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Over the years, I've kept some quotes that I've heard saved because they really crack me up. A few are generic, but most are from my friends and give a bit more of an insight into why I still play WoW despite the fact that Cataclysm sucks. I wanted to share the laughs with you guys!
"Love tastes funny."
"Make awkward sexual advances, not war."
"You're such a bad rogue you couldn't blind Helen Keller."
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“If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.” -Winnie the Pooh
"Bring your friends to Azeroth, but don't forget to go outside Azeroth with them as well." -WoW
"Spooning leads to forking."
"Well, it's all fun and games 'till someone's butt gets linked on the internet." -My friend
"Hope you don't go all drunken slut reboundy--i'm sure you won't, as tempting as it might be." -My mother (after I got dumped)
"Hey, Oi, you're a bitch." -One guildie to another (named Oui)
"You all bitches" -A PuG rogue after we killed him 15 times or so in a random heroic for trying to afk
"Speaking of which, this picture is photoshopped slightly to add in a certain inebriated member who was so excited to take on the frost wyrm that we had to summon her up to the BQ's room more than once as she dashed into the spiders in the frost wing. When we went to take the picture, she was already sprinting her way over, so we know who's leading the charge to take out the Frost Wing." -My raid leader about our guild's first BQ kill (for which I was highly inebriated)
+ Show Spoiler +I'm the feral druid sitting on the fire. I think you can notice I'm larger than I should be in the photo. ![[image loading]](http://scalebane.com/images/Lanathelkill.jpg)
"You are beer-gnome-agnostic." -My friend drunkenly trying to describe me
"oo the bear is outta the cave early today" -A guildie
"grawrrrr" -Riku (me)
A guildie: "You, sir, are an uncouth knave"
Raid leader: "Indeed? Well your mother is a harlot. Ergo, you are a whoreson."
A guildie: "You, sir, are a cotton headed ninny muggins."
Raid leader: "You smell as though your clothes laid at rest too long in the wash, and your face would make a pig spontaneously combust into bacon.
"I'll only play World of Warcraft when I'm naked, that'll dissuade me from playing it in class." -My friend
"Convection is a mess. Whenever you see fluids entering into anything, DESPAIR AND DIE." -My advanced engineering systems prof
  
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Hehe good times WoW  I miss the good old days!
Fun quotes btw
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This just reminds me all of iNcontrol's awesome posts.
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Thanks for these quotes. They're really funny. Plus, they keep me occupied. I'm trying to give up smoking, and yeesh it tough.
I'm sitting here fantasizing about cigarettes, but refusing to touch one, and now I find my mouth quite literally dripping saliva.
Anyone care to give me a few quick ideas as to how to quit? I'm tired of cigarettes being my master.
Anyways, thanks for the quotes. I literally quit the same day you started blogging, and weirldy I think they help keep me off the sin sticks. I know you get some hate, but you really don't deserve, because you're a damn good writer.
Personally, I think you should ditch your engineering job (as per your last blog) and try to become a journalist!
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I read in a book that one would eat all their cigarrettes out of the toliet and that would cause them to be completely disgusted by any view of a cigarette.
I doubt you'd try that.
Do you have any hobbies or occupations that could keep you distracted long enough? I want to suggest try eating and drinking more, but I don't think that's the right answer.
Best of luck dude, I think there's a topic out there to help you too :3
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On June 27 2011 01:49 Riku wrote:
"Convection is a mess. Whenever you see fluids entering into anything, DESPAIR AND DIE." -My advanced engineering systems prof
Was that Bright?
There was a notable story I remember about King talking to a materials class, describing a material which "when sufficient pressure is applied, suddenly relieves the stress with emission of a viscous, milky fluid." He at first didn't appear to realize why the class was laughing, then turned quite red.
I should have attended more of my lectures when I was there. Oh, well, hindsight.
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On June 27 2011 02:11 -_- wrote:
Thanks for these quotes. They're really funny. Plus, they keep me occupied. I'm trying to give up smoking, and yeesh it tough.
I'm sitting here fantasizing about cigarettes, but refusing to touch one, and now I find my mouth quite literally dripping saliva.
Anyone care to give me a few quick ideas as to how to quit? I'm tired of cigarettes being my master.
Anyways, thanks for the quotes. I literally quit the same day you started blogging, and weirldy I think they help keep me off the sin sticks. I know you get some hate, but you really don't deserve, because you're a damn good writer.
