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My First - Big Scott(My Last - Big Sean Parody)

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drryworrx
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States76 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-07 06:13:53
July 07 2011 06:12 GMT
#1
Hey everybody. My first attempt at a parody song don't know how well it will be but any feedback would be great! I did it off of Big Seans "My Last" song because it just happened to be the song I was listening to when I decided to do this. In Hindsight, probably should of picked a shorter song because the end seemed alot sloppier than the rest of it, in my opinion.

Either way, thanks all!


--------------------------------------------

This one is the Original song by Big Sean.

+ Show Spoiler +
[Chris Brown: ]
Hands up in the air
I just want the
I just want the baddest bitch in the world
Right here on my lap

And I’mma hit this drink up like it’s my last
I’mma hit this night up like it’s my last
I’mma I’mma hit that ass up, like it’s my last (boi)
Swear I’mma, swear I’mma get it like
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all

[Big Sean: ]
Ok, now where that alcohol
You aint even got to ask
Cause I’mma drink it all like, like its my last
She a 7 in the face, but a 10 in the ass
She even look better by the end of my glass
See I just walked in fresher than the shirts off in this muthfucka
Ima need a bad broad to twirk off in this muthafucka
I’mma go hard till it hurts off in this muthafucka
I’mma ball so you gotta work off in this muthafucka
The work, and I can get you anything you want
I could, I could, I could put you on
See you look like Beyonce so do it like Beyon…
Do it like Beyonce and put it on Sean
Grind hard but a got a lot to show for it
Always had drive like I had to chauffeur it
My team’s so true we should get a camera crew
To follow us around and make a show for us

[Chris Brown - Hook: ]
And I’mma hit this drink up like it’s my last
I’mma hit this night up like it’s my last
I’mma I’mma hit that ass up, like it’s my last (boi)
Swear I’mma, swear I’mma get it like
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all

[Big Sean - Verse 2: ]
Now, I’mma fill this glass up like it’s my last
I’mma do, do it, like its my last
I’mma spend this cash up like it’s my last
And I’mma make it last, like it’s my last
And I’m gone, can’t remember where I am
But she forget about her man when they tell her who I am
And they introduce my fan
Now she all up in space
All all up in my face like you remember who I am
Since I signed to Kan’, I’m Louie Vuitton shine
Up in Benny Han Han eating all the Wonton
Rose rose over a little Chandon
Put her hands down my pants now she rocking Sean John
Man I just ended up on everybody guestlist
I’m just doing better than what everybody projected
Knew that I’d be here so if you asked me how I feel
I’mma just tell you, its everything that I expected
Boi, boi

[Chris Brown: ]
Hands up in the air
(One time for the West side, let me see them hands..)
Hands up in the air
(Two times if you love GOOD Music)
Hands up in the air
(And three times for the baddest chick in the World who got her hands up in the air)
Hands up in the air

[Chris Brown - Hook: ]
And I’mma hit this drink up like it’s my last
I’mma hit this night up like it’s my last
I’mma I’mma hit that ass up, like it’s my last (boi)
Swear I’mma, swear I’mma get it like
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all

[Bridge: ]
Big ass bottles, Big Ice buckets
I work too hard to be ballin’ on a budget
Me and my people do it big out in public cause
Cause if you don’t do it big, you aint doing nothing

[Chris Brown - Hook]


This one is my version.

------------------------------
+ Show Spoiler +
[???]
Drones down on the creep
I just want to
I just want to get the fastest Hatch up in the world
Right here on my natural

And I'mma hit this expo up like it's my first
I'mma hit this Queen up like it's my first
I'mma I'mma hit this mineral line up like it's my first (son)
Swear I'mma, swear I'mma get it like
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas

[Big Scott: ]
Ok, where that creep spread at
You ain't even got to ask
'Cause I'mma spread it all like, like it's my first
We got 16 on the mins., and 3 on the gas
Don't push for a third if you're not Zerg, shit takes class
See I just dropped my third, now it's time to tear your army, Terran
I'ma hit up them Chambers, tell me what's it like to fear, Toss
I'mma harass ya hard 'til them Mules drop, Terran
I'mma hit ya hard 'til your probes pop, Toss
I'mma baller so you gotta be gosu, Zerg
The work, I could get anything I want
I could, I could /dance in your base but I don't wanna flaunt
See you look like a Diamond, but you do it like a Bronze
Do it like a Bronze and put your thumbs up like the Fonze
I macro hard and I got the comp. to show for it
Always had determination, like a cask in Fermentation
My games so Gosu, that's why I'm being cast and not you
Get these editors followin' me, climbing fast up the ladders

[???]
Drones down on the creep
I just want to
I just want to get the fastest Hatch up in the world
Right here on my natural

And I'mma hit this expo up like it's my first
I'mma hit this Queen up like it's my first
I'mma I'mma hit this mineral line up like it's my first (son)
Swear I'mma, swear I'mma get it like
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas

[Big Scott-Verse 2: ]
Now, I'mma fill this map up like it's my first
I'mma expand it, expand it, like it's my first
I'mma spend up this gas, like it's my first
And I'mma not waste it, like I did my first
And you're gone, can't find where you hid that Command
And you'll be the last Terran who ever did
I'mma start introducing my flyers up in your space
So you can stop acting like a baby cryer, up in my face
Now my infestors are out in the field, trashing all your workers
Destiny got it right with the boss uni, he's one of the true strategy starters
Sitting up at Tommy's, spoonin' all that chillie
Thinking about all the ways I can collect off that tournie
7 roach rush up on Xel'Naga Caverns, pushin' through that wall
Toss you silly, put up all the defense you want they'll all end up takin' a fall
I'm soaring the ranks faster than anybody expected
Creeping with my speedlings as I take your natural is to be expected
Let me be the first to say I'm the Zerg you all wished to be

[???]
Brood Lords up in the air
(One time for day[9], let me see them Broods...)
Corruptors up in the air
(Two time, two times if you love short replays...)
Ultra's all over the map
(Three times for the baddest Zerg in the world, who got their Ultra's up in the map...)
Banelings up in the floor

[???]
And I'mma hit this expo up like it's my first
I'mma hit this Queen up like it's my first
I'mma I'mma hit this mineral line up like it's my first (son)
Swear I'mma, swear I'mma get it like
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas

[Bridge: ]
Big ass bottles, Big Ice buckets
I work too hard to be ballin’ on a nublet
Me and my people do it big out in tournaments cause
Cause if you don’t do it big, you aint doing nothing


*Huk talking to idra* "Idra...how does he do it? What drives him?" *Idra looks at huk* "Some men can't be bought, bargained or reasoned with, huk. Some men just want to watch the world learn." *They both turn to look at day[9]*
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