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Br3ezy
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States720 Posts
June 18 2011 23:46 GMT
#21
gg wp sir
Check out my guide to mechanics http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=319876
N3rV[Green]
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1935 Posts
June 18 2011 23:46 GMT
#22
I've never been happy at the end of a brag blog, but you put a smile on my face bro.

Keep at it.

Plus, it's NEVER a bad time to think about Savior's ZvT, shit was magical, I'm sure it even calms you down a bit down there ya know?
Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
June 18 2011 23:53 GMT
#23
On June 19 2011 08:41 RyuChus wrote:
LOL So your mom catches you at it. Gets all PISSED! Then she says "invite her for dinner?" Wow.. That's a little bit random.

depending on the context, it's not at ALL random...

Pro tip for all you kids still living or just staying at your parents house for a few nights and planning to have a girl over: It's disrespectful to use your parents house as a bachelor pad and bring girls your parents barely know there to bang them...

If however you introduce them to your parents (not: HI MUM THIS IS RANDOM GIRL, RANDOM GIRL THIS IS MUM, K WE'RE GOING TO 'WATCH A MOVIE' LULZLULZLULUZLULZLULZL), and show them that you're not just 18 year olds having casual sex then you have much more of a chance of it being completely fine when you want her to stay the night.

So obviously, this is your mums way of saying she wants to know the girl you're with more before you use her house as a random sex pad.

BTW this is all from me doing the exact same mistake when i was the exact same age as you with a girl the exact same age as her and thinking more or less the exact same things until i talked to my dad about it and he said exactly what i just said and i realized im an idiot... Infact your story is like ridiculously similar to my story but 3 years in the past, its kinda scary tbh...
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
June 19 2011 00:00 GMT
#24

On June 19 2011 08:53 Ftrunkz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2011 08:41 RyuChus wrote:
LOL So your mom catches you at it. Gets all PISSED! Then she says "invite her for dinner?" Wow.. That's a little bit random.

depending on the context, it's not at ALL random...

Pro tip for all you kids still living or just staying at your parents house for a few nights and planning to have a girl over: It's disrespectful to use your parents house as a bachelor pad and bring girls your parents barely know there to bang them...

If however you introduce them to your parents (not: HI MUM THIS IS RANDOM GIRL, RANDOM GIRL THIS IS MUM, K WE'RE GOING TO 'WATCH A MOVIE' LULZLULZLULUZLULZLULZL), and show them that you're not just 18 year olds having casual sex then you have much more of a chance of it being completely fine when you want her to stay the night.

So obviously, this is your mums way of saying she wants to know the girl you're with more before you use her house as a random sex pad.

BTW this is all from me doing the exact same mistake when i was the exact same age as you with a girl the exact same age as her and thinking more or less the exact same things until i talked to my dad about it and he said exactly what i just said and i realized im an idiot... Infact your story is like ridiculously similar to my story but 3 years in the past, its kinda scary tbh...


Too meta. One more until inception.

Good blog. Was very entertaining
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
Laerties
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States361 Posts
June 19 2011 00:11 GMT
#25
So jelly.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
June 19 2011 00:13 GMT
#26
Sounds like an awesome night if you ask me.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Attican
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark531 Posts
June 19 2011 00:18 GMT
#27
Perhaps you should acquire a door lock.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
June 19 2011 00:18 GMT
#28
Any girl who puts (Z)EffOrt into understanding Starcraft deserves to be kept. They are a rare breed, and must be cared for and nurtured with the utmost attention.

I salute you for acquiring such a fine specimen.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
June 19 2011 00:20 GMT
#29
On June 19 2011 09:18 Attican wrote:
Perhaps you should acquire a door lock.


ok if 3 cannons and a forge can't stop a hydralisk what hope does a door lock have...
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-19 00:24:59
June 19 2011 00:23 GMT
#30
Very entertaining read
edit: And a three cannons can stop a hydralisk... It's just large numbers of hydralisk that they can't stop.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
June 19 2011 00:26 GMT
#31
"I had better not come downstairs and find you two in bed together!" "kk cool story" (then don't come down stairs......)


Best part fo sho.
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
June 19 2011 00:27 GMT
#32
On June 19 2011 09:23 obesechicken13 wrote:
Very entertaining read
edit: And a three cannons can stop a hydralisk... It's just large numbers of hydralisk that they can't stop.

Add a few Reavers and a few HTs and that door will be sturdier than the gates of Minas Tirith.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
June 19 2011 00:27 GMT
#33
On June 19 2011 09:23 obesechicken13 wrote:
Very entertaining read
edit: And a three cannons can stop a hydralisk... It's just large numbers of hydralisk that they can't stop.


I didn't mention anything about a pylon powering the cannons and a forge, so take THAT! (;
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
June 19 2011 00:40 GMT
#34
Rated R
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obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-19 00:45:23
June 19 2011 00:40 GMT
#35
On June 19 2011 09:18 eviltomahawk wrote:
Any girl who puts (Z)EffOrt into understanding Starcraft deserves to be kept. They are a rare breed, and must be cared for and nurtured with the utmost attention.

I salute you for acquiring such a fine specimen.

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On June 19 2011 09:27 Endymion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2011 09:23 obesechicken13 wrote:
Very entertaining read
edit: And a three cannons can stop a hydralisk... It's just large numbers of hydralisk that they can't stop.


I didn't mention anything about a pylon powering the cannons and a forge, so take THAT! (;

Oh noes :d
Most embarrassing post ever!
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 19 2011 00:43 GMT
#36
So most brag blogs are really terrible and just stupid to read, and I love to ridicule the person for trying to make their dick look big on the internet, but this one was alright. Still laced with I GOT SOME OH YEAAAAH. but the SC references made it funny to read and it almost took away from the punch in the face of it. :p

Funny read, too. I commend you for that. :p
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 19 2011 00:48 GMT
#37
Just out of curiosity, does anyone actually care whether or not their gf likes or dislikes sc? It seems really trivial to me >.>
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Louuster
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2869 Posts
June 19 2011 01:13 GMT
#38
HEE HAN TIMINGUUUUUUU for your mom dude
Kim Taek Yong fighting~
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 19 2011 01:18 GMT
#39
I have trouble believing this blog. What, you just didn't give a shit if your mom followed through and came in the room?
Andro
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada87 Posts
June 19 2011 01:22 GMT
#40
we need chill to investigate this before i can comment
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