Personally, I think you should ditch your engineering job (as per your last blog) and try to become a journalist!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/USprZ.jpg)
Try cigars instead. I heard from a hooded guy in an alleyway that they are healthier than cigarettes.
GL HF.
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I think I will just say one thing: Idras post history
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I could take this as an opportunity to rant about how Blizzard is ruining competitive WoW, but instead I'll just leave this here.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/IeXPl.jpg)
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
heaven for the climate, hell for the company
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"Gotta stay on my toes like a midget at a urinal."
"A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands at all."
"I'm a computer jock."
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I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.
Isaac Newton
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A collision at sea can ruin your entire day - Thucydides
I love that quote.
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On June 27 2011 01:49 Riku wrote:
"Bring your friends to Azeroth, but don't forget to go outside Azeroth with them as well." -WoW
Oh yeah? Well I took them to Outland
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On June 27 2011 02:11 -_- wrote:
Thanks for these quotes. They're really funny. Plus, they keep me occupied. I'm trying to give up smoking, and yeesh it tough.
I'm sitting here fantasizing about cigarettes, but refusing to touch one, and now I find my mouth quite literally dripping saliva.
Anyone care to give me a few quick ideas as to how to quit? I'm tired of cigarettes being my master.
Anyways, thanks for the quotes. I literally quit the same day you started blogging, and weirldy I think they help keep me off the sin sticks. I know you get some hate, but you really don't deserve, because you're a damn good writer.
Personally, I think you should ditch your engineering job (as per your last blog) and try to become a journalist!
Haha, thank you and I'm sorry to hear about your struggle.
I'm not exactly the best person to give advice for this, but I think that keeping around some good lollipops would be helpful (I love the green apple ones that have caramel on them). As well as drinking lots of water, lots of water solves most problems.
On June 27 2011 02:21 Lysenko wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2011 01:49 Riku wrote:
"Convection is a mess. Whenever you see fluids entering into anything, DESPAIR AND DIE." -My advanced engineering systems prof Was that Bright? There was a notable story I remember about King talking to a materials class, describing a material which "when sufficient pressure is applied, suddenly relieves the stress with emission of a viscous, milky fluid." He at first didn't appear to realize why the class was laughing, then turned quite red. I should have attended more of my lectures when I was there. Oh, well, hindsight.
Haha, yep, that was Bright! He is awesome with lectures.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
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No matter how many guys are sick and tired of her crap, sooooooo many more wish they could put up with her crap.
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Marshall Islands3404 Posts
you cant blame it on anybody
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Isn't oui that dubai prince that paid people 10,000 to get him gladiator titles and had incontrol live with him and teach him how to play starcraft
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On June 27 2011 14:20 Hakker wrote:
Isn't oui that dubai prince that paid people 10,000 to get him gladiator titles and had incontrol live with him and teach him how to play starcraft
O.o
What?
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Netherlands45349 Posts
Hotbid on TL attack yesterday after Huk was 1-1.(or was it someone else, anyway).
''go for set 3 faggot''.
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On June 27 2011 20:26 Riku wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2011 14:20 Hakker wrote:
Isn't oui that dubai prince that paid people 10,000 to get him gladiator titles and had incontrol live with him and teach him how to play starcraft O.o What?
Lol there was a middle east prince that would pay people shittons of money to carry him to titles in WoW.
I dont remember if his name was Oui or Ooi it was something like that. My friend made something like $20,000 off him for furios/relentless gladiator
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your Country52797 Posts
"The Mind, Clustered, Is Under Attack!"- Me
I was like wth after that
"So I made zerglings and IdrAlisks... wait a minute." -Me
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On June 27 2011 02:11 -_- wrote:
Thanks for these quotes. They're really funny. Plus, they keep me occupied. I'm trying to give up smoking, and yeesh it tough.
I'm sitting here fantasizing about cigarettes, but refusing to touch one, and now I find my mouth quite literally dripping saliva.
Anyone care to give me a few quick ideas as to how to quit? I'm tired of cigarettes being my master.
Anyways, thanks for the quotes. I literally quit the same day you started blogging, and weirldy I think they help keep me off the sin sticks. I know you get some hate, but you really don't deserve, because you're a damn good writer.
Personally, I think you should ditch your engineering job (as per your last blog) and try to become a journalist!
Well played sir, well played lol
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You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate though -- Mark Pyror, Arkansas Senator
in Religulous (interview with Bill Maher)
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