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AeonStrife
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States918 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 02:56:37
July 14 2010 23:51 GMT
#1
Contest is over! Congratualtions to ScruffDog and Flury! I have sent you guys a PM! If I find another one, I'll let you guys know!

Beta is ending pretty soon, and i just happened to dig into my spam folders and found a key!
What best way to give it away then have a fun contest everyone can join in and do!

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Okay...I was going to make it a fancy contest, but I am jsut going to keep it simple. Whoever can make a pretty cool Starcraft 2 themed poem/rap will get the key.

Style/Originality/Creativity gets major kudos! A video is highly recommended but not nesessary. Alright guys go for it...I'll check back in a few hours! Winner will be picked upon my own discretion and liking...

On July 15 2010 09:41 YaKool wrote:
Do we PM you, or do you want us to comment below?


Of course post everything here...


Update: I actually have 2 keys! So 2 winners!

***
Whats worse...US Poltics or SC2 Balance Talks...
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 15 2010 00:01 GMT
#2
you know that thread exists for a reason?
AeonStrife
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States918 Posts
July 15 2010 00:05 GMT
#3
On July 15 2010 09:01 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
you know that thread exists for a reason?


4) If you want to hold some sort of mini-contest for your key, do so in your own blog, but make sure you put some good effort into it.....


And so I did...
Whats worse...US Poltics or SC2 Balance Talks...
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
July 15 2010 00:16 GMT
#4
sooo whats the contest? XD
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
July 15 2010 00:33 GMT
#5
i'm interested as well.
AeonStrife
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States918 Posts
July 15 2010 00:36 GMT
#6
Bump for contest details! Go for it!
Whats worse...US Poltics or SC2 Balance Talks...
nalho
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States351 Posts
July 15 2010 00:41 GMT
#7
Do we PM you, or do you want us to comment below?
i'm jung/i translate bw sometimes
1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 00:42:47
July 15 2010 00:41 GMT
#8
I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

(Gotta catch 'em all)

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon

(Gotta catch 'em all)

A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon

(Gotta catch 'em all)

yeah

(verse 2)
every challenge along the way
with courage i will face
i will battle everyday
to claim my rightful place

come with me the time is right
theres no better team
arm and arm well win the fight
its always been our dream

Pokemon

Chorus
(Gotta catach 'em all)

its you and me
i know its my destiny

Pokemon

Oh, your my best friend
in a world we must defend

Pokemon!

A heart so true
our courage will pull us through
you teach me and ill teach you
Pokemon

(Gatta catach 'em all)x4

Yeah!

Pokemon!



it was worth a shot.

User was warned for this post
Terrakin
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1440 Posts
July 15 2010 00:43 GMT
#9
On July 15 2010 09:41 1chiban wrote:
I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

(Gotta catch 'em all)

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon

(Gotta catch 'em all)

A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon

(Gotta catch 'em all)

yeah

(verse 2)
every challenge along the way
with courage i will face
i will battle everyday
to claim my rightful place

come with me the time is right
theres no better team
arm and arm well win the fight
its always been our dream

Pokemon

Chorus
(Gotta catach 'em all)

its you and me
i know its my destiny

Pokemon

Oh, your my best friend
in a world we must defend

Pokemon!

A heart so true
our courage will pull us through
you teach me and ill teach you
Pokemon

(Gatta catach 'em all)x4

Yeah!

Pokemon!



it was worth a shot.

did you not read the OP post at all?.?
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 00:44:52
July 15 2010 00:44 GMT
#10
The Firebat is cool
The Firebat is calm
But when you start insulting him
He'll turn the heater on

He's known for his preference
Of fire over lead
He's always feeling angry when
You train Marines instead

He'll fry your Zerglings crispy
And toast your Zealots brown
So watch out what you say to him
'Cause he will burn you down

The Firebat is cool
The Firebat is calm
But if you throw a rock at him
You're gonna scream for mom

it was also worth a shot
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
July 15 2010 00:47 GMT
#11
I saw "Giving away B..." and I was like please be blowjobs please be blowjobs!

