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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
December 04 2011 06:45 GMT
#21
On December 04 2011 15:43 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2011 14:12 Golbat wrote:
On December 04 2011 13:43 Mothra wrote:
You sound like a totally different person in this post. Anyways I agree, highschool is pretty terrible.


To be perfectly honest, I am a completely different person in this post. In my last blog I came off as a narcissistic prick, which was an awful idea. I'm actually usually an agreeable person, but seeing as nobody on TL knew that beforehand, speaking the way I did was a pretty awful idea. This is me apologizing for being such a retard, and hoping that I can keep this from permanently scarring my image on TL. Because as I said, I hope to be a more active member of the community in the future.

Naw, you came off as a douchebag.

Way to be sympathetic Roffles.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
NotJumperer
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1371 Posts
December 04 2011 06:59 GMT
#22
--- Nuked ---
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
December 04 2011 07:06 GMT
#23
On December 04 2011 15:59 Jumperer wrote:
You're still a terrible pokemon.

He seems to be cheering up though which means we might get that crobat soon. That thing's pretty dope yO
Golbat
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States499 Posts
December 04 2011 07:06 GMT
#24
On December 04 2011 15:59 Jumperer wrote:
You're still a terrible pokemon.

Just gotta skate, bro.
Like why do u use an oven instead of a fire? Coz its fucking better at cooking, that doesnt mean you want the shit to burn.
Diglett
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
600 Posts
December 04 2011 07:19 GMT
#25
i support you my fellow pokemon
Golbat
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States499 Posts
December 04 2011 07:20 GMT
#26
On December 04 2011 16:19 Diglett wrote:
i support you my fellow pokemon

<3
Like why do u use an oven instead of a fire? Coz its fucking better at cooking, that doesnt mean you want the shit to burn.
impression
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
413 Posts
December 04 2011 07:22 GMT
#27
i wasn't going to read this until I saw it was written by Golbat, creator of the best rage bogs in the world! (although pubbanana had some pretty angry responses too).
But now that you (Golbat) have built up a reputation for being angry, people will be more likely to expect it of you whereas if your first blog was a sensible, funny or happy one. Or a girl blog.
행운을 빌어요 재미
Golbat
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States499 Posts
December 04 2011 07:32 GMT
#28
On December 04 2011 16:22 A_Bandersnatch wrote:
i wasn't going to read this until I saw it was written by Golbat, creator of the best rage bogs in the world! (although pubbanana had some pretty angry responses too).
But now that you (Golbat) have built up a reputation for being angry, people will be more likely to expect it of you whereas if your first blog was a sensible, funny or happy one. Or a girl blog.


Holy crap. I just went and looked at the amount of views for my last blog after I saw this. It's like 7000 something. Was it really that popular? Damn. One guy PM'd me about how he enjoyed my rage blog, but I thought he was just being a dick. If people are willing to read blogs about me getting angry about stuff, i'd be more than happy to get angry about stuff. But I just wanted everyone to know that i'm not just some angsty teenager who thinks he's better than everyone else.
Like why do u use an oven instead of a fire? Coz its fucking better at cooking, that doesnt mean you want the shit to burn.
impression
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
413 Posts
December 04 2011 07:41 GMT
#29
On December 04 2011 16:32 Golbat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2011 16:22 A_Bandersnatch wrote:
i wasn't going to read this until I saw it was written by Golbat, creator of the best rage bogs in the world! (although pubbanana had some pretty angry responses too).
But now that you (Golbat) have built up a reputation for being angry, people will be more likely to expect it of you whereas if your first blog was a sensible, funny or happy one. Or a girl blog.


Holy crap. I just went and looked at the amount of views for my last blog after I saw this. It's like 7000 something. Was it really that popular? Damn. One guy PM'd me about how he enjoyed my rage blog, but I thought he was just being a dick. If people are willing to read blogs about me getting angry about stuff, i'd be more than happy to get angry about stuff. But I just wanted everyone to know that i'm not just some angsty teenager who thinks he's better than everyone else.


