EPTMy name is Ghazwan, and I am a Zerg player. Since the release of SC2 I have been having these urges to switch my race. However, thanks to the ZA program, I have been clean of such urges for 8 days now!
I decided to share the ZA program with all the desperate Zs out there and hope to see you all in our next meeting, which is the next Idra ZvT game. He is a brave brave man and the head of our program!
On with the program then:
1. We admitted we were powerless against Terran—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore the balance.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Blizzard as we understood it.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our units and strategies.
5. Admitted to Blizzard, to ourselves, and to fellow TLers the exact nature of our race's wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Blizz remove all these defects of the Zerg race.
7. Humbly asked Blizz to remove these imbalances.
8. Made a list of all lame strategies that T can come up with, and became willing to make whine posts about them all.
9. Made direct whines to T players in-game wherever possible, except when we win.
10. Continued to take personal inventory of the imba T units and when we were wrong, we never admitted it.
11. Sought through TL forums and statistics to improve our conscious contact with Blizzard as we understood it, praying only for knowledge of Blizz's will for us and the power to fix ZvT.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry on playing Z, and to practice these principles in all our games and TL posts.
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No offense intended to anyone and please no imbalance discussion...Just reading the TL forums reminded me of this and decided to make a blog post about it. This is not a whine post or anything. The list is analogous with the 12-step program.^^
But, yeah will add that.