Anyone else?
brood war for life, brood war forever
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 15 2010 00:47 GMT
#12
Hickory dickory dock,
Ghosts can suck my cock.
Send mass zeals,
They lose their shields.
Hickory dickory dock.
1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
July 15 2010 00:47 GMT
#13
On July 15 2010 09:44 Malgrif wrote:
The Firebat is cool
The Firebat is calm
But when you start insulting him
He'll turn the heater on

He's known for his preference
Of fire over lead
He's always feeling angry when
You train Marines instead

He'll fry your Zerglings crispy
And toast your Zealots brown
So watch out what you say to him
'Cause he will burn you down

The Firebat is cool
The Firebat is calm
But if you throw a rock at him
You're gonna scream for mom

it was also worth a shot

http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=17250
just in case he ACTUALLY thinks you came up with it.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 15 2010 00:56 GMT
#14
On July 15 2010 09:47 Crunchums wrote:
I saw "Giving away B..." and I was like please be blowjobs please be blowjobs!

Anyone else?

I would, but not from a random TL member. Only lilsusie and smix
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 00:59 GMT
#15
New Gettysburg

This is the Beginning of a great confrontation,
Between man and the unrelenting Zerg abomination.

The men I commanded under the terran banner,
Were awfully distressed and reacted in such a manner.

One soldier came to me, to propose such a plan,
He suggested we retreat, I told him we must make a stand.

And as the Zerg rushed at us, with ravaging claws,
They broke through the titanium steel of our bunker walls.

It was a mad frenzy, gunfire was heard all around,
Many of my men slain and mangled on the ground.

I quickly realized that we could not win this fight,
To New Gettysburg, I cowardly ran in fright.

Once there, all I could think about was the men whom served me well,
The Zerg broke through our last defenses and unleashed a fiery hell.

The entire brood was rampaging their way here,
Our lives are close to ending, I fear.

Mensk left us all to die on that world to rot, there was nothing we could think to do,
Even our commander Kerrigan didn't have a clue.

Swarms of Zerg thwarted our minor resistance,
A protoss ship could be seen in the distance.

It was massive in size and glowed with radiant power,
It would be the least of our worries in this dreadful hour.

In a matter of seconds the whole of Gettysburg was overrun,
The great carrier looming above began to charge up its assaulting gun.

It rained down on the planet with a fury never before seen,
The entire planet below was now wiped clean.

The planet now desolate and barren to all,
The Protoss raced off to oversee the Zergs eventual fall.

User was warned for this post
KingMike
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada5 Posts
July 15 2010 01:02 GMT
#16
Life ain't easy as an SCV
I'm sharing this between you and me.
Mine all day, mine all night
never getting into the fight.
Vaspene fumes making me all dizzy
can't take a break I'm o so busy.
Bosses always asking me for repairs
I don't even make enough credit to cut my hair.
Those creepy crawly things know as zerg
the sight of them is so absurd
Constant fear of zergling rushes
or getting stomped under Ultralisk crushes.
And that ain't all no way, no sir
if my only danger could just be zerg.
Those shiny ships flying through the sky
you best be gone when they arrive.
Zealots in my base ain't this just ace
you can't run away they just charge your way.
So many dangers out in the waste
thats why I'm giving you this personal taste.
Of why life ain't easy as an SCV
bad job decision oh yes siree.


1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 01:05:46
July 15 2010 01:04 GMT
#17
http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=17250

OP, look at this link. lots of people copied poems from that link.

On July 15 2010 10:02 KingMike wrote:
Life ain't easy as an SCV
I'm sharing this between you and me.
Mine all day, mine all night
never getting into the fight.
Vaspene fumes making me all dizzy
can't take a break I'm o so busy.
Bosses always asking me for repairs
I don't even make enough credit to cut my hair.
Those creepy crawly things know as zerg
the sight of them is so absurd
Constant fear of zergling rushes
or getting stomped under Ultralisk crushes.
And that ain't all no way, no sir
if my only danger could just be zerg.
Those shiny ships flying through the sky
you best be gone when they arrive.
Zealots in my base ain't this just ace
you can't run away they just charge your way.
So many dangers out in the waste
thats why I'm giving you this personal taste.
Of why life ain't easy as an SCV
bad job decision oh yes siree.


