• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 14:40
CEST 20:40
KST 03:40
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
ByuL, and the Limitations of Standard Play1Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners7Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview12TL.net Map Contest #22 - Voting & Ladder Map Selection7Code S Season 2 (2026) - RO8 Preview8
Community News
[TLMC] Summer 2026 Ladder Map Rotation05.0.16 patch for SC2 goes live (8 worker start)63ZeroSpace at Steam NextFest - Last free demo31Weekly Cups (June 8-14): Clem and Solar double, PTR tested0RSL: S6 Finals played at BlizzCon 202611
StarCraft 2
General
Mizenhauer's Douyu Cup Preview ByuL, and the Limitations of Standard Play Is the larve respawn broken? 5.0.16 patch for SC2 goes live (8 worker start) Possible bug in the new patch?
Tourneys
RSL Revival: Season 6 - Qualifiers and Main Event Douyu Cup 2026: $20,000 Legends Event (June 26-28) INu's Battles#17 <BO.9> Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament GSL CK #4 20-21th June
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
New Map Maker - Looking for Advice - Love or Hate Work In Progress Melee Maps [D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 531 Experimental Artillery Mutation # 530 One For All Mutation # 529 Opportunities Unleashed
Brood War
General
ASL 22 Proposed Map Pool BW General Discussion Quality of life changes in BW that you will like ? [BSL22] Non-Korean Championship from 13 to 28 June BSL Season 22
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues The Casual Games of the Week Thread [BSL22] GosuLeague Casts - Tue & Thu 22:00 CEST CSLAN 4 is Coming!
Strategy
Creating a full chart of Zerg builds Relatively freeroll strategies Why doesn't anyone use restoration? Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Path of Exile Beyond All Reason Nintendo Switch Thread ZeroSpace at Steam NextFest - Last free demo
Dota 2
Looking for a Dota Mentor Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread [H]Internet/Gaming Cafe Tips and Tricks
Fan Clubs
The HerO Fan Club! The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! Series you have seen recently... [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books [TV/BOOK] *SPOILERS* Game of Thrones Discussion
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 McBoner: A hockey love story Formula 1 Discussion Cricket [SPORT]
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread Facing Challenges in Mobile App Development
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
How To Predict Tilt in Espor…
TrAiDoS
An Exploration of th…
waywardstrategy
I'm an arrogant trash talke…
FlaShFTW
Gauntlet SC2: A Retrospectiv…
Ctone23
Why RTS gamers make better f…
gosubay
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 7334 users

My First - Big Scott(My Last - Big Sean Parody)

Blogs > drryworrx
Post a Reply
drryworrx
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States76 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-07 06:13:53
July 07 2011 06:12 GMT
#1
Hey everybody. My first attempt at a parody song don't know how well it will be but any feedback would be great! I did it off of Big Seans "My Last" song because it just happened to be the song I was listening to when I decided to do this. In Hindsight, probably should of picked a shorter song because the end seemed alot sloppier than the rest of it, in my opinion.

Either way, thanks all!


--------------------------------------------

This one is the Original song by Big Sean.

+ Show Spoiler +
[Chris Brown: ]
Hands up in the air
I just want the
I just want the baddest bitch in the world
Right here on my lap

And I’mma hit this drink up like it’s my last
I’mma hit this night up like it’s my last
I’mma I’mma hit that ass up, like it’s my last (boi)
Swear I’mma, swear I’mma get it like
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all

[Big Sean: ]
Ok, now where that alcohol
You aint even got to ask
Cause I’mma drink it all like, like its my last
She a 7 in the face, but a 10 in the ass
She even look better by the end of my glass
See I just walked in fresher than the shirts off in this muthfucka
Ima need a bad broad to twirk off in this muthafucka
I’mma go hard till it hurts off in this muthafucka
I’mma ball so you gotta work off in this muthafucka
The work, and I can get you anything you want
I could, I could, I could put you on
See you look like Beyonce so do it like Beyon…
Do it like Beyonce and put it on Sean
Grind hard but a got a lot to show for it
Always had drive like I had to chauffeur it
My team’s so true we should get a camera crew
To follow us around and make a show for us

