EPTAND NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR VERY SOUL!!!!
If this is your first time reading this thread I require that you open the following spoiler and listen to the song inside whilst reading the remainder of the thread, if this is too hardcore for you then go play with my little ponies or braid your hair or something, faggot.
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So I awoke from my luxurious slumber this morning, rolled out of my king sized bed with my 3 hot asian girlfriends (all of which sleep curled up at the foot of the bed), went to the kitchen and prepared my customary breakfast, a bowl of napalm and roofing nails, and logged in to tl to check my pm's. After slugging though all the love pm's from peanut and smix (I don't date below 2k diamond), I was shocked to see this.
![[image loading]](http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8527/betrayal0.jpg)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=Fakewalrus
Needless to say, seeing this caused an upwelling of unbridled rage so powerful I beat 2 of my 3 girlfriends to death before the third could calm me down. (she was my favorite anyways)
Warning: Most of the rest of this OP is in allcaps and too hardcore for you.
RAGEWALRUS ACTIVATE
![[image loading]](http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5974/7tzv4.png)
Major props to Coagulation forphotoshopping this for me taking this picture of me irl, sorry for the third degree burns
RAGEWALRUS ACTIVATE
Major props to Coagulation for
How DARE you?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SCRUB? YOU COME IN HERE CALLING ME A LIAR?!?!?!? I'VE KILLED ENTIRE BUSLOADS OF CHILDREN FOR LOOKING AT ME FUNNY, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL ME A LIAR AND GET AWAY WITH IT? I AM GOING TO DEVOUR YOUR INNARDS YOU MISERABLE FUCK!
But since this is the internet, and you are obviously too cowardly to reveal your true identity, I must provide you with a challenge that you may accept. I, the one true walrus of teamliquid, challenge you to the GREATEST BO5 SC2 GRUDGEMATCH THE WORLD WILL EVER SEE
I've already gotten the godly HATEPLOW (known to most as Boesthius) to agree to stream it, all that is left is for you to reveal yourself by posting in this thread and accepting my challenge.
Each player will be allowed to veto 2 maps from the current ladder map pool, and then we will have a poll to decide the order in which the remaining 5 maps will be played.
(also since people don't really like watching zvz i guess if you are zerg we can do random bo5 or bo9 all matchups, idk)
The date is tentatively set for December 17th (this walrus has finals yo) but that can be modified if need be.
So, what'll it be? Are you going to give the good citizens of TL what they want? Or are you going to hide, like a coward?
Poll: Results?
bitch doesn't even respond (112)
81%
Tusk Warrior 5-0 crying 4 year old (13)
9%
Lemonwalrus 3-0 useless scrub (7)
5%
Brave Sir Walrus 4-0 walking abortion (6)
4%
138 total votes
Tusk Warrior 5-0 crying 4 year old (13)
Lemonwalrus 3-0 useless scrub (7)
Brave Sir Walrus 4-0 walking abortion (6)
138 total votes
Your vote: Results?
(Vote): Lemonwalrus 3-0 useless scrub
(Vote): Brave Sir Walrus 4-0 walking abortion
(Vote): Tusk Warrior 5-0 crying 4 year old
(Vote): bitch doesn't even respond
NOT THIS TIME, NOT STARCRAFTWALRUSES!
Fakewalrus is already dead. 5/5 the music was perfect btw 