this however, is legit.
KingMike
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada5 Posts
July 15 2010 01:06 GMT
#18
Ya really guys, thats stooping pretty low..
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:07 GMT
#19
@1chiban you can't even follow the rules, stop trying to out everyone, the OP will decide what he likes, he doesn't need your help
1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
July 15 2010 01:09 GMT
#20
On July 15 2010 10:07 tyrint wrote:
@1chiban you can't even follow the rules, stop trying to out everyone, the OP will decide what he likes, he doesn't need your help

i was joking with my post. you're actually TRYING to use someone else's work to win, which is lowww.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 15 2010 01:10 GMT
#21
On July 15 2010 10:07 tyrint wrote:
@1chiban you can't even follow the rules, stop trying to out everyone, the OP will decide what he likes, he doesn't need your help


If you're gonna take other peoples work, then maybe OP does need help so he knows who are the idiot fakers.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:11 GMT
#22
he didn't say to write it, he said come up with! and if you think that is low, so fucking what!
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
July 15 2010 01:13 GMT
#23
man, posts like that use to mean a straight up ban. Taking other people's work is pretty fucked up.
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 15 2010 01:13 GMT
#24
This thread is turning into a plagiarizing fest. Lame low post count lurkers who come out of their shell to steal free stuff. Shame.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
ScruffDog
Profile Joined July 2010
4 Posts
July 15 2010 01:16 GMT
#25
Need a beta key to stop me getting savage,
Flip out like HD and cause terrible damage,
'cos my lack of SC ain't good for my health,
Been watchin' replays cos there's nothing else.

Playing offline just to pass the time,
The AI find a human pretty hard to mime,
Build 20 units and sit em on your ramp,
They manage like FPS to just base camp.


I know H to the usky's game through and through,
With his name like that i'm sure he can rap too,
But we best keep it online to avoid a fight,
If you hadn't realised i'm also painfully white.

But being this white you know this was hard to do,
To sit behind my computer and write a rap for you,
It took alot of nerve just to get this online,
I would hope a beta key was worth my time.

I FEEL DIRTY.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 15 2010 01:17 GMT
#26
On July 15 2010 10:11 tyrint wrote:
he didn't say to write it, he said come up with! and if you think that is low, so fucking what!

"Whoever can make a pretty cool Starcraft 2 themed poem/rap will get the key."

1. You didn't make it.
2. Use common sense. Of course he didn't mean "Whoever can go find and take credit for another person's poem" is the winner. And if it was your intention to use someone else's poem, at least give credit. Now that you've been caught you're trying to play it off. Not cool.
3. Do you really think he's going to pick you after saying this shit? lol you fail.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
ScruffDog
Profile Joined July 2010
4 Posts
July 15 2010 01:17 GMT
#27
If you wait 2 minutes after that track you get to hear my bonus track.

Give me a key or i'll break your knees,
Give me a key pretty please.

I'm pretty sure threats and rapping is how stuff gets done? Thats what Eminem told me anyway.
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:18 GMT
#28
lol who cares! I play every day anyways!
dcberkeley
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada844 Posts
July 15 2010 01:18 GMT
#29
The Zergling is the greatest unit of all.
It is so tall.
Compared to me.
I'm like a tree.
And it's, like, a tree and a half.
And good at math.
Yes you see,
Lings are good at math, like you and me.
They know pi
And how to divide
And how to expand their mouth out wide
To feast on rine's guts and goo
They're always hungry for some foo(d).

But you know
Lings are people too.
It's true!
They're not just someone's tool
A fickle pickle fool
You'd be
To a-move them with glee
Because you'd see
Them run scared up a tree.

Don't fault them for being cowards
They've got their own families to feed.
If they just explode right now
There will be orphan larvae in need!
How would you feel
If you tore a family apart
'Not good' says the ling
Before he burrows in a spot.

Send your hydras!
Send your ultras!
But don't you send the lings!
For the Zergling is my MVP
and simply the best of things.
Moktira is da bomb
1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
July 15 2010 01:19 GMT
#30
On July 15 2010 10:11 tyrint wrote:
he didn't say to write it, he said come up with! and if you think that is low, so fucking what!