[Chris Brown - Hook: ]
And I’mma hit this drink up like it’s my last
I’mma hit this night up like it’s my last
I’mma I’mma hit that ass up, like it’s my last (boi)
Swear I’mma, swear I’mma get it like
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all

[Big Sean - Verse 2: ]
Now, I’mma fill this glass up like it’s my last
I’mma do, do it, like its my last
I’mma spend this cash up like it’s my last
And I’mma make it last, like it’s my last
And I’m gone, can’t remember where I am
But she forget about her man when they tell her who I am
And they introduce my fan
Now she all up in space
All all up in my face like you remember who I am
Since I signed to Kan’, I’m Louie Vuitton shine
Up in Benny Han Han eating all the Wonton
Rose rose over a little Chandon
Put her hands down my pants now she rocking Sean John
Man I just ended up on everybody guestlist
I’m just doing better than what everybody projected
Knew that I’d be here so if you asked me how I feel
I’mma just tell you, its everything that I expected
Boi, boi

[Chris Brown: ]
Hands up in the air
(One time for the West side, let me see them hands..)
Hands up in the air
(Two times if you love GOOD Music)
Hands up in the air
(And three times for the baddest chick in the World who got her hands up in the air)
Hands up in the air

[Chris Brown - Hook: ]
And I’mma hit this drink up like it’s my last
I’mma hit this night up like it’s my last
I’mma I’mma hit that ass up, like it’s my last (boi)
Swear I’mma, swear I’mma get it like
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all

[Bridge: ]
Big ass bottles, Big Ice buckets
I work too hard to be ballin’ on a budget
Me and my people do it big out in public cause
Cause if you don’t do it big, you aint doing nothing

[Chris Brown - Hook]


This one is my version.

------------------------------
+ Show Spoiler +
[???]
Drones down on the creep
I just want to
I just want to get the fastest Hatch up in the world
Right here on my natural

And I'mma hit this expo up like it's my first
I'mma hit this Queen up like it's my first
I'mma I'mma hit this mineral line up like it's my first (son)
Swear I'mma, swear I'mma get it like
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas

[Big Scott: ]
Ok, where that creep spread at
You ain't even got to ask
'Cause I'mma spread it all like, like it's my first
We got 16 on the mins., and 3 on the gas
Don't push for a third if you're not Zerg, shit takes class
See I just dropped my third, now it's time to tear your army, Terran
I'ma hit up them Chambers, tell me what's it like to fear, Toss
I'mma harass ya hard 'til them Mules drop, Terran
I'mma hit ya hard 'til your probes pop, Toss
I'mma baller so you gotta be gosu, Zerg
The work, I could get anything I want
I could, I could /dance in your base but I don't wanna flaunt
See you look like a Diamond, but you do it like a Bronze
Do it like a Bronze and put your thumbs up like the Fonze
I macro hard and I got the comp. to show for it
Always had determination, like a cask in Fermentation
My games so Gosu, that's why I'm being cast and not you
Get these editors followin' me, climbing fast up the ladders

[???]
Drones down on the creep
I just want to
I just want to get the fastest Hatch up in the world
Right here on my natural

And I'mma hit this expo up like it's my first
I'mma hit this Queen up like it's my first
I'mma I'mma hit this mineral line up like it's my first (son)
Swear I'mma, swear I'mma get it like
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas

[Big Scott-Verse 2: ]
Now, I'mma fill this map up like it's my first
I'mma expand it, expand it, like it's my first
I'mma spend up this gas, like it's my first
And I'mma not waste it, like I did my first
And you're gone, can't find where you hid that Command
And you'll be the last Terran who ever did
I'mma start introducing my flyers up in your space
So you can stop acting like a baby cryer, up in my face
Now my infestors are out in the field, trashing all your workers
Destiny got it right with the boss uni, he's one of the true strategy starters
Sitting up at Tommy's, spoonin' all that chillie
Thinking about all the ways I can collect off that tournie
7 roach rush up on Xel'Naga Caverns, pushin' through that wall
Toss you silly, put up all the defense you want they'll all end up takin' a fall
I'm soaring the ranks faster than anybody expected
Creeping with my speedlings as I take your natural is to be expected
Let me be the first to say I'm the Zerg you all wished to be

