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Does anyone know where MoltkeWarding has gone these days?
Every now and again I enter MoltkeWarding in the "search by user's name" bar of the TL search function, hoping for fresh insight from the man the myth the legend, some new gospel from on high—but for the past several months the searches have returned no new results. I am beginning to despair now. I feel lost.
Last night I even had a dream where MoltkeWarding had posted in the now-defunct "Should Religion be allowed to Influence Politics" thread. After I woke up, I couldn't remember the content of that post. But it had been brilliant and authoritative, hilarious, only slightly antiquated.
I assume that Moltke is somewhere writing the great Canadian novel, but there is a certainly MoltkeWarding shaped hole in TL now and it irks my very soul. He rates right up there with mitsy and mensrea as "Posters Most Likely to be Missed Forever."
Someone has to find out where he went and how to induce him to return.
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He is always here, in your heart~
But really he was one of the true good posters on TL I love always seeing him post after being gone for long periods of time.
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On January 08 2012 11:28 Megaliskuu wrote:
He is always here, in your heart~
But really he was one of the true good posters on TL I love always seeing him post after being gone for long periods of time.
He's a TL poster with his own "Best of" thread. Enough said, right?
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He comes and goes. All you need to do is perform a complex ritual involving virgins and goats and Voltaire quotes to summon him.
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On January 08 2012 11:25 HULKAMANIA wrote:
I assume that Moltke is somewhere writing the great german novel, but there is a certainly MoltkeWarding shaped hole in TL now and it irks my very soul. He rates right up there with mitsy and mensrea as "Posters Most Likely to be Missed Forever."
ftfy
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
I miss chortling over Moltke's posts.
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On January 08 2012 11:53 boesthius wrote:
I saw Moltke on the sidebar for blogs and got really excited.
I should ban you.
You do what you got to do. I like Disneyland as much as the next guy.
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God, he's one of the people I miss in here, too.
He introduced me to HoI 2 and he always made Strafe look dumb in IRC back in the day. Good ol' times. <3
Edit: Actually he was able to make everyone look dumb. <<3³
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On January 08 2012 12:04 HULKAMANIA wrote:Show nested quote +On January 08 2012 11:53 boesthius wrote:
I saw Moltke on the sidebar for blogs and got really excited.
I should ban you. You do what you got to do. I like Disneyland as much as the next guy.
Been there before, have you?
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On January 08 2012 12:36 Mortality wrote:Show nested quote +On January 08 2012 12:04 HULKAMANIA wrote:On January 08 2012 11:53 boesthius wrote:
I saw Moltke on the sidebar for blogs and got really excited.
I should ban you. You do what you got to do. I like Disneyland as much as the next guy. Been there before, have you?
The Hulkster runs amok wherever he pleases. But he doesn't suffer direction.
I Moltke comes back.
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you bloody wanker , i was looking forward to a riveting post by sir moltke.
+ Show Spoiler +XD
where did he go anyways? :[
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On January 08 2012 11:36 Chef wrote:
He comes and goes. All you need to do is perform a complex ritual involving virgins and goats and Voltaire quotes to summon him.
You can't just use any random virgins though. Gotta check their upbringing, moral standards, taste in literature, color of socks etc. first.
The same goes for the goats.
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On January 08 2012 12:56 Monsen wrote:Show nested quote +On January 08 2012 11:36 Chef wrote:
He comes and goes. All you need to do is perform a complex ritual involving virgins and goats and Voltaire quotes to summon him. You can't just use any random virgins though. Gotta check their upbringing, moral standards, taste in literature, color of socks etc. first. The same goes for the goats.
You almost got it right. However, let's not forget the real facts:
The point is none of these women are marriable.
Pictures don't tell much about how attractive someone really is.
How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not until you know
-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)
The above listed constitute 95% of the qualifications for any marriable and therefore attractive girl.
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"Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life"
I missed that the first time I stumbled on that
I would really like him to come back and to elaborate
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Ugh gotta admit I got super excited when I saw his name on the blog title...
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On January 08 2012 15:22 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
I miss Moltke too =(
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Moltke is my favorite poster
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Asians love Moltke because they can vicarious self-hate and aspire to be white through him in a way ordinary human self-dignity would not allow.
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Moltke is a beast :D I miss him too.
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If I ever met Moltke in person I would kick him in the shins without any reservation.
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Saw his name on the sidebar, got excited for nothing 
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On January 08 2012 15:58 Waxangel wrote:
Asians love Moltke because they can vicarious self-hate and aspire to be white through him in a way ordinary human self-dignity would not allow.
But he also posts like he was born wearing a monocle and top hat. Not even white people can match his top-hat-and-monocleness.
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Played a bit of bw with him at one point ( Mostly Napo ). He also showed me an UMS he made when he was younger. Something about the struggle against capitalism and marxism iirc. Was kinda funny.
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