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Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
June 26 2011 16:49 GMT
#1
Over the years, I've kept some quotes that I've heard saved because they really crack me up. A few are generic, but most are from my friends and give a bit more of an insight into why I still play WoW despite the fact that Cataclysm sucks. I wanted to share the laughs with you guys!


"Love tastes funny."

"Make awkward sexual advances, not war."

"You're such a bad rogue you couldn't blind Helen Keller."
...
“If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.” -Winnie the Pooh

"Bring your friends to Azeroth, but don't forget to go outside Azeroth with them as well." -WoW

"Spooning leads to forking."

"Well, it's all fun and games 'till someone's butt gets linked on the internet." -My friend

"Hope you don't go all drunken slut reboundy--i'm sure you won't, as tempting as it might be." -My mother (after I got dumped)

"Hey, Oi, you're a bitch." -One guildie to another (named Oui)

"You all bitches" -A PuG rogue after we killed him 15 times or so in a random heroic for trying to afk

"Speaking of which, this picture is photoshopped slightly to add in a certain inebriated member who was so excited to take on the frost wyrm that we had to summon her up to the BQ's room more than once as she dashed into the spiders in the frost wing. When we went to take the picture, she was already sprinting her way over, so we know who's leading the charge to take out the Frost Wing." -My raid leader about our guild's first BQ kill (for which I was highly inebriated)

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I'm the feral druid sitting on the fire. I think you can notice I'm larger than I should be in the photo.
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"You are beer-gnome-agnostic." -My friend drunkenly trying to describe me

"oo the bear is outta the cave early today" -A guildie
"grawrrrr" -Riku (me)

A guildie: "You, sir, are an uncouth knave"
Raid leader: "Indeed? Well your mother is a harlot. Ergo, you are a whoreson."
A guildie: "You, sir, are a cotton headed ninny muggins."
Raid leader: "You smell as though your clothes laid at rest too long in the wash, and your face would make a pig spontaneously combust into bacon.

"I'll only play World of Warcraft when I'm naked, that'll dissuade me from playing it in class." -My friend

"Convection is a mess. Whenever you see fluids entering into anything, DESPAIR AND DIE." -My advanced engineering systems prof




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Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Mithriel
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-26 17:07:15
June 26 2011 17:07 GMT
#2
Hehe good times WoW I miss the good old days!

Fun quotes btw
There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit is unconquered. | Cheering for Maru, Innovation and MMA!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 26 2011 17:09 GMT
#3
This just reminds me all of iNcontrol's awesome posts.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
June 26 2011 17:11 GMT
#4
Thanks for these quotes. They're really funny. Plus, they keep me occupied. I'm trying to give up smoking, and yeesh it tough.

I'm sitting here fantasizing about cigarettes, but refusing to touch one, and now I find my mouth quite literally dripping saliva.

Anyone care to give me a few quick ideas as to how to quit? I'm tired of cigarettes being my master.

Anyways, thanks for the quotes. I literally quit the same day you started blogging, and weirldy I think they help keep me off the sin sticks. I know you get some hate, but you really don't deserve, because you're a damn good writer.

Personally, I think you should ditch your engineering job (as per your last blog) and try to become a journalist!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 26 2011 17:14 GMT
#5
I read in a book that one would eat all their cigarrettes out of the toliet and that would cause them to be completely disgusted by any view of a cigarette.
I doubt you'd try that.

Do you have any hobbies or occupations that could keep you distracted long enough? I want to suggest try eating and drinking more, but I don't think that's the right answer.

Best of luck dude, I think there's a topic out there to help you too :3
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Lysenko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Iceland2128 Posts
June 26 2011 17:21 GMT
#6
On June 27 2011 01:49 Riku wrote:
"Convection is a mess. Whenever you see fluids entering into anything, DESPAIR AND DIE." -My advanced engineering systems prof


Was that Bright?

There was a notable story I remember about King talking to a materials class, describing a material which "when sufficient pressure is applied, suddenly relieves the stress with emission of a viscous, milky fluid." He at first didn't appear to realize why the class was laughing, then turned quite red.

I should have attended more of my lectures when I was there. Oh, well, hindsight.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism
Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
June 26 2011 17:34 GMT
#7
On June 27 2011 02:11 -_- wrote:
Thanks for these quotes. They're really funny. Plus, they keep me occupied. I'm trying to give up smoking, and yeesh it tough.

I'm sitting here fantasizing about cigarettes, but refusing to touch one, and now I find my mouth quite literally dripping saliva.

Anyone care to give me a few quick ideas as to how to quit? I'm tired of cigarettes being my master.

Anyways, thanks for the quotes. I literally quit the same day you started blogging, and weirldy I think they help keep me off the sin sticks. I know you get some hate, but you really don't deserve, because you're a damn good writer.

Personally, I think you should ditch your engineering job (as per your last blog) and try to become a journalist!

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Try cigars instead. I heard from a hooded guy in an alleyway that they are healthier than cigarettes.

GL HF.
Geordie
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom653 Posts
June 26 2011 17:52 GMT
#8
I think I will just say one thing: Idras post history
Xevious
Profile Joined February 2011
United States2086 Posts
June 26 2011 18:30 GMT
#9
I could take this as an opportunity to rant about how Blizzard is ruining competitive WoW, but instead I'll just leave this here.
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intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
June 26 2011 18:49 GMT
#10
heaven for the climate, hell for the company
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
Mayor
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States472 Posts
June 26 2011 19:16 GMT
#11
"Gotta stay on my toes like a midget at a urinal."

