really taught her to say "son of bitch"? It is rather commonly employed against men.
son of a bitch. son of a bitch
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On February 09 2013 16:41 Chairman Ray wrote:
Teach her the following:
Raspberry fart face
Pooptart taquito
Super nostril wiener
Vanilla colon cancer
Next time she yells at her bf, it will be really funny
PS. If a girl is getting English lessons just so she can curse at her bf, I don't think that relationship will last much longer
obviously. I'm pretty sure she was a rebound from what ive heard they got together like 2 weeks after he broke up with his ex gf. And as for the swearing part its already funny cause of the accent.
On February 09 2013 16:42 sam!zdat wrote:Show nested quote +On February 09 2013 16:34 felisconcolori wrote:On February 09 2013 16:32 sam!zdat wrote:
you really taught her to say "son of bitch"? It is rather commonly employed against men. son of a bitch. son of a bitch
it was a typo. But she says that sometimes since she is esl.
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She cant communicate with her boyfriend, yet she's with him? wtf.
I mean, kudo's on the japanese chick though, they really are something else in the looks department. <semi>
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On February 09 2013 17:08 Capped wrote:
She cant communicate with her boyfriend, yet she's with him? wtf.
I mean, kudo's on the japanese chick though, they really are something else in the looks department. <semi>
Her english isn't that bad, but i don't really know what to teach her, usually people just a combination of the unholy trinity (Bitch, Fuck, Shit) as well as words that attack someones sexuall preference.
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So is her boyfriend waiting for her to yell at him, while she is waiting for you to teach her how, while you are waiting for us to give you ideas for swear words, right now in real time?
Have her yell "Suck my dick!". That'll really throw him off his game.
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On February 09 2013 17:23 Hier wrote:
So is her boyfriend waiting for her to yell at him, while she is waiting for you to teach her how, while you are waiting for us to give you ideas for swear words, right now in real time?
Have her yell "Suck my dick!". That'll really throw him off his game.
Shes going to yell at him tomorrow, and wants me to teach her what bad words to say. I already gave her some more that I thought of but i was just wondering if TL thought of anything else that I missed.
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From south park the movie
+ Show Spoiler +Donkey raping shit eater
shitfaced cockmaster
frozen tampon popsicle
dogshit taco
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Russian Federation748 Posts
Blackadder has some of the best I've ever heard.
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what about the good old "asshole". or any combination witht he word "bloody"?
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So given the nature of this blog, are we exempt from any moderation upon using racial epithets or "faggot" so as to help this guy teach some chick how to swear?
Or is this just one big bantrap waiting to happen hm.. :/
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This is amazing. Whenever I hear angry people incorrectly yelling bad words (whether it's because of a mistranslation or language barrier or they just don't understand what they're supposed to be saying)- even at me- I can't help but crack a smile. Sometimes that diffuses the tension, sometimes it makes it worse... but it's not really my fault (I'm not the one who's saying silly things).
Please continue to update this blog.
EDIT: I second Chairman Ray's terribly derogatory terms. Great words used to really get the point across.
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On February 09 2013 17:23 Hier wrote:
So is her boyfriend waiting for her to yell at him, while she is waiting for you to teach her how, while you are waiting for us to give you ideas for swear words, right now in real time?
Have her yell "Suck my dick!". That'll really throw him off his game.
girls say that all the time, that won't really do anything other than make him annoyed lol. Just like all cursing, there is a playful type that is kind of sexy, a defensive type that is kind of funny, and an angry type that makes other people annoyed or angry. Same thing for that one.
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Tell her this is a stupid idea. If you need to use swears to yell at your bf/gf you need to either grow up or end the relationship (or both). This has nothing to do with language barriers.
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Shes planning on breaking up with him. He did something like cheat on her. So she wants to get in some words to feel better. Thanks for all the suggestions. Completely forgot about asshole. U can post derogatory stuff but please post those in spoilers.
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Whitey, Cracker, Gringo, Honky, Peckerwood, Roundeye, Wigger, Zog Lover.
There.
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