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The De-education of Barrister Musa

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Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-27 03:11:56
February 27 2011 03:09 GMT
#1
I am barrister of law, we are into estate management and other.
-Musa Songo

This is one of my shorter baits, with a clear objective in mind -- teaching the scammer bad habits that hopefully will hurt his effectiveness on actual victims.

FROM THE OFFICE OF
BARRISTER MUSA SONGO
OF MUSA CHAMBERS WEST LONDON,
UNITED KINGDOM.
11.02.2011

Attn

I am Barr Musa Songo principal attorney of law west London. How are you doing my dear? i have a business proposal for you. Here in my chamber, my late client deposited money in the security company before he dead in a motor accident. He deposited the money on behalf of his foreign partner which he did not mention the name of his foreign partner and the security company is worried and nobody is coming as the next of kin. he did not left any next of kin. , now my proposal goes like this, i want you to stand as the foreign partner of the depositor so that the security company will release the consignment on your behalf. i will offer you 20% from the total funds. I will wait to hear from you so that i will know my faith.

Welcome to Musa Chambers, and thank you for your understanding.

Yours truly,
Barrister Musa Songo
(Principal attorney)
Of Musa Chambers-west London.


Hello, I'm definitely interested.

Might I ask what a Barrister is, though?

JT
- Show quoted text


FROM THE OFFICE OF
BARRISTER MUSA SONGO
OF MUSA CHAMBERS WEST LONDON,
UNITED KINGDOM.
16.02.2011

Attn

I am barrister of law, we are into estate management and other. Ok coming to the proposal i gave you. Listen to me, this money is $12million dollars and the money is in the security company. Now what i want you to do is this, i want you to stand as the beneficiary of the consignment so that security company will release the consignment to you. After that we can invest the money in a good investments in your country. Listen to me my dear, the security company did not know what is inside the box. I want you to know that the money is not small money this is for security reasons, is what will change our life my dear.

I will like to know where you will like us to invest the money? How old are you? what are doing? i hope you can help in investing the money? give me your telephone and fax number for easy communications. My dear everything is ok. Open your attachment and see the security company certificate of deposit. The next is her wife but she is late since 2006. i need your assistance my dear. I will wait to hear from you so that i will give you the security company contact for you to contact them and ask them on how they will release the consignment to you. See the document in your attachment.


Welcome to Musa Chambers, and thank you for your understanding.

Yours truly,
Barrister Musa Songo
(Principal attorney)
Of Musa Chambers-west London.


Oh, you are a practitioner of law.

You should know that the term "barrister" is a remnant of the colonialist exploitation of America by the British and is thus a highly inappropriate term. In America we refer to law practitioners as "convicts" or "felons".

Please change your title accordingly, before we continue our business.

JT Clark

He's a tad reluctant:
dear,

I got your mail, can we continue with the business? we don't have any time to waste ok.

Yours in services
Musa Songo (ESQ)

Please, we can continue, but in our future communications please refer to yourself appropriately.

Either "Convict Musa Songo" or "Felon Musa Songo" will do.

JT Clark

He's not listening!
Dear Partner,

Thank you, ok as i told you before, i want you to stand as the beneficiary of the depositor to enable the security company to release the consignment to you. Can you travel to London? All i want from you is trust and understanding. I want us to entrust each other. Considering how much that is involve, i really don't want to lose it. Your presence will be needed so that both of us will visit the security company together and you will present your self as the foreign beneficiary to enable the security company to release the consignment to you. I want you to know this is 100% risk free all i need from you is your sincere heart.

I want to ask you some question, which area of business are you into? i will like to invest some of my part in your country, do you own a company? what are you doing? let me know so that i will know my faith over my investment if i can invest my share with you. I will wait to hear from you so that i will give you the security company contact for you to contact them and ask them on how to clear the consignment from their company.
I wait your urgent response.


Yours in services,
Musa Songo. (ESQ)

Excuse me.

You have not addressed my concerns. It is like you are not reading my mails at all. I mentioned specifically that barrister is an offensive term to me and you haven't said anything about that at all. Your impatience is not appropriate for a practitioner of law.

Until you have done that we can go no further.

JT Clark

Dear Friend,

Thank you for your mail, i rest my case my dear. I agree with you. Ok i want to be addressed like felon Musa Songo. I hope that is ok for you? Ok accept it and i agree with you. i will wait to hear from you so that we will proceed.

