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Singapore6164 Posts
Also <3 ILK post | ||
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TheGiz
Canada708 Posts
You're in for the same shit for a long time unless you have a serious talk with your parents. Nothing makes you seem weaker to a girl than not being able to have your way with her in your bedroom. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32091 Posts
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kollin
United Kingdom8380 Posts
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Ganjamaster
Argentina475 Posts
I would be very happy my son is getting some, proving he has what it takes to lead a healthy life in society. Good blog, nice read. | ||
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DNB
Finland995 Posts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 5/5 | ||
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zerglingsfolife
United States1694 Posts
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j0k3r
United States577 Posts
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chomsky
Canada97 Posts
On June 24 2011 22:35 TheGiz wrote: Living with your parents is the worst, isn't it? I can tell you how difficult it is to have a quality sexual relationship when your parents have that 'not in my house' attitude. I relish every time they go away and I can take a girl up to my bedroom and she can scream to her heart's content. My parents probably think that those stains on my sheets are from me. You're in for the same shit for a long time unless you have a serious talk with your parents. Nothing makes you seem weaker to a girl than not being able to have your way with her in your bedroom. You know, you could paste this post directly into the "How did you choose your username?" thread | ||
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Antimage
Canada1293 Posts
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IamOBESE
United States134 Posts
I could read a blog about you brushing your teeth | ||
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ComaDose
Canada10357 Posts
probably becuase i like star craft and girls. you combine these things and write a very entertaining thing. getting caught sucks. | ||
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Kukaracha
France1954 Posts
I got with my current GF when I was 17 and we would just leave the shutters down during daytime, spending the whole day in the dark doing random things, among which was recurrent sex. We live in an apartment. So whenever we wanted to go to the kitchen, or living room, or bathroom, we would emerge from a dark, hot, smelly room and say hi to my parents. They didn't gave a damn. But your parents treat you like a mormon priest. It's way time to realize you hit puberty... | ||
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Mogwai
United States13274 Posts
On June 28 2011 02:00 Kukaracha wrote: What's with your parents...? I got with my current GF when I was 17 and we would just leave the shutters down during daytime, spending the whole day in the dark doing random things, among which was recurrent sex. We live in an apartment. So whenever we wanted to go to the kitchen, or living room, or bathroom, we would emerge from a dark, hot, smelly room and say hi to my parents. They didn't gave a damn. But your parents treat you like a mormon priest. It's way time to realize you hit puberty... might be a cultural thing. I tend to think that your average European parents are a bit more progressive with their thoughts on sex than your average American parents, but maybe I'm wrong... I dunno, my parents never really had an issue so long as I was responsible about my relationships, but most people I know had parenting experiences more similar to this blog. Kinda goes back to the whole thought process of the USA where sexually explicit material can get a movie an NC-17 rating while the worst that violence can get you is an R rating... I dunno, old people in this country tend to be uptight about sex. | ||
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Hirmu
Finland850 Posts
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Endymion
United States3701 Posts
On June 19 2011 08:53 Ftrunkz wrote: depending on the context, it's not at ALL random... Pro tip for all you kids still living or just staying at your parents house for a few nights and planning to have a girl over: It's disrespectful to use your parents house as a bachelor pad and bring girls your parents barely know there to bang them... If however you introduce them to your parents (not: HI MUM THIS IS RANDOM GIRL, RANDOM GIRL THIS IS MUM, K WE'RE GOING TO 'WATCH A MOVIE' LULZLULZLULUZLULZLULZL), and show them that you're not just 18 year olds having casual sex then you have much more of a chance of it being completely fine when you want her to stay the night. So obviously, this is your mums way of saying she wants to know the girl you're with more before you use her house as a random sex pad. BTW this is all from me doing the exact same mistake when i was the exact same age as you with a girl the exact same age as her and thinking more or less the exact same things until i talked to my dad about it and he said exactly what i just said and i realized im an idiot... Infact your story is like ridiculously similar to my story but 3 years in the past, its kinda scary tbh... You had the right of it in terms of what my parents were thinking. They just wanted to meet her and make sure that I wasn't just fooling around with some newbie bronze player. Wish they had waited for me to take her home before interrupting though.. Anyways, now comes the next hurdle in our relationship.. Meeting her parents.. Ugh, I feel another blog coming on already.. | ||
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Noobville17921 Posts
On June 24 2011 22:39 Hawk wrote: Man how funny, a nerd fantasy in writing, complete with 100% original SC jokes!!!! lololololololo pretty much had a hard time believing this truthfully | ||
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Megaliskuu
United States5123 Posts
So basically I agree with Hawk | ||
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mizU
United States12125 Posts
i need a dramatic reading of this. | ||
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RushGG
United Kingdom212 Posts
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