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bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3701 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 21:22:12
June 10 2010 21:19 GMT
#1
Dear whoever this may concern,

It has come to my attention that this is my 500th post. It has also occurred to me that I have effectively doubled my post-count in the past four weeks or so due to a dramatic rise in my usage of teamliquid.net

I understand that this site provides for special needs, notably: posting random [progamer] pictures, getting distracted and a general ease to spend one's time away from one's work, because it is so much more enjoyable to live on TL.net than do work IRL.

My attention must finally be called to the fact that I have my final exams approaching post-haste, commencing in less than five days, and I have still not completed my course-work, let alone my studying. I am forced to reproach the creators and maintainers of this fine, virtual, establishment for having created such an awesome community that I am incapable of removing myself from it.

I therefore demand a ban be juxtaposed twixt mineself and my teamliquid account for the period of one week.





TL;DR Request 1-week temp.-ban for exams.



[Sorry I didn't have time to write it in anything but prose, and yes, I AM going to sign my post]


Thankfully [hopefully],
-bITt.mAN


[For a more interactive feel, and to allow 'some individuals' to raise their post0cout ^^]
Poll: Should This Guy Be Temp. Banned?

Ban his ass (37)
 
70%

Make him suffer, leave him be (16)
 
30%

53 total votes

Your vote: Should This Guy Be Temp. Banned?

(Vote): Ban his ass
(Vote): Make him suffer, leave him be



EDIT: Sorry for being an attention whore iNC, who should I PM, Hot_Bid?

User was temp banned for this post.

BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 10 2010 21:20 GMT
#2
PM in the future.

Don't be an attention whore.
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 21:24:12
June 10 2010 21:22 GMT
#3
Imo, let him stay unbanned, then ban him for 2 weeks after exams.

Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
June 10 2010 21:24 GMT
#4
You can just send a PM lol
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
June 10 2010 21:25 GMT
#5
Omg PokePill why so evil?
I voted for a ban. Sometimes we just need a little break, why not do it this way?
Forever Vulture.. :(
Tresh
Profile Joined March 2010
Argentina68 Posts
June 10 2010 21:27 GMT
#6
Ban his ass! And make it 2 weeks for being an attention whore :D
Huh?
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
June 10 2010 21:29 GMT
#7
FYI: Next time PM a moderator.
Also, you will still be able to read TL so you're fucked anyways.

See you and good luck on your exams.
Moderator
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
June 10 2010 21:30 GMT
#8
Good luck on exams.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
June 10 2010 21:31 GMT
#9
there's other evil stuff on the interwebs too btw
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
June 10 2010 21:31 GMT
#10
On June 11 2010 06:29 Chill wrote:
FYI: Next time PM a moderator.
Also, you will still be able to read TL so you're fucked anyways.

See you and good luck on your exams.

this is the biggest problem
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
June 10 2010 21:32 GMT
#11
You've got 500 posts in 15 months, now being able to post won't help you very much.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5660 Posts
June 10 2010 21:36 GMT
#12
didn't flamewheel post 500 times yesterday? i'm pretty sure he did
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
June 10 2010 21:39 GMT
#13
thank god i'm over the point where tl distracts me too much. or i'm over the point where procrastination is still an OPTION.
i'm not too sure.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
June 10 2010 21:42 GMT
#14
On June 11 2010 06:22 PokePill wrote:
Imo, let him stay unbanned, then ban him for 2 weeks after exams.



I love that your post count was 666 when you made this
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
June 10 2010 21:50 GMT
#15
You should block the whole TL.net in order not to be distracted. As Chill said, you will still be able to read stuff.
You may find "leechblock" useful, it's an add-on for firefox.
Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
June 10 2010 22:00 GMT
#16
Pull the plug. Easy peasy.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 10 2010 22:01 GMT
#17
On June 11 2010 06:20 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
PM in the future.

Don't be an attention whore.

This

but more than anything, this:
On June 11 2010 06:22 PokePill wrote:
Imo, let him stay unbanned, then ban him for 2 weeks after exams.

If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10894 Posts
June 10 2010 22:12 GMT
#18
lol.....pathetic
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
June 10 2010 22:13 GMT
#19
On June 11 2010 06:20 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
PM in the future.

Don't be an attention whore.


Yeah listen to him, he knows all about whoring attention.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
June 10 2010 22:37 GMT
#20
On June 11 2010 07:12 TelecOm1 wrote:
lol.....pathetic
Starcraft is a way of life =)

What...
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