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d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
April 04 2010 07:56 GMT
#1
so i'm an english teacher at a junior high and ive been here for half a year and we've gotten an absurd number of kids (180) sign up for the afterschool english class when there's really only enough slots for 25 so that means i've had to cut 80 students and then recruit teachers from other schools to help us out which is no biggie i guess if i had experience with this kind of thing but i don't plus i speak korean well and i am korean american so i don't get to get away with being clumsy or stupid in my encounters and as such i've had to put up with a lot of angry vice principals asking me wtf i'm doing at their school recruiting teachers and shit. but it's ok cuz eventually i found 5 other teachers to work with me and we've been doing this afterschool program for the last month but the deal is that i've had to make lesson plans for all 4 classes including mine because these teachers are not the most motivated of individuals. even that's ok and i get mad props at my school for doing the shit i do and if you don't know, in korea props is like everything. so ok that's all good but now i got this bitch teacher who just quit on me complaining about her workload and during the whole time i want to tell her what about my workload motherfucker i'm here at school on a motherfucking sunday with beautiful weather on freaking easter sunday making lesson plans for your unmotivated ass and now u just want to quit. go fuck yourself you fat bitch is what i wanted to say but didnt but i have to wonder now why is nearly every white chick here so goddamn fat it's like all the fat rejects got together and decided let's go to korea but didnt' realize that the girls here literally starve themselves to get skinny and look sexy and as such having sexy legs is the norm and so wtf are you doing here wondering why guys dont like you. you can't say shit like oh guys are so shallow, not when you're in Korea you freakin liberal ladies, korea is the mufugin jungle and only the sexiest survive and you are definitly not sexy.

RAWR

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ShinyGerbil
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada519 Posts
April 04 2010 08:00 GMT
#2
5/5 would read again. i especially loved the satirical contrast between your position as an english teacher and the apparent lack of proficiency of such in your tone.

korea is the mufugin jungle.
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Inschato
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada1349 Posts
April 04 2010 08:01 GMT
#3
5/5 would read again. i especially loved the satirical contrast between your position as an english teacher and the apparent lack of proficiency of such in your tone.


That's exactly what I was thinking, but I was more tempted to ridicule him for it.
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Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
April 04 2010 08:03 GMT
#4
5/5 this was an enjoyable read, I especially liked your closing statement.
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d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
April 04 2010 08:03 GMT
#5
On April 04 2010 17:01 Inschato wrote:
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5/5 would read again. i especially loved the satirical contrast between your position as an english teacher and the apparent lack of proficiency of such in your tone.


That's exactly what I was thinking, but I was more tempted to ridicule him for it.


thx guys but tbh being an english teacher in korea is like being a running coach for fat kids: you don't necessarily have to be proficient, just better than the kids you're teaching
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GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
April 04 2010 08:12 GMT
#6
Rofl this is hilarious. haha =P
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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
April 04 2010 08:13 GMT
#7
[image loading]

Kwon Yuri survives, fo sho.
I feel your pain, teacher. Don't worry about the haters like her.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-04 08:15:47
April 04 2010 08:15 GMT
#8
Nvm wrong thread. Not LR! Sorry!
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
April 04 2010 08:18 GMT
#9
the only thing worse in this world than a fat woman is a fat woman with an attitude

fustigate that hippo, d_so
HEY MEYT
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
April 04 2010 08:20 GMT
#10
On April 04 2010 17:18 JohnColtrane wrote:
the only thing worse in this world than a fat woman is a fat woman with an attitude

fustigate that hippo, d_so


haha what does fustigate mean. and man i actually feel 5x better after doing this. thanks guys
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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
April 04 2010 08:20 GMT
#11
On April 04 2010 17:20 d_so wrote:
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On April 04 2010 17:18 JohnColtrane wrote:
the only thing worse in this world than a fat woman is a fat woman with an attitude

fustigate that hippo, d_so


haha what does fustigate mean. and man i actually feel 5x better after doing this. thanks guys

Haha to put it lightly, he wants you to smack that bitch upside the head with something heavy.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
April 04 2010 08:22 GMT
#12
On April 04 2010 17:20 flamewheel91 wrote:
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On April 04 2010 17:20 d_so wrote:
On April 04 2010 17:18 JohnColtrane wrote:
the only thing worse in this world than a fat woman is a fat woman with an attitude

fustigate that hippo, d_so


haha what does fustigate mean. and man i actually feel 5x better after doing this. thanks guys

Haha to put it lightly, he wants you to smack that bitch upside the head with something heavy.


lol. btw i stared at that gif for about 5 minutes.
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5660 Posts
April 04 2010 08:22 GMT
#13
On April 04 2010 17:15 flamewheel91 wrote:
Nvm wrong thread. Not LR! Sorry!


how many times are you gonna do that?
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JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
April 04 2010 08:24 GMT
#14
On April 04 2010 17:20 d_so wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2010 17:18 JohnColtrane wrote:
the only thing worse in this world than a fat woman is a fat woman with an attitude

fustigate that hippo, d_so


haha what does fustigate mean. and man i actually feel 5x better after doing this. thanks guys


"1. (transitive) To hit someone with a club.
2. (figuratively) To harshly criticize someone."

i suggest option 1
HEY MEYT
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 04 2010 08:24 GMT
#15
LOL! i hope youre not fat or this would be so ironic
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
April 04 2010 08:31 GMT
#16
therlotsa fat white broads in asia teaching english. they wonder why the go home at night and eat chocolate and cry and why no man wants them... its because asian box is sideways and also that you are fat and when we do it i smell bacon.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
April 04 2010 08:35 GMT
#17
On April 04 2010 17:03 d_so wrote:
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On April 04 2010 17:01 Inschato wrote:
5/5 would read again. i especially loved the satirical contrast between your position as an english teacher and the apparent lack of proficiency of such in your tone.


That's exactly what I was thinking, but I was more tempted to ridicule him for it.


thx guys but tbh being an english teacher in korea is like being a running coach for fat kids: you don't necessarily have to be proficient, just better than the kids you're teaching

lol that's so bad yet so funny.
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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
April 04 2010 08:36 GMT
#18
what if all you guys are wrong? what if she's been working so hard to lose the extra weight and that jerk d_so has been assigning so much work, she can't even get to the gym? what if she gets diabetes because YOU let so many god damn kids in the class?
phase
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States399 Posts
April 04 2010 08:36 GMT
#19
dude why are u all haters, i love this style of writing. 5/5
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-04 08:37:30
April 04 2010 08:37 GMT
#20
LOL if you're an English teacher at least remember to use some more full stops next time.my lungs almost bursted.
anyway good read. 5/5.it's good to see people being so dedicated to what they do.
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