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Oh peanut butter cookies. How I have such a love-hate relationship with you. When I have a hankering for you, you hit the spot just right. You know how to please. When I need my space, that's okay because you know how to give it. You don't pressure me into things I don't want to do. I feel safe with you.
The trouble comes when you're in a bag or other container with other cookies that aren't the same as you. It's like you have the flu and are sneezing all over the other cookies all the time. When I want to eat a chocolate chip cookie or oatmeal cookie that comes out of the same bag as you, I can taste your peanut butter flavor all over them. Why do you have to be so controlling, peanut butter cookie. I just want to spend some time with my other cookie friends, but there you are figuratively watching over my shoulder, on my tongue as I try to have fun with my buddy chocolate chip.
I think we need to spend some time apart. I'm sorry.
 
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I will gladly take said "cookies" off your hands 
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oh god peanut butter cookies are so amazing <3
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Its 3:30am and i have nothing to eat. i hate you T__T
+ Show Spoiler +i love peanut butter cookies though
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United States33360 Posts
On May 24 2010 17:31 Angra wrote:
Oh peanut butter cookies. How I have such a love-hate relationship with you. When I have a hankering for you, you hit the spot just right. You know how to please. When I need my space, that's okay because you know how to give it. You don't pressure me into things I don't want to do. I feel safe with you.
The trouble comes when you're in a bag or other container with other cookies that aren't the same as you. It's like you have the flu and are sneezing all over the other cookies all the time. When I want to eat a chocolate chip cookie or oatmeal cookie that comes out of the same bag as you, I can taste your peanut butter flavor all over them. Why do you have to be so controlling, peanut butter cookie. I just want to spend some time with my other cookie friends, but there you are figuratively watching over my shoulder, on my tongue as I try to have fun with my buddy chocolate chip.
I think we need to spend some time apart. I'm sorry.
fuck you, you're forcing me to make some right now 
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On May 24 2010 18:31 Waxangel wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2010 17:31 Angra wrote:
Oh peanut butter cookies. How I have such a love-hate relationship with you. When I have a hankering for you, you hit the spot just right. You know how to please. When I need my space, that's okay because you know how to give it. You don't pressure me into things I don't want to do. I feel safe with you.
The trouble comes when you're in a bag or other container with other cookies that aren't the same as you. It's like you have the flu and are sneezing all over the other cookies all the time. When I want to eat a chocolate chip cookie or oatmeal cookie that comes out of the same bag as you, I can taste your peanut butter flavor all over them. Why do you have to be so controlling, peanut butter cookie. I just want to spend some time with my other cookie friends, but there you are figuratively watching over my shoulder, on my tongue as I try to have fun with my buddy chocolate chip.
I think we need to spend some time apart. I'm sorry. fuck you, you're forcing me to make some right now
Just don't put them together with other cookies. Its peanut butter taint will get all over and they will all taste like peanut butter. ;(
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United States120 Posts
thats why they made zip lock bags
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I dont get this cookie obsession, is it that hard to control the urge? D:
And peanut butter cookies are meh.
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Yeah I think peanut butter is too strong a flavor for a cookie. And why would you mix cookies in a bag like that? 
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BUCK FUTTER
im hungry and you made me imagine some delicious PB cookies and i was all like ffff im hungrier now doesnt help that im high as balls
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
PB = the best, with anything <3
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On May 25 2010 00:46 FiBsTeR wrote:Yeah I think peanut butter is too strong a flavor for a cookie. And why would you mix cookies in a bag like that?
they were at my friend's house leftover from some meeting she went to, so they were all put in a bag together t_t at first I didnt even know there were peanut butter cookies in there, but once I ate a chocolate one I was like WAIT A MINUTE.. I CAN TASTE PEANUT BUTTER ON THIS and looked more carefully and there they were.
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Peanut butter cookies, they're serious business.
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