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My Girl Is Sexy No More!

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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-04 15:45:16
August 04 2011 15:43 GMT
#1
Disclaimer: Sequel to my last blog.

My Girl Is Sexy No More!

She used to smell so sweet,
She used to tease me into her heart,
She used to have the sexiest ass in the world,
But Now My Girl is sexy no more!

She was all locked up inside,
She was dreaming of love,
She was thinking about me with every step,
But Now My Girl is sexy no more!

She let me smell her beautiful scent,
She let me hear that wonderful voice,
She let me touch the best skin in the world,
But Now My Girl is sexy no more!

She was full of complication,
Full of love but o so full of misery,
Oh she was my girl, Oh yes my girl,
But Now My Girl is sexy no more!

I would wait for her to come back,
I would hug the door and wish for her snack,
I would search and search for my girl,
But Now My Girl is sexy no more!

She is full of children,
Full of another man's heart,
Full of another man's puppies,
But Now My Girl is sexy no more!

I've given up in hope,
Given up in dreams,
My girl faked her love,
But Now My Girl is sexy no more!

I am torn up in misery,
tears of complication,
Love of wannabeism,
But Now My Girl is sexy no more......




+ Show Spoiler +
This is what happened afterwards...


*
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
August 04 2011 15:46 GMT
#2
Pics of the bitch?
If you have to ask, you don't know.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-04 15:50:11
August 04 2011 15:47 GMT
#3
On August 05 2011 00:46 JohannesH wrote:
Pics of the bitch?

In the disclaimer link...

edit: As the site is no longer being maintained(Was supposed to be down I searched for it and found it up ) it is not up to date and does not have any pictures of the bitch herself
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
noobcakes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States526 Posts
August 04 2011 15:58 GMT
#4
so it is a dog?
Professional BattleCraft Player
Shadico
Profile Joined April 2011
United States32 Posts
August 04 2011 16:14 GMT
#5
On August 05 2011 00:58 noobcakes wrote:
so it is a dog?


Yes, it says so in the previous blog linked in the first sentence of the OP.
There ain't nothin' to it, Day[9] made me do it!
TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
August 04 2011 16:34 GMT
#6
Don't worry, the exact same thing happened to me. At least I can rhyme though, so I guess I'll be alright.
Life is not about making due with what you have; it's about finding out just how much you can achieve. Never settle for anything less than the best. - - - Read my blog!
SarR
Profile Joined June 2011
476 Posts
August 04 2011 16:37 GMT
#7
On August 05 2011 00:58 noobcakes wrote:
so it is a dog?

Ya, I think this poem is about his dog getting knocked up.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 04 2011 17:13 GMT
#8
On August 05 2011 01:34 TheGiz wrote:
Don't worry, the exact same thing happened to me. At least I can rhyme though, so I guess I'll be alright.

There is such a thing as non-rhyming poems T.T
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
August 04 2011 18:02 GMT
#9
TheGiz had a crush but she was into bestiality and was physically mutated to be artificially impregnated with puppies.
Or TheGiz is into bestiality.

Funny story!
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 05 2011 03:12 GMT
#10
On August 05 2011 03:02 ComaDose wrote:
TheGiz had a crush but she was into bestiality and was physically mutated to be artificially impregnated with puppies.
Or TheGiz is into bestiality.

Funny story!

Glad you liked it
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
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