"A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands at all."

"I'm a computer jock."
"You can be creative but I will crush it under the iron fist of my conservative play." - Liquid`Tyler
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
June 26 2011 19:32 GMT
#12
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.

Isaac Newton
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Attican
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark531 Posts
June 26 2011 20:22 GMT
#13
A collision at sea can ruin your entire day - Thucydides

I love that quote.
Clbull
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1439 Posts
June 26 2011 20:27 GMT
#14
On June 27 2011 01:49 Riku wrote:
"Bring your friends to Azeroth, but don't forget to go outside Azeroth with them as well." -WoW

Oh yeah? Well I took them to Outland

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Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
June 26 2011 22:27 GMT
#15
On June 27 2011 02:11 -_- wrote:
Thanks for these quotes. They're really funny. Plus, they keep me occupied. I'm trying to give up smoking, and yeesh it tough.

I'm sitting here fantasizing about cigarettes, but refusing to touch one, and now I find my mouth quite literally dripping saliva.

Anyone care to give me a few quick ideas as to how to quit? I'm tired of cigarettes being my master.

Anyways, thanks for the quotes. I literally quit the same day you started blogging, and weirldy I think they help keep me off the sin sticks. I know you get some hate, but you really don't deserve, because you're a damn good writer.

Personally, I think you should ditch your engineering job (as per your last blog) and try to become a journalist!


Haha, thank you and I'm sorry to hear about your struggle.

I'm not exactly the best person to give advice for this, but I think that keeping around some good lollipops would be helpful (I love the green apple ones that have caramel on them). As well as drinking lots of water, lots of water solves most problems.

On June 27 2011 02:21 Lysenko wrote:
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On June 27 2011 01:49 Riku wrote:
"Convection is a mess. Whenever you see fluids entering into anything, DESPAIR AND DIE." -My advanced engineering systems prof


Was that Bright?

There was a notable story I remember about King talking to a materials class, describing a material which "when sufficient pressure is applied, suddenly relieves the stress with emission of a viscous, milky fluid." He at first didn't appear to realize why the class was laughing, then turned quite red.

I should have attended more of my lectures when I was there. Oh, well, hindsight.


Haha, yep, that was Bright! He is awesome with lectures.
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
June 27 2011 01:24 GMT
#16
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
why so 진지해?
Zeddicus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States239 Posts
June 27 2011 03:28 GMT
#17
No matter how many guys are sick and tired of her crap, sooooooo many more wish they could put up with her crap.
Brees
Profile Joined January 2010
Marshall Islands3404 Posts
June 27 2011 04:46 GMT
#18
you cant blame it on anybody
Brees on in
Hakker
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1360 Posts
June 27 2011 05:20 GMT
#19
Isn't oui that dubai prince that paid people 10,000 to get him gladiator titles and had incontrol live with him and teach him how to play starcraft
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
June 27 2011 11:26 GMT
#20
On June 27 2011 14:20 Hakker wrote:
Isn't oui that dubai prince that paid people 10,000 to get him gladiator titles and had incontrol live with him and teach him how to play starcraft


O.o

What?
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-27 11:32:45
June 27 2011 11:31 GMT
#21
Hotbid on TL attack yesterday after Huk was 1-1.(or was it someone else, anyway).

''go for set 3 faggot''.
WriterXiao8~~
Hakker
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1360 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-27 21:59:00
June 27 2011 21:58 GMT
#22
On June 27 2011 20:26 Riku wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2011 14:20 Hakker wrote:
Isn't oui that dubai prince that paid people 10,000 to get him gladiator titles and had incontrol live with him and teach him how to play starcraft


O.o

What?


Lol there was a middle east prince that would pay people shittons of money to carry him to titles in WoW.

I dont remember if his name was Oui or Ooi it was something like that. My friend made something like $20,000 off him for furios/relentless gladiator

The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
June 28 2011 03:07 GMT
#23
"The Mind, Clustered, Is Under Attack!"- Me
I was like wth after that
"So I made zerglings and IdrAlisks... wait a minute." -Me
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Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
June 28 2011 04:08 GMT
#24
On June 27 2011 02:11 -_- wrote:
Thanks for these quotes. They're really funny. Plus, they keep me occupied. I'm trying to give up smoking, and yeesh it tough.

I'm sitting here fantasizing about cigarettes, but refusing to touch one, and now I find my mouth quite literally dripping saliva.

Anyone care to give me a few quick ideas as to how to quit? I'm tired of cigarettes being my master.

Anyways, thanks for the quotes. I literally quit the same day you started blogging, and weirldy I think they help keep me off the sin sticks. I know you get some hate, but you really don't deserve, because you're a damn good writer.

Personally, I think you should ditch your engineering job (as per your last blog) and try to become a journalist!


Well played sir, well played lol
Follow me: www.twitter.com/zlasher
johanngrunt
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Hong Kong1555 Posts
July 02 2011 12:04 GMT
#25
You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate though -- Mark Pyror, Arkansas Senator

in Religulous (interview with Bill Maher)
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