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Today I was at the gym and I was going #2.
Obviously, this is a relatively private activity to be conducting in such a public place, but these are the unfortunate realities of life.
So this guy comes in and starts peeing in the toilet next to the stall. But he clearly 'really' had to go because he gave off one of those exasperated "ohs" as he started.
Except he must have REALLY had to go because he didn't stop. He just kept yelling "Ohhh."
So then I started laughing...
And he heard me...
Now most people in this circumstance would probably quiet down and try to get out of there before the other guy. I know that's what I would have done.
But no, this guy starts singing! He starts singing the word "ohhhh", Really going for it too; he's composing a ode to peeing satisfaction, and he is dedicating it to me . And he is good. He is really, really, good.
 
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LOL, this is definitely on the funnier/"better" end of the "public bathroom story" scale.
Good to hear you had such a joyous experience though, as I'm sure I speak for most when I say the typical public bathroom experience is pretty shitty, harhar..
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ok,so ? in UK u pee next to each other. whereas in my country everyone has their own bathroom even in public places.
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On September 30 2010 16:45 ffswowsucks wrote:
ok,so ? in UK u pee next to each other. whereas in my country everyone has their own bathroom even in public places.
wtf really? i dont really remember seeing that when i went to greece hm...
so u mean there are no urinals in greece only cubicles?
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It's funny, but it's super weird at the same time. I don't like looking at other people in public bathrooms, I don't like talking in public bathrooms, I don't like singing in them either. Basically, I only use them if I really have to go (or if they are empty), and get out as fast as I can.
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Good story. Slice of life.
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So it is true people sing better in the bathroom.
On September 30 2010 16:45 ffswowsucks wrote:
ok,so ? in UK u pee next to each other. whereas in my country everyone has their own bathroom even in public places.
I've never been to any place in the world without urinals.
Or are you a woman? o.o
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On September 30 2010 17:03 Nytefish wrote:So it is true people sing better in the bathroom. Show nested quote +On September 30 2010 16:45 ffswowsucks wrote:
ok,so ? in UK u pee next to each other. whereas in my country everyone has their own bathroom even in public places. I've never been to any place in the world without urinals. Or are you a woman? o.o
hahaha
nice story OP! 5 stars!!!
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And then you gave him a handie under the divider right? Is that the part you left out?
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I thought that was a pretty good joke 
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On September 30 2010 16:41 SpicyCrab wrote:
"ohhhh" and he is dedicating it to me . And he is good. He is really, really, good.
All I can say is, really he was that good to you?
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better incidents in bathrooms than i've had.
most public bathrooms (excluding restaraunts) are usually clogged, as in people clog them on purpose, then taking a dump in them; most likely the result of a prank from a teen.
Having an unexpected need to take a shit at the mall takes you into a mens restroom with 6 toilets clogged and a need to lay a brick, will make you want to grab the nearest teen and hulk his ass.
hilarious guy in your story by the way. ahaha
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"Here I sat broken hearted,
paid a penny and only farted"
- on a coin activated toilet wall
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he has a good sense of humor. he's singing even after he knows that someone caught him in the act.
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You laughed so hard that you shit yourself!
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the first time i was in italy i took a dump in a relatives bidet, when i couldnt flush it i freaked and told my dad, instead of helping or whatever he just laughed nonstop for about 10 mins and i dont know what happened to it
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On September 30 2010 19:57 eSen1a wrote:
the first time i was in italy i took a dump in a relatives bidet, when i couldnt flush it i freaked and told my dad, instead of helping or whatever he just laughed nonstop for about 10 mins and i dont know what happened to it
LOL
Bathroom blogs on TL, instant 5/5
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