[???]
Brood Lords up in the air
(One time for day[9], let me see them Broods...)
Corruptors up in the air
(Two time, two times if you love short replays...)
Ultra's all over the map
(Three times for the baddest Zerg in the world, who got their Ultra's up in the map...)
Banelings up in the floor

[???]
And I'mma hit this expo up like it's my first
I'mma hit this Queen up like it's my first
I'mma I'mma hit this mineral line up like it's my first (son)
Swear I'mma, swear I'mma get it like
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas
Like I really need that gas gas gas gas, gas gas gas gas

[Bridge: ]
Big ass bottles, Big Ice buckets
I work too hard to be ballin’ on a nublet
Me and my people do it big out in tournaments cause
Cause if you don’t do it big, you aint doing nothing


*Huk talking to idra* "Idra...how does he do it? What drives him?" *Idra looks at huk* "Some men can't be bought, bargained or reasoned with, huk. Some men just want to watch the world learn." *They both turn to look at day[9]*
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
OSC
16:00
King of the Hill #254
EmpressLilyy58
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
ByuN 729
LamboSC2 528
MindelVK 31
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 17685
Calm 3171
Mini 676
EffOrt 609
Shuttle 277
Jaedong 274
BeSt 144
actioN 139
ggaemo 105
firebathero 86
[ Show more ]
Dewaltoss 82
Sea.KH 61
scan(afreeca) 34
Rock 20
HiyA 12
Sacsri 12
Dota 2
qojqva2755
Counter-Strike
ScreaM3621
fl0m2399
byalli788
Other Games
singsing3568
FrodaN1135
Beastyqt719
ceh9669
ArmadaUGS177
XaKoH 105
QueenE62
Mew2King57
Trikslyr48
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream6426
StarCraft 2
TaKeTV 399
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 17 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 80
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Migwel
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• Azhi_Dahaki23
• FirePhoenix12
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
League of Legends
• Nemesis5025
• TFBlade1069
Other Games
• imaqtpie591
• Shiphtur227
Upcoming Events
Bombastic Starleague
1h 20m
Douyu Cup 2020
10h 20m
Neeb vs Impact
MacSed vs Cyan
Scarlett vs Kelazhur
INnoVation vs Dear
Big Brain Bouts
21h 20m
Jumy vs eGGz
Harstem vs sebesdes
TriGGeR vs HeRoMaRinE
Douyu Cup 2020
1d 10h
Maestros of the Game
1d 17h
herO vs Classic
Maru vs Serral
BSL22 NKC (BSL vs China)
1d 19h
Douyu Cup 2020
2 days
BSL22 NKC (BSL vs China)
2 days
Online Event
2 days
RSL Revival
3 days
[ Show More ]
WardiTV Weekly
3 days
RSL Revival
4 days
RSL Revival
4 days
Bombastic Starleague
5 days
Kung Fu Cup
5 days
OSC
6 days
CrankTV Team League
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-06-24
WardiTV Spring 2026
Heroes Pulsing #2

Ongoing

IPSL Spring 2026
Acropolis #4
CSCL: Masked Kings S4
YSL S3
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSL Season 21: Qualifier 1
CSL Season 21: Qualifier 2
SCTL 2026 Spring
Douyu Cup 2026
Maestros of the Game 2
Murky Cup 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
IEM Rio 2026

Upcoming

CSL 2026 Summer (S21)
CSLAN 4
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Revival: Season 6
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
HSC XXIX
BCC 2026
Light Tournament 2026
Eternal Conflict S2 Finale
Eternal Conflict S2 E1
Heroes Pulsing #3
FISSURE Playground #5
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.