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Pick Your Game: TvZ #4

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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 16 2009 00:25 GMT
#1
Situation #4:

Despite the fact that you only actually saw one evolution chamber, you conclude that there are two evolution chambers and that the Zerg is rushing Ultras.
You suddenly realize that you have to pee, and rather than typing "pp" you decide to send all of your units for a massive all-in attack on the Zerg before the Ultras are out. Your mass SCV stack + marine medic push gets spotted by obvious overlord. Unfortunately, the zerg doesn't appear to have made any lings, and as you scan him you see 3 drones frantically planting down creep colonies.
Your SCV + marine army arrives and begins fusion cuttering away at his sunken line. You lose quite a few SCVs, especially when he drills you with drones, but your firebat wipes out a considerable amount of drones and morphing lings. You break the sunkens and start attacking his hatchery, but now mutas are out. You manage to shoot one down before they stack up, but then your little marine squad dies to the muta, although you kill 2 more before they succumb. Meanwhile, you have been spam-attacking with your scvs on the hatchery, and it explodes as the muta try to pick them off.

Unfortunately for you, you are down to something like 10 scvs, and have about 8 marines and 2 medics. You did manage to take out a lot of stuff, but you don't know if he has a third yet.

You see the mutas kill your last scv at his base and head for yours. You piss your pants.

Income: 6
Production: 2
Unit Count: 20/44 (8 Marines)
Tech Level: 1
Map Control: Low
Upgrades:1/1

Do you:
A) Type pp, pause the game, and run to get new pants.
B) Ignore the piss and turret whore like you never have before.
C) Mass marines, like you should have in the first place, by adding another rax and pumping them.
D) Just remake SCVs, confident that your little marine force can handle the incoming mutas.
E) Type GG and see what you can do about your soiled pants.

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Poll: What do you do?
(Vote): A) Type pp, pause the game, and run to get new pants.
(Vote): B) Ignore the piss and turret whore like you never have before.
(Vote): C) Mass marines, like you should have in the first place, by adding another rax and pumping them.
(Vote): D) Just remake SCVs, confident that your little marine force can handle the incoming mutas.
(Vote): E) Type GG and see what you can do about your soiled pants.



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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 16 2009 00:37 GMT
#2
bump
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
251
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1401 Posts
September 16 2009 00:38 GMT
#3
nothing happens til I get a change of pants. Nothing. I mean seriously.
"If you can chill..........then chill."
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
September 16 2009 00:39 GMT
#4
Marines! we got the mighty 1/1 puny mutas can't stop those.
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
September 16 2009 00:42 GMT
#5
huh. rine up i guess`
cw)minsean(ru
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 16 2009 00:57 GMT
#6
20 moare votessss
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 16 2009 01:35 GMT
#7
screw it this is clearly going down hill

last one for now then im going to sleep
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
September 16 2009 01:41 GMT
#8
How many of these have you done today?
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
September 16 2009 02:06 GMT
#9
Damn, I'm such a dumbass today that I might actually admit that I'm a dumbass.
Writer
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
September 16 2009 02:07 GMT
#10
LOL epic misread of TvZ #3. roflll
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
September 16 2009 02:08 GMT
#11
I blame it all on oxidized! Your comment confused my already-half-retarded brain!
Writer
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
September 16 2009 02:09 GMT
#12
Why can't we combine turreting and producing marines :[
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Macavenger
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1132 Posts
September 16 2009 04:33 GMT
#13
On September 16 2009 11:09 BanZu wrote:
Why can't we combine turreting and producing marines :[

Because people suicided 2/3 of our SCVs in the last one obv
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