EPTSup TL. I just had a dream and this time I didn't meet god or whoever, instead I met someone even better.
It starts out where I'm going to this funeral. The church is an ancient one in the middle of some city, and it's closed casket. It's for a really old guy who didn't ever get a name, but I knew everyone there at the funeral. At some point I need to get away, and I walk away from everybody. Then I find this place off in a remote section where the wall is missing, and its covered by a gritty metal mesh. I hear noises, so I tear the mesh off and sneak down the hallway.
There is a man who is completely pale white slamming the ground with his palms, and he's incessantly screaming at the top of his lungs. He's just moving crazy, so I sneak out and leave. When I get back up to the funeral some mishap led everybody to find out the coffin was empty.
I realize the man I just saw is the joker. Not the heath ledger joker, or the cartoon, by my version. And he's completely fucking insane and kind of brutal. There's just that sense to him he knows what he's going to do, but nobody else does. And even he's not quite that sure
Fast-forward: In my high school theres this place where the only entrance was an alleyway, and that was covered by a fence. Theres a big "hole" in the school where hallways and rooms just go around it. There are no windows, doors, or any way to see what's back there. I never knew what was there.
In my dream, crime has basically stopped. Batman has made the city clean, so I was walking around. I hopped the fence and found this giant place back there. It was named "The Hitchcock Facility". I'm walking along until I find the joker. He's tearing posts off a fence and hurling them around. He's pissed because batman keeps beating him. So I decide I'm gonna help him..I walk up to him and go "You have a minute?"
"I've got an hour." He stops tearing stuff off. I talk to him, let him know I'll help him beat batman once so the city goes back to normal. So we're both walking off, about to trunce batman and right then my roommate's really loud alarm clock goes off. It blares a random radio station and the particular one it chose was playing some real heavy metal. I woke up feeling like a badass because the ending to my dream was like a movie, music and all.
I'm not sure if this dream means I'd help evil to bring things back to normal or if I'd just do it for my own amusement.
But I can tell you the most important thing I learned: I'm down with the joker.