On July 15 2010 08:51 JohnUCrazy wrote:
Whoever can make a pretty cool Starcraft 2 themed poem/rap will get the key.


shut the fuck up son.

User was temp banned for this post.
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:19 GMT
#31
@1chiban, you were warned for your poem too, you did the same thing! need i say more...
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 01:23:56
July 15 2010 01:20 GMT
#32
(sung to tune of And I'm Proud to be an American/God Bless the USA)

And I'm proud to be a Terran,
where at least supply is free.
And I really hate those Zerg who died
to get me off their creep!

So I proudly STIM-UP!!!
Next to you (oh shit is that a DT!?!?!)
Cuz there ain't no doubt
I want this game out-
Now please do I win a beta KEEEEEYYYY!!!!


:D

I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 01:21:23
July 15 2010 01:20 GMT
#33
On July 15 2010 10:19 tyrint wrote:
@1chiban, you were warned for your poem too, you did the same thing! need i say more...

read my other post. i was JOKING. people can obviously know i'm joking. now please, stfu.
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:23 GMT
#34
yeah i believe you were joking when you first said you were interested and then was the first to put something up, yeah really joking!
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 15 2010 01:23 GMT
#35
Just a heads up, but you two are gonna get banned if you don't stop flaming each other. You were already warned, too. :3
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 01:28:10
July 15 2010 01:27 GMT
#36
On July 15 2010 10:23 tyrint wrote:
yeah i believe you were joking when you first said you were interested and then was the first to put something up, yeah really joking!

i said that BEFORE he updated his post on what we were supposed to do. after i saw we were supposed to come up with a rap, i gave up. now PLEASE stfu.
On July 15 2010 10:23 deathgod6 wrote:
Just a heads up, but you two are gonna get banned if you don't stop flaming each other. You were already warned, too. :3

thanks for heads up~
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:28 GMT
#37
hahahahahahahahahaha

User was temp banned for this post.
KingMike
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada5 Posts
July 15 2010 01:29 GMT
#38
Wasn't sure if it was one entry per person..

Sweet Kerrigan, your blades so fine
want to take you out, babe, for a glass of wine.
Don't mind what the others say about your infestation
what could they know about this infatuation?
They call you the Queen of the Swarm, I guess that's a start
but they should rename you the Queen of my heart.
Forget about that old fling Raynor, where is he now?
hunted and hated, but look at me wow!
The hunkiest marine you'll ever see, one of a kind
so skilled with my gauss rifle, a fix for any bind.
So Kerrigan ,hunny, lets make this work out
don't hesitate to give me an intergalactic shout.





tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:31 GMT
#39
now that is a good one KingMike
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24767 Posts
July 15 2010 01:38 GMT
#40
As most of you know immature flame wars are not permitted in threads on TL. Any other posts in this thread must be in regard to the beta contest setup by the OP.

Good luck! And no cheating plz ._.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
nalho
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States351 Posts
July 15 2010 01:40 GMT
#41
Ours Acid rips through the marines any day
We are chilling like a villain
This base is under our control, more treats for us
We rest underground while our wounds are healed
The next day, it’s another boring old process
But there’s something different this terran base . . .
Where did those Austrian robots come from?
This was never in the overlord’s instruction!
We try to hide underneath so we can’t be seen
But somehow it can sense us here and is blasting his cannons
We all fall apart in an instant
But whatever, we are very cost effective
i'm jung/i translate bw sometimes
1chibann
Profile Joined July 2010
2 Posts
July 15 2010 01:41 GMT
#42
since i can't update my post because i was banned for 2 days, i wanted to say you don't have to include me in the contest. i got on from the beta key thread, thanks to Jugan. REFRESHING THAT THREAD EVERY 30 SECS DOES WORK!
Flury
Profile Joined July 2010
United States16 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 01:56:26
July 15 2010 01:55 GMT
#43
I PRESENNTE, for your reading pleaƒure, three Starcraft-themed Limericks, one for each possible race as which one can play. Lo! Hark! Behold! I most humbly and abjectly do presennte a fourth, BONUS, Limerick, for your further ennjoye-ment and betterment. Good day gentlemenne, and ennjoye.