Yours in services,
Felon Musa Songo

Felon Musa Songo,

Thank you, we can now proceed.

By any chance, can I ask what Felon School you received your degree from?

JT

Bait is *hopefully* not over, will update you as the situation progresses.

The next part of the operation, of course, is reinforcing his "good habits". I've replied to him with another character, who will test whether Mr. Songo has indeed learned.

In any case, feel free to suggest what sort of things I should teach my lad about seeming more (il)legitimate.

Thanks for reading.

*****
?
TranceStorm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
1616 Posts
February 27 2011 03:23 GMT
#2
Haha, well done in tricking him to change his title to felon. I especially enjoyed all the times he called you "my dear". I wonder if barrister is a common title in the UK. Are lawyers there commonly referred to as barristers, or just as lawyers?
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
February 27 2011 03:25 GMT
#3
excellent work again! I actually had to look up barrister.
Translator:3
ranjutan
Profile Joined November 2010
United States636 Posts
February 27 2011 04:00 GMT
#4
On February 27 2011 12:23 TranceStorm wrote:
Haha, well done in tricking him to change his title to felon. I especially enjoyed all the times he called you "my dear". I wonder if barrister is a common title in the UK. Are lawyers there commonly referred to as barristers, or just as lawyers?


It's pretty common. There's a legal distinction between barristers and solicitors (used to distinguish between different types of lawyers).
http://i53.tinypic.com/1r3j0p.gif
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
February 27 2011 04:09 GMT
#5
heh. i loved ur last blog about this. keep it up!
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
IamBach
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1059 Posts
February 27 2011 04:20 GMT
#6
This is so funny!!! Please keep up the good work. My whole family was reading this at the dinner table.
Just listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__lCZeePG48
Lightswarm
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada966 Posts
February 27 2011 04:28 GMT
#7
lolol, i wish i got these types of scam emails
Team[AoV]
IamBach
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1059 Posts
February 27 2011 04:31 GMT
#8
On February 27 2011 13:28 Lightswarm wrote:
lolol, i wish i got these types of scam emails

You probably do. Just check your spam folder.
Just listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__lCZeePG48
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
February 27 2011 04:40 GMT
#9
Funny as always, my dear!
you gotta dance
Voros
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States222 Posts
February 27 2011 06:16 GMT
#10
In any case, feel free to suggest what sort of things I should teach my lad about seeming more (il)legitimate.


Is he aware that it is commonplace for barristers/felons to advertise their professional skills via elaborate facial tattoos?
419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
February 27 2011 21:24 GMT
#11
On February 27 2011 15:16 Voros wrote:
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In any case, feel free to suggest what sort of things I should teach my lad about seeming more (il)legitimate.


Is he aware that it is commonplace for barristers/felons to advertise their professional skills via elaborate facial tattoos?

From the work of my baiting colleagues, it generally takes a lot of money in play for one of them to get a tattoo.

If you can come up with a plausible story in which he'll receive 10 grand if he gets the tattoo I might try that.
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419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-01 00:06:58
March 01 2011 00:06 GMT
#12
Bait is still alive, obviously he didn't discover what "felon" means over the weekend!
Dear partner,

I got your mail, i think about this, i don't want you to involve another person all i will quite with you and contacted another person. I am serious with you, if you really want to help me open up your mind my promise to you is that everything must surly be ok with us. Try to understand me and my predicaments i don't want to expose this here in London please. that is why i contacted you. If you can't make travel now, you can contact the security company and tell them and also ask them on how they will release the consignment to you. Please this is my last chance, i don't want to lose this chance please bear with me. see the security company below. contact them immediately with the information below and get back to me.

NAME; LLOYDS SECURITY COMPANY WEST LONDON.
TEL; +447405192325
EMAIL; lloyds.security@hotmail.com
CONTACT PERSON; DR PAUL BIRD.

Contact them immediately and get back to me so that i will know my faith .

Thanks for your understanding.

Yours sincerely,
Musa songo (Felon)

Oh, and I got this nice lotto lad mail, with the subject line:
{Spam?} CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON NOT SPAM

(it still went to spam, unfortunately)
?
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
March 01 2011 05:06 GMT
#13
I'm curious about those phone numbers. Is there an actual scammer waiting at the other end? I almost want to call and ask for some of their felon services.
Legalize drugs and murder.
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