EPTOn December 01 2009 10:04 floor exercise wrote:
YBIA
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hahah
Why MLIA beats FML (IMO) - Page 2
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On December 01 2009 10:59 Archaic wrote: This is definitely fabricated, but it's funny nonetheless: Yup. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
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Average, nbtnbt5, average. | ||
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blue_arrow
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these are some of my favorite ones; and yeah some of them are parodies of FML: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA. Today, I received my passport in the mail. I checked the birthdate. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the correct day for 16 years. MLIA. + Show Spoiler + Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML Today I realized that my daughters have bigger boobs than me. It's okay though because I'm their Dad. MLIA. Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA. Last night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt unprotected from somthing hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets. MLIA Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing" MLIA Today I had rice. I'm asian. MLIA Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA. Today, the whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall. MLIA Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA. | ||
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d3_crescentia
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On December 01 2009 11:21 blue_arrow wrote: i try not to fuck my life too much, therefore my life is average these are some of my favorite ones; and yeah some of them are parodies of FML: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA. Today, I received my passport in the mail. I checked the birthdate. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the correct day for 16 years. MLIA. + Show Spoiler + Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML Today I realized that my daughters have bigger boobs than me. It's okay though because I'm their Dad. MLIA. Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA. Last night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt unprotected from somthing hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets. MLIA Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing" MLIA Today I had rice. I'm asian. MLIA Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA. Today, the whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall. MLIA Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA. These are actually pretty witty, but they're all either takes on FML or things that have been already pointed out to be ridiculous. | ||
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Always
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Loanshark
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blue_arrow
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On December 01 2009 16:14 d3_crescentia wrote: These are actually pretty witty, but they're all either takes on FML or things that have been already pointed out to be ridiculous. how are any of them ridiculous...?!? i'm assuming you mean unbelievable or untrustworthy here... average lives are anything but ridiculous lol | ||
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Boblion
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Most if not all are fakes anyway. | ||
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