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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 28 2009 02:46 GMT
#21
lmao
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
September 28 2009 03:02 GMT
#22
19 age sounds kinda weird.

drinking age at 21 is really lame though :|
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
September 28 2009 04:11 GMT
#23
If you have insurance maybe see a doctor to make sure the multiple tazings did not affect your heart or other vital organs.
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
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United States1001 Posts
September 28 2009 04:14 GMT
#24
AA meetings are really good. the people there are very down to earth and very welcoming just as long you come in with a good attitude. go to a few of them and just see what you think. worst comes to worst- it looks good for when you go to court.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 28 2009 04:23 GMT
#25
On September 28 2009 13:11 weaksauce wrote:
If you have insurance maybe see a doctor to make sure the multiple tazings did not affect your heart or other vital organs.

i would have been dead long long ago if i had any health issues
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
September 28 2009 04:36 GMT
#26
On September 28 2009 11:11 chrisb wrote:
its 18 in alberta, sucka

Nice first post, Bro.

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Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
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Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
September 28 2009 07:30 GMT
#27
On September 28 2009 13:23 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 13:11 weaksauce wrote:
If you have insurance maybe see a doctor to make sure the multiple tazings did not affect your heart or other vital organs.

i would have been dead long long ago if i had any health issues


He said affect, not like compounded on top of an old health issue. Tazers can create entirely new problems.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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