PROTOSS:
There once was a war-hardened zealot,
when he struck an opponent they felt it.
But then one sad day
Hellions came his way
It was within their blue flames that he melted.

TERRAN:
There was a Thor pilot named Ahnold,
to be with him was safe as a stronghold.
Fifty speedlings came fast
And he fought to the last,
Since then his exploits have been long told.

ZERG:
There once was a Nydus named Kraaaakxxglark,
The lings could pass through him in the dark.
Their claws in his tummy
Always felt kind of funny
But when they traverse his itch, it hits the mark.

BONUS LIMERICK:
There once was a man named Day9,
His skills and charisma, sublime.
Toward the end of each cast,
Count on him to say last,
With a turn of his head, "Let us divine..."
PM me ^^
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
July 15 2010 02:04 GMT
#44
Rarely on this forum do I put black to white, rather I have hid random opinions anonymously here. For I sense that I am as a gaijin roving a sacrosanct locale.

Bleh, I was going to do more but it wasn't lining up so beautifully so I'll just stop there.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
PKCarwash
Profile Joined July 2010
United States37 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 03:36:29
July 15 2010 02:08 GMT
#45
"Terran Rap"

My name is marine, i'm half man and half machine
got my stims, combat shield, say goodbye to your high yield
i'm jacked up and good to go, and i'm gonna steal the show
got some M&M action, i am just too pro


I'm the hellion blowin by, when you see me say goodbye
I am one hell of a fighter, toast you with my pre-igniter
like a vulture like a bat, my flamethrowers where its at
Blue flames burnin up the maps, got your workers under wraps
I'm flyin like the wind, I got all your units pinned
you cant try to run away because I am here to stay.


look up there! its a a bird its a plane!
I got my jetpac on and Reaper is my name
Jumpin all around, my harassment is profound
and i'm quick like a fox while abusin all yo rocks
watch em writhe to my "scythe", d-8 charges blastin by
you looking pretty grim, your chances getting slim

They call me Marauder, and you're all just cannon fodder
aint afraid, to invade, shootin nades you can't evade
Concussive shells'l slow ya, here just let me show ya
Im the toughest of the tough, and it was really nice to know ya


we're the terran and we're tearin' up the palce
gonna roll into your base,
make you look like a disgrace, cuz we pwn face

you prolly think that terran is OP, but we're just that good you see,
you got nothing on us now, so you might as well GG'

I could do more but I dont want to miss the deadline
Shinshin
Profile Joined November 2009
United States106 Posts
July 15 2010 02:15 GMT
#46
SIEGE TANKS TO THE RIGHT OF THEM!
SIEGE TANKS TO THE LEFT OF THEM!
SIEGE TANKS IN FRONT OF THEM!
VOLLEY AND TUNDA!
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
July 15 2010 02:59 GMT
#47
this games been around for quite a while now
movin on to sc2 is in style however
guys got a contest so i sent in my shit
to get that beta key with this hizzit

making zealots sentries and stalkers
how are yall gonna hopefully stop em
it aint happenin ill add 2 robotics
to rape up your base with my collossus

your petty marines and medivacs
are gonna get rolled by my relentless attack
i got +1, you're done for son,
my shits chargin in like it aint even fun

my void rays stay charged for days
and im gonna be so good i get paid
my force fields don't take away 2
they take away the wins right from you

so when youre trying to b.b.s.
just remember - i've been put to the test
i've seen 8 facts and facts at eight
but my gateways aint ever late

so give this key on over to me
so i can rape up some P.v.Z.
or PvT it don't matter to me
just please don't let it be PvP
because i don't like A.B.C.
this beats that, or you beat me
i play to win until the end with this beta key you'll give me friend



thanks in advance
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
ScruffDog
Profile Joined July 2010
4 Posts
July 15 2010 03:32 GMT
#48
Gratz Flury! Thanks John!
Flury
Profile Joined July 2010
United States16 Posts
July 15 2010 04:58 GMT
#49
Great Poems/raps, all, I enjoyed reading these as much as writing my own ^^

Gratz right back at you, ScruffDog!

And of course thanks John. U may be Crazy but this was a great idea!
PM me ^^
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