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sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
July 07 2010 02:37 GMT
#1
It is very hot
I no air conditioning
So I make haiku






What about you TL?

**
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
July 07 2010 02:40 GMT
#2
I'm speechless.
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
July 07 2010 02:45 GMT
#3
got herpes last night
from that ugly ass skank bitch
should have double wrapped
Deleted User 50491
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
721 Posts
July 07 2010 02:50 GMT
#4
I live on the top floor and have no fan (no cash) and no AC. No blinds either the fucking windows are so big I just moved in.
-Valor-
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States283 Posts
July 07 2010 02:55 GMT
#5
Waiting for beta
Real ID is retarded
Fuck Activision
TaaiJoeng
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Hong Kong164 Posts
July 07 2010 02:57 GMT
#6
On July 07 2010 11:45 Duke wrote:
got herpes last night
from that ugly ass skank bitch
should have double wrapped


Two condoms are bad.
It will cause friction and rip.
You should have beat her.
...but the parasites say NO!
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
July 07 2010 02:57 GMT
#7
cute girl next to me
i don't summon the courage
another chance lost
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
July 07 2010 02:57 GMT
#8
wow this thread degenerated super fast
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
Achromic
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
773 Posts
July 07 2010 03:00 GMT
#9
I have no AC
I managed to survive
I think you can too.
Blah
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
July 07 2010 03:03 GMT
#10
On July 07 2010 12:00 Ryoo wrote:
I have no AC
I managed to survive
I think you can too.

6 syllables buddy.
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
July 07 2010 03:03 GMT
#11
I have got AC
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
The bill will be huge.

(Yeah if it wasn't about heat, I would have come up with more 'insightful' ones...)
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
ZenDeX
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Philippines2916 Posts
July 07 2010 03:04 GMT
#12
AC is so bad
Causes the global warming
Our planet is fucked
Achromic
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
773 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 03:05:59
July 07 2010 03:05 GMT
#13
On July 07 2010 12:03 JadeFist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2010 12:00 Ryoo wrote:
I have no AC
I managed to survive
I think you can too.

6 syllables buddy.

Wtf managed isnt 3 syllables? QQQQQ
Blah
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
July 07 2010 03:06 GMT
#14
Korea last year:
Apartment had no AC
But I'm still alive.

Now on vacation:
At least the air works inside.
Outside - uh, stay in.
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | Dance, 성은, dance! | Killer FanKlub | Action sucks. | Storm Terran hwaiting.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
July 07 2010 03:07 GMT
#15
Canada fuck yea!

NSFW:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Jokes aside, I am feeling very comforible right now with my AC.


:]
RisingTide
Profile Joined December 2008
Australia769 Posts
July 07 2010 03:11 GMT
#16
Australian here
It's ten degrees centigrade
So fucking freezing
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
July 07 2010 03:12 GMT
#17
I'd rather go drive
At least there is A/C there
Gas prices too high
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
July 07 2010 03:21 GMT
#18
On July 07 2010 12:07 illu wrote:
Canada fuck yea!

NSFW:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Jokes aside, I am
feeling very comfortable right
now with my AC.


Fixed.
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | Dance, 성은, dance! | Killer FanKlub | Action sucks. | Storm Terran hwaiting.
KumquatExpress
Profile Joined October 2009
United States344 Posts
July 07 2010 03:25 GMT
#19
Thread is full of win,
I wish I could contribute
My A/C is fine.
Speedythinggoesin, speedythingcomesout.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
July 07 2010 03:25 GMT
#20
Trozz is very hot
I'd let him have my babies
Anytime he likes.
510Sushi
Profile Joined October 2008
Azerbaijan331 Posts
July 07 2010 03:26 GMT
#21
tyrannosaurus
telecommunication
refrigerator

....3 words suck it
i am the ghote
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 07 2010 03:27 GMT
#22
frozen bandana
my feet in an ice bucket
i am naked, smile
Each day gets better : )
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
July 07 2010 03:29 GMT
#23
I live in England
no one air conditioning
I make haiku too
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
July 07 2010 03:31 GMT
#24
I live in PA.
Here it really isn't hot
Dad thinks otherwise.
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
July 07 2010 03:34 GMT
#25
It is very hot
It is very very hot
It is very hot
:)
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 03:40:37
July 07 2010 03:37 GMT
#26
44 degrees
Have to bike 5 k's to work
Sun, go fuck yourself (EDIT, better flow )
How's the weather down there?
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
July 07 2010 03:38 GMT
#27
I live in Scotland
It is better than England
Haiku speaks the truth
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
-Valor-
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States283 Posts
July 07 2010 03:40 GMT
#28
You guys make me laugh
Stick your head in a freezer
Imagine winter
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3456 Posts
July 07 2010 03:42 GMT
#29
Haiku hijack time.
Was saving this for later,
This thread provoked it. ;D
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
July 07 2010 03:43 GMT
#30
Wow I'm going nuts
Almost done with Firefly
Beta hurry up.
Sup.
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
July 07 2010 03:46 GMT
#31
On July 07 2010 12:38 Reason wrote:
I live in Scotland
It is better than England
Haiku speaks the truth


Scotland is better
If your breakfast is whiskey
and eat cigarettes
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
July 07 2010 03:53 GMT
#32
AC is broken
I am so slowly melting
Soon I be puddle

Sc1pio
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States823 Posts
July 07 2010 04:02 GMT
#33
On July 07 2010 12:04 lolaloc wrote:
AC is so bad
Causes the global warming
Our planet is fucked


The planet is fine.
People, however, are fucked.
Let's get a new home!
"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, in the expert's there are few. " -Shunro Suzuki | fortuna fortes adiuvat
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 07 2010 04:21 GMT
#34
it is july but
it looks like the wintertime
ocean weather sucks
RIP Aaliyah
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
July 07 2010 04:42 GMT
#35
Smoke weed every day
Just like a chimney I puff
High I fly away
U Gotta Skate.
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
July 07 2010 04:47 GMT
#36
is this a haiku?
you don't find out 'til the end
oh fucking shit...
Retired BW Noob
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
July 07 2010 04:48 GMT
#37
is my poem good?
isn't very poetic
or am i just bad
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
July 07 2010 05:14 GMT
#38
it is really hot here
i sweat balls every day
i want to have sex
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
July 07 2010 06:51 GMT
#39
I have no AC
It's really nice anyway
California rocks.
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
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