The De-education of Barrister Musa

FROM THE OFFICE OF
BARRISTER MUSA SONGO
OF MUSA CHAMBERS WEST LONDON,
UNITED KINGDOM.
11.02.2011

Attn

I am Barr Musa Songo principal attorney of law west London. How are you doing my dear? i have a business proposal for you. Here in my chamber, my late client deposited money in the security company before he dead in a motor accident. He deposited the money on behalf of his foreign partner which he did not mention the name of his foreign partner and the security company is worried and nobody is coming as the next of kin. he did not left any next of kin. , now my proposal goes like this, i want you to stand as the foreign partner of the depositor so that the security company will release the consignment on your behalf. i will offer you 20% from the total funds. I will wait to hear from you so that i will know my faith.

Welcome to Musa Chambers, and thank you for your understanding.

Yours truly,
Barrister Musa Songo
(Principal attorney)
Of Musa Chambers-west London.

Hello, I'm definitely interested.

Might I ask what a Barrister is, though?

JT
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FROM THE OFFICE OF
BARRISTER MUSA SONGO
OF MUSA CHAMBERS WEST LONDON,
UNITED KINGDOM.
16.02.2011

Attn

I am barrister of law, we are into estate management and other. Ok coming to the proposal i gave you. Listen to me, this money is $12million dollars and the money is in the security company. Now what i want you to do is this, i want you to stand as the beneficiary of the consignment so that security company will release the consignment to you. After that we can invest the money in a good investments in your country. Listen to me my dear, the security company did not know what is inside the box. I want you to know that the money is not small money this is for security reasons, is what will change our life my dear.

I will like to know where you will like us to invest the money? How old are you? what are doing? i hope you can help in investing the money? give me your telephone and fax number for easy communications. My dear everything is ok. Open your attachment and see the security company certificate of deposit. The next is her wife but she is late since 2006. i need your assistance my dear. I will wait to hear from you so that i will give you the security company contact for you to contact them and ask them on how they will release the consignment to you. See the document in your attachment.


Welcome to Musa Chambers, and thank you for your understanding.

Yours truly,
Barrister Musa Songo
(Principal attorney)
Of Musa Chambers-west London.

Oh, you are a practitioner of law.

You should know that the term "barrister" is a remnant of the colonialist exploitation of America by the British and is thus a highly inappropriate term. In America we refer to law practitioners as "convicts" or "felons".

Please change your title accordingly, before we continue our business.

JT Clark

dear,

I got your mail, can we continue with the business? we don't have any time to waste ok.

Yours in services
Musa Songo (ESQ)

Please, we can continue, but in our future communications please refer to yourself appropriately.

Either "Convict Musa Songo" or "Felon Musa Songo" will do.

JT Clark

Dear Partner,

Thank you, ok as i told you before, i want you to stand as the beneficiary of the depositor to enable the security company to release the consignment to you. Can you travel to London? All i want from you is trust and understanding. I want us to entrust each other. Considering how much that is involve, i really don't want to lose it. Your presence will be needed so that both of us will visit the security company together and you will present your self as the foreign beneficiary to enable the security company to release the consignment to you. I want you to know this is 100% risk free all i need from you is your sincere heart.

I want to ask you some question, which area of business are you into? i will like to invest some of my part in your country, do you own a company? what are you doing? let me know so that i will know my faith over my investment if i can invest my share with you. I will wait to hear from you so that i will give you the security company contact for you to contact them and ask them on how to clear the consignment from their company.
I wait your urgent response.


Yours in services,
Musa Songo. (ESQ)

Excuse me.

You have not addressed my concerns. It is like you are not reading my mails at all. I mentioned specifically that barrister is an offensive term to me and you haven't said anything about that at all. Your impatience is not appropriate for a practitioner of law.

Until you have done that we can go no further.

JT Clark

Dear Friend,

Thank you for your mail, i rest my case my dear. I agree with you. Ok i want to be addressed like felon Musa Songo. I hope that is ok for you? Ok accept it and i agree with you. i will wait to hear from you so that we will proceed.

Yours in services,
Felon Musa Songo

Felon Musa Songo,

Thank you, we can now proceed.

By any chance, can I ask what Felon School you received your degree from?

JT