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HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
January 08 2012 02:25 GMT
#1
Does anyone know where MoltkeWarding has gone these days?

Every now and again I enter MoltkeWarding in the "search by user's name" bar of the TL search function, hoping for fresh insight from the man the myth the legend, some new gospel from on high—but for the past several months the searches have returned no new results. I am beginning to despair now. I feel lost.

Last night I even had a dream where MoltkeWarding had posted in the now-defunct "Should Religion be allowed to Influence Politics" thread. After I woke up, I couldn't remember the content of that post. But it had been brilliant and authoritative, hilarious, only slightly antiquated.

I assume that Moltke is somewhere writing the great Canadian novel, but there is a certainly MoltkeWarding shaped hole in TL now and it irks my very soul. He rates right up there with mitsy and mensrea as "Posters Most Likely to be Missed Forever."

Someone has to find out where he went and how to induce him to return.

*****
If it were not so, I would have told you.
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-08 02:28:39
January 08 2012 02:28 GMT
#2
He is always here, in your heart~

But really he was one of the true good posters on TL I love always seeing him post after being gone for long periods of time.
|BW>Everything|Add me on star2 KR server TheMuTaL.675 for practice games :)|NEX clan| https://www.dotabuff.com/players/183104694
HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
January 08 2012 02:34 GMT
#3
On January 08 2012 11:28 Megaliskuu wrote:
He is always here, in your heart~

But really he was one of the true good posters on TL I love always seeing him post after being gone for long periods of time.


He's a TL poster with his own "Best of" thread. Enough said, right?
If it were not so, I would have told you.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 08 2012 02:36 GMT
#4
He comes and goes. All you need to do is perform a complex ritual involving virgins and goats and Voltaire quotes to summon him.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
kaisr
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada715 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-08 02:37:21
January 08 2012 02:37 GMT
#5
On January 08 2012 11:25 HULKAMANIA wrote:


I assume that Moltke is somewhere writing the great german novel, but there is a certainly MoltkeWarding shaped hole in TL now and it irks my very soul. He rates right up there with mitsy and mensrea as "Posters Most Likely to be Missed Forever."


ftfy
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
January 08 2012 02:53 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
January 08 2012 02:55 GMT
#7
I miss chortling over Moltke's posts.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
January 08 2012 03:04 GMT
#8
On January 08 2012 11:53 boesthius wrote:
I saw Moltke on the sidebar for blogs and got really excited.

I should ban you.

You do what you got to do. I like Disneyland as much as the next guy.
If it were not so, I would have told you.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-08 03:35:51
January 08 2012 03:35 GMT
#9
God, he's one of the people I miss in here, too.

He introduced me to HoI 2 and he always made Strafe look dumb in IRC back in the day. Good ol' times. <3


Edit: Actually he was able to make everyone look dumb. <<3³
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
January 08 2012 03:36 GMT
#10
On January 08 2012 12:04 HULKAMANIA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 08 2012 11:53 boesthius wrote:
I saw Moltke on the sidebar for blogs and got really excited.

I should ban you.

You do what you got to do. I like Disneyland as much as the next guy.


Been there before, have you?
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 08 2012 03:45 GMT
#11
On January 08 2012 12:36 Mortality wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 08 2012 12:04 HULKAMANIA wrote:
On January 08 2012 11:53 boesthius wrote:
I saw Moltke on the sidebar for blogs and got really excited.

I should ban you.

You do what you got to do. I like Disneyland as much as the next guy.


Been there before, have you?

The Hulkster runs amok wherever he pleases. But he doesn't suffer direction.

I Moltke comes back.
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
January 08 2012 03:46 GMT
#12
you bloody wanker , i was looking forward to a riveting post by sir moltke.
+ Show Spoiler +
XD
where did he go anyways? :[
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
January 08 2012 03:56 GMT
#13
On January 08 2012 11:36 Chef wrote:
He comes and goes. All you need to do is perform a complex ritual involving virgins and goats and Voltaire quotes to summon him.


You can't just use any random virgins though. Gotta check their upbringing, moral standards, taste in literature, color of socks etc. first.
The same goes for the goats.
11 years and counting- TL #680
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-08 17:03:43
January 08 2012 05:07 GMT
#14
On January 08 2012 12:56 Monsen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 08 2012 11:36 Chef wrote:
He comes and goes. All you need to do is perform a complex ritual involving virgins and goats and Voltaire quotes to summon him.


You can't just use any random virgins though. Gotta check their upbringing, moral standards, taste in literature, color of socks etc. first.
The same goes for the goats.



You almost got it right. However, let's not forget the real facts:

The point is none of these women are marriable.

Pictures don't tell much about how attractive someone really is.

How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not until you know

-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)

The above listed constitute 95% of the qualifications for any marriable and therefore attractive girl.
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-08 05:13:12
January 08 2012 05:07 GMT
#15
The infamous Moltke post, for the new users:

edit: Beaten! but here's the link:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=28177&currentpage=14#278
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-08 05:13:50
January 08 2012 05:13 GMT
#16
"Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life"
I missed that the first time I stumbled on that
I would really like him to come back and to elaborate
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
January 08 2012 06:00 GMT
#17
Ugh gotta admit I got super excited when I saw his name on the blog title...
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
January 08 2012 06:22 GMT
#18
I miss Moltke too =(
TranslatorBaa!
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
January 08 2012 06:46 GMT
#19
On January 08 2012 15:22 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
I miss Moltke too =(

Writer
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
January 08 2012 06:56 GMT
#20
Moltke is my favorite poster
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33479 Posts
January 08 2012 06:58 GMT
#21
Asians love Moltke because they can vicarious self-hate and aspire to be white through him in a way ordinary human self-dignity would not allow.
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
Motiva
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1774 Posts
January 08 2012 07:43 GMT
#22
Moltke is a beast :D I miss him too.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
January 08 2012 08:04 GMT
#23
If I ever met Moltke in person I would kick him in the shins without any reservation.
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
January 08 2012 10:21 GMT
#24
Saw his name on the sidebar, got excited for nothing
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
January 08 2012 11:46 GMT
#25
On January 08 2012 15:58 Waxangel wrote:
Asians love Moltke because they can vicarious self-hate and aspire to be white through him in a way ordinary human self-dignity would not allow.


But he also posts like he was born wearing a monocle and top hat. Not even white people can match his top-hat-and-monocleness.
Logic is Overrated
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
January 08 2012 13:09 GMT
#26
Played a bit of bw with him at one point ( Mostly Napo ). He also showed me an UMS he made when he was younger. Something about the struggle against capitalism and marxism iirc. Was kinda funny.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
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