I do believe you, and yes, I had to check that your previous blog hadn't been spotlighted because it had so many views! You'll be like our TL rage blogger, and then write a really nice blog post and everyone will be like, what?
I totally understand rage blogs, except hat when I write them (and i haven't here) the anger is more aimed at myself and so I come off as less of a dick. Actually, I just get really fucking depressed and QQ about how everyone else is better than me. Different presentation, but it helps you feel better when you get it all out of your system.
행운을 빌어요 재미
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
December 04 2011 07:56 GMT
#30
Your image on an online forum shouldn't mean that much to you
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-04 08:00:01
December 04 2011 07:58 GMT
#31
On December 04 2011 16:41 A_Bandersnatch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2011 16:32 Golbat wrote:
On December 04 2011 16:22 A_Bandersnatch wrote:
i wasn't going to read this until I saw it was written by Golbat, creator of the best rage bogs in the world! (although pubbanana had some pretty angry responses too).
But now that you (Golbat) have built up a reputation for being angry, people will be more likely to expect it of you whereas if your first blog was a sensible, funny or happy one. Or a girl blog.


Holy crap. I just went and looked at the amount of views for my last blog after I saw this. It's like 7000 something. Was it really that popular? Damn. One guy PM'd me about how he enjoyed my rage blog, but I thought he was just being a dick. If people are willing to read blogs about me getting angry about stuff, i'd be more than happy to get angry about stuff. But I just wanted everyone to know that i'm not just some angsty teenager who thinks he's better than everyone else.


I do believe you, and yes, I had to check that your previous blog hadn't been spotlighted because it had so many views! You'll be like our TL rage blogger, and then write a really nice blog post and everyone will be like, what?
I totally understand rage blogs, except hat when I write them (and i haven't here) the anger is more aimed at myself and so I come off as less of a dick. Actually, I just get really fucking depressed and QQ about how everyone else is better than me. Different presentation, but it helps you feel better when you get it all out of your system.

Haha, you should see my version of Golbat's first blog. "Everyone Else is Smart" It is just like that xD.
On December 04 2011 16:56 Spiffeh wrote:
Your image on an online forum shouldn't mean that much to you

If it is on a forum that has influence around the globe and in some pretty powerful people, then yeah, it should. Over 7000 active isn't something to sneeze at.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
SnetteL
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Belgium473 Posts
December 04 2011 09:07 GMT
#32
I was hoping for a better read... I hope you get angry again soon.
Caps lock is cruise control for cool.
Pippah
Profile Joined January 2010
Denmark356 Posts
December 04 2011 09:16 GMT
#33
nobody cares
FortyOzs
Profile Joined February 2011
189 Posts
December 04 2011 09:19 GMT
#34
I'll be waiting
HereBeDragons
Profile Joined May 2011
1429 Posts
December 04 2011 09:32 GMT
#35
It's quite obvious here that you need to be more angry at your next SAT to get a higher score on writing. And no, I don't see any evolution from the last blog in your attitude nor intelligence; you're still just another terrible Golbat.
Urth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1256 Posts
December 04 2011 09:53 GMT
#36
3FFA you need to stop self-promoting in every post you make
BY.HERO FIGHTING!!!!
Alur
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark3900 Posts
December 04 2011 10:01 GMT
#37
On December 04 2011 18:53 Urth wrote:
3FFA you need to stop self-promoting in every post you make

This is clearly the a part of the path to becoming a "Pro Poster".
AKA No can Dazzle | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTpX7z3Pok
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fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
December 04 2011 10:44 GMT
#38
sorry
biking is way cooler.
Liquipedia@jkursk
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
December 04 2011 10:54 GMT
#39
Aw that's too bad, I really liked you as the douchebag I hope you get back to it and embrace who you are.
En Taro Violet
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
December 04 2011 11:25 GMT
#40
While you were supremely entertaining, the title of "Best Rage Blog" still must go to Micronesia. We wouldn't have u gotta skate without it.

But you still sound narcissistic in a sort-of-apology blog. Well done.
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