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We've all had days that are just bad, but mine today will top anybodies ever.
It all started out at 2:00 A.M. on Starcraft 2. I was playing a terran and it was a game I was about to win. My roaches were charging into this guys natural and I was positive I had won when my computer decided to be an asshole. My screen turned black and the computer crashed. When I finally got my screen on again I had been disconnected from the game and it counted as a loss.
So I decided that I did not want to go through that experience again and i switched to play League of Legends. I was playing Jax and we were winning, quite badly, when I decided to start talking some trash. At first the argument was going well, but then i made the mistake of telling them that I was 27, lived in my parents house, and had an eight figure job building tornadoes and studying them. How they got this out of me I am still not quite sure.
So after being ridiculed by everyone in the game even my own team I decided to run upstairs and cry in my room by myself. It was then when my father, who was slightly drunk, decided to barge in. He threw a beer bottle at my head and then told me that he wanted me to get out of the house by tomorrow or he would throw me out personally. He then told me that he wish he had only had my brother and left the room screaming at my mom.
So then the thought came to me. What if I hide. I decided I would take some food and my computer and i moved it to the attic. I've been up here for two hours and nobody has discovered me yet. I even made a phone call to my house on my cellphone saying I had moved out and was now bunking with a pal for a while until I could get an apartment. Now I don't have to pay rent to my parents and I can game all day without being bothered. Finally!
 
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Least you aren't on like a 10 game lossing streak.
Good idea with the call and say you moved out.. hope you got alot of food+water+toilet. Also.
They might notice you by the interwebz being slightly slower. Hope you don't get shot.
True story?
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On August 04 2010 10:15 NuKedUFirst wrote:
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Least you aren't on like a 10 game lossing streak.
Good idea with the call and say you moved out.. hope you got alot of food+water+toilet. Also.
They might notice you by the interwebz being slightly slower. Hope you don't get shot.
True story?
I thought the same thing as Nuked did... is this true?
Because if it is and u really have and eight figure job u should be able to get your own home or something
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You really think they'll never find you up there? Haha, from the sounds of it you should be able to afford a place of your own. Even if it's a small place, it will be better than hiding in your parent's attic
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Maybe its 8 figures of Zimbabwe dollars (does that still make any sense? Haven't heard about their money in like a year)
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Are you like 12 years old or really stupid?
There are so many questionable things in your blog...
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On August 04 2010 10:26 Bibbit wrote:
Maybe its 8 figures of Zimbabwe dollars (does that still make any sense? Haven't heard about their money in like a year)
zimbabwe has 5 million dollar cheeseburgers 
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On August 04 2010 10:35 SilentCrono wrote:Show nested quote +On August 04 2010 10:26 Bibbit wrote:
Maybe its 8 figures of Zimbabwe dollars (does that still make any sense? Haven't heard about their money in like a year) zimbabwe has 5 million dollar cheeseburgers
Really? I thought their bills were all in the billions now...
Edit: Zimbabwe's currency exchange rate is nonexistent because the dollar no longer exists there.
But as of February 2009 it was 1:300,000,000,000 (300 trillion) USD : Zimbabwean Dollar exchange rate
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... 8 Figure Job... well the parents part is true apparently but not the 8 figure job... if you can't afford yhour own house -_-
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I can't wrap my head around this blog
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lol 8 figures measured in pesos
damn pesos arent doing as bad as i thought
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On August 04 2010 10:44 Gene wrote:
lol 8 figures measured in pesos
damn pesos arent doing as bad as i thought
Don't forget the peso-cents take up 2 figures as well
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I said i had 8 figures in the game because the other team said i was a stupid loser who lived in my parents house.... So i was trying to convince them i was awesome.
As for going to the bathroom i can sneak down and go to bathroom at night and i can also steal food at night.... Ive never seen my mom or dad go to the attic so i dont think i will ever get caught and yes this is true
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funniest part is a 27 year old grown man crying over e-thugin
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so how many figures do you actually make
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On August 04 2010 10:47 Justifer wrote:
As for going to the bathroom i can sneak down and go to bathroom at night.
haha better start saving bottles...
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I dont work tbh, but i think i can win some tournys on sc and lol now that i finally get to game without interruptions.
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8 figures studying potatoes or tornadoes or whatever haha. Well, its gonna be great until u run out of food... Better be sneaky. And how are u gonna take showers or go to the bathroom without being caught?
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