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So today something interesting happened to me. It all started at work, my girlfriend sent me a picture of some dress saying “isn’t it cute?” Immediately my first thought was that I had to take a picture of my balls and say “about as cute as this?”. This idea was so genius that I couldn’t pass up the opportunity, so I got up from my desk and skipped to the toilets like a school girl.
As I got into the toilets and propped my balls into a beautiful position and waited until the dude chucking a piss left, then it was now or never! I took the picture of the balls but as I did it made the CLICK CLICK sound and just so life could break me down, as soon as that noise went off, I hear a dude say “What the **** was that?”
Never so quickly did I hide my feet so that I could not be identified by my shoes. With my quick thinking I said “didn’t hear anything hey”. Now the awkwardness had gone to unspeakable levels because I had broken the undying man rule. Don’t talk in the toilets to another dude. Anyways the dude left I prayed he wasn’t a guy that worked on my floor and sent the picture while I walked back to my desk giggling like a school girl.
I know two girls with the same name, ones my girlfriend and the other is a girl I recently had a falling out with… now you can imagine what happened. My balls are all over facebook and tumblr now. But that comes with genius ideas so whatever hey.
FML.
 
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So what did the dress look like?
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Congrats, your balls are now in everyone's face.
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That ballsy attempt went quite wrong I'd say.
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SO DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING TODAY?? hmmmm
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Why is there always cmen in the girl blogs?
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you must be the guy in the porn video i watched today. AWKWARD..............
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lol good read
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On April 26 2012 15:19 jrkirby wrote:
Why is there always cmen in the girl blogs?
good question
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 turning off the click click is the first thing to do with a camera/phone
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Ouch lol..
"The hell was that..Eh Mate?"
p.s. dont you put a last name in your phone too? or atleast a letter? haha, you know, so you don't get contacts mixed up.. or send your balls to the wrong woman
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Pic of balls or didn't happen.
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On April 26 2012 15:39 cmen15 wrote:Show nested quote +On April 26 2012 15:19 jrkirby wrote:
Why is there always cmen in the girl blogs? good question
Why does he have to come into every single one? I can't take it anymore.
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ITS NOT A GIRL BLOG ITS A BALL BLOG JERKS, I dont do the last name thing... usually Ill associate people with smiley faces or sad faces but I wasnt really paying attention.
The dress was LOVELY and also balls or it didnt happen? HIT ME UP FOR THEM THEN :/
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On April 26 2012 16:14 ScruffyJanitor wrote:
ITS NOT A GIRL BLOG ITS A BALL BLOG JERKS, I dont do the last name thing... usually Ill associate people with smiley faces or sad faces but I wasnt really paying attention.
The dress was LOVELY and also balls or it didnt happen? HIT ME UP FOR THEM THEN :/
You'll post them for your girl to see but not your TLbros? What the heck is this.
It should be in the OP, unspoilered, glitter it up too. Get a Snoop Dogg or two.
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Pics of dress or didn't happen.
This needs addressing.
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On the bright side, maybe you'll end up with the most famous balls in Australia.
After all, who wouldn't want to see what's going in the land down under.
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lol. You've made my day and it isn't even 4am yet. Thank you ^^
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EPT
