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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 02 2010 23:01 GMT
#1
AND NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR VERY SOUL!!!!


If this is your first time reading this thread I require that you open the following spoiler and listen to the song inside whilst reading the remainder of the thread, if this is too hardcore for you then go play with my little ponies or braid your hair or something, faggot.

+ Show Spoiler +


So I awoke from my luxurious slumber this morning, rolled out of my king sized bed with my 3 hot asian girlfriends (all of which sleep curled up at the foot of the bed), went to the kitchen and prepared my customary breakfast, a bowl of napalm and roofing nails, and logged in to tl to check my pm's. After slugging though all the love pm's from peanut and smix (I don't date below 2k diamond), I was shocked to see this.

[image loading]


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=Fakewalrus

Needless to say, seeing this caused an upwelling of unbridled rage so powerful I beat 2 of my 3 girlfriends to death before the third could calm me down. (she was my favorite anyways)

Warning: Most of the rest of this OP is in allcaps and too hardcore for you.

RAGEWALRUS ACTIVATE
[image loading]
Major props to Coagulation for photoshopping this for me taking this picture of me irl, sorry for the third degree burns


How DARE you?


WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SCRUB? YOU COME IN HERE CALLING ME A LIAR?!?!?!? I'VE KILLED ENTIRE BUSLOADS OF CHILDREN FOR LOOKING AT ME FUNNY, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL ME A LIAR AND GET AWAY WITH IT? I AM GOING TO DEVOUR YOUR INNARDS YOU MISERABLE FUCK!

But since this is the internet, and you are obviously too cowardly to reveal your true identity, I must provide you with a challenge that you may accept. I, the one true walrus of teamliquid, challenge you to the GREATEST BO5 SC2 GRUDGEMATCH THE WORLD WILL EVER SEE

I've already gotten the godly HATEPLOW (known to most as Boesthius) to agree to stream it, all that is left is for you to reveal yourself by posting in this thread and accepting my challenge.

Each player will be allowed to veto 2 maps from the current ladder map pool, and then we will have a poll to decide the order in which the remaining 5 maps will be played.

(also since people don't really like watching zvz i guess if you are zerg we can do random bo5 or bo9 all matchups, idk)

The date is tentatively set for December 17th (this walrus has finals yo) but that can be modified if need be.

So, what'll it be? Are you going to give the good citizens of TL what they want? Or are you going to hide, like a coward?

Poll: Results?

bitch doesn't even respond (112)
 
81%

Tusk Warrior 5-0 crying 4 year old (13)
 
9%

Lemonwalrus 3-0 useless scrub (7)
 
5%

Brave Sir Walrus 4-0 walking abortion (6)
 
4%

138 total votes

Your vote: Results?

(Vote): Lemonwalrus 3-0 useless scrub
(Vote): Brave Sir Walrus 4-0 walking abortion
(Vote): Tusk Warrior 5-0 crying 4 year old
(Vote): bitch doesn't even respond



NOT THIS TIME, NOT STARCRAFTWALRUSES!


****
Taekwon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8155 Posts
December 02 2010 23:03 GMT
#2
RAGE WALRUS ALL HALEZ
▲ ▲ ▲
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 02 2010 23:03 GMT
#3
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 02 2010 23:04 GMT
#4
apparently this thread makes it everyones birthday
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
December 02 2010 23:05 GMT
#5
Ur so dead fakewalrus
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
VonLego
Profile Joined June 2010
United States519 Posts
December 02 2010 23:06 GMT
#6
This has got to be the most entertaining thing I've seen in awhile. Your picture is amazing, I can see how you pull in all the ladies.
NrG.NeverExpo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2114 Posts
December 02 2010 23:06 GMT
#7
I predict you get murdered before he has to play you O_o He seems super serious O_O!
TwitteR: @NeverExpo follow me, i'll follow back :)
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21242 Posts
December 02 2010 23:06 GMT
#8
ur so cute walrus <3
TranslatorBaa!
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
December 02 2010 23:10 GMT
#9
Whoa, you know its gonna be a good blog when it starts with some nsfw lemon gore
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
December 02 2010 23:10 GMT
#10
wow someone is insecure

i bet you're afraid fakewalrus will gain all of our love and we will forget about you
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
December 02 2010 23:11 GMT
#11
On December 03 2010 08:04 Lemonwalrus wrote:
apparently this thread makes it everyones birthday


walrus rage was so strong that they died and reborn today
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
December 02 2010 23:13 GMT
#12
let me just put this out there:

Lemonwalrus is like gold max
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
December 02 2010 23:14 GMT
#13
When life gives you lemons, you give it ragewalrus. Fakewalrus is already dead. 5/5 the music was perfect btw
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5459 Posts
December 02 2010 23:14 GMT
#14
fakewalrus is gonna wreck you.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
Finskie
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Sweden412 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-02 23:16:02
December 02 2010 23:14 GMT
#15
On December 03 2010 08:04 Lemonwalrus wrote:
apparently this thread makes it everyones birthday


rofl'd hard.

OT: realwalrus, unleash the fucking fury.
Violet.
Stenstyren
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden619 Posts
December 02 2010 23:15 GMT
#16
I do so hope he responds to this challenge, would be epic epic epic.

They should make you a unit Walrus, hydralisks are so weak right now that we need a thick skinned, lava emitting, saber toothed, fiery lemon slinging walrus unit.

skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
December 02 2010 23:17 GMT
#17
but seriously what's your secret
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
December 02 2010 23:20 GMT
#18
How can we tell who is the real walrus?

I'll take my chances with the fakewalrus, he sounds more legit.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
yoplate
Profile Joined August 2010
United States332 Posts
December 02 2010 23:22 GMT
#19
Fakewalrus is totally gonna wimp out. I'm calling it.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
December 02 2010 23:24 GMT
#20
why is lemonwalrus grudge matching against himself
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