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turtles do fart, and their farts smell bad

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starflash
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
190 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-18 22:22:49
August 18 2009 22:16 GMT
#1
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

one of the best websites ive seen for a long time. very very funny.

the volume of the gas can be overwhelming if one is unfortunate enough to be near a farting horse indoors


What is the best position for farting?
(Question submitted by Dylan)
That depends on what you are trying to achieve.


*
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
August 18 2009 22:31 GMT
#2
Do men fart more than women?
No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than
most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of
fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.
      I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women
must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do
.

Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts?
I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. Scientific
studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of
odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume.
The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both),
so the odor is about the same.

Contradiction!
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
starflash
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
190 Posts
August 18 2009 22:40 GMT
#3
not a thats not a contradiction
we're taking into consideration already that men are larger than woman
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
August 18 2009 22:46 GMT
#4
No, it's not.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
broz0rs
Profile Joined July 2008
United States2294 Posts
August 18 2009 22:55 GMT
#5
On August 19 2009 07:31 qrs wrote:
Show nested quote +
Do men fart more than women?
No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than
most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of
fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.
      I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women
must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do
.

Show nested quote +
Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts?
I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. Scientific
studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of
odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume.
The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both),
so the odor is about the same.

Contradiction!


phoenix wright skills right here
broz0rs
Profile Joined July 2008
United States2294 Posts
August 18 2009 22:55 GMT
#6
On August 19 2009 07:46 qrs wrote:
No, it's not.


more like Objection!
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-18 23:02:24
August 18 2009 22:59 GMT
#7
Extremely funny, if you're 15...
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
August 18 2009 23:07 GMT
#8
On August 19 2009 07:59 TheFoReveRwaR wrote:
Extremely funny, if you're 15...

Erm, should I be embarrassed to admit that I found it funny (and informative) even though I'm 24? The subject is somewhat scatological, true, but the presentation is sophisticated enough for me to find it amusing. (At the risk of being pedantic, most attempts to analyze humor conclude that it results from a perceived incongruity, which in this case is between the usually puerile subject matter and the serious, even scientific treatment of it.)
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
August 18 2009 23:38 GMT
#9
To each their own. But as far as the "informative" part most of the info was either completely incorrect or incomplete.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
August 19 2009 00:13 GMT
#10
Women do not fart, burp, belch, snore, sweat, or poop, Therfore they must bitch. Or they will explode.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
August 19 2009 00:14 GMT
#11
On August 19 2009 08:38 TheFoReveRwaR wrote:
To each their own. But as far as the "informative" part most of the info was either completely incorrect or incomplete.

Don't just leave me hanging, then--inform me better! Which of the info was incorrect?
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
August 19 2009 00:59 GMT
#12
"morning thunder" was a pretty funny term
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 19 2009 01:50 GMT
#13
Morning thunder LOL
Peace~
SatouxKisei
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
233 Posts
August 19 2009 01:59 GMT
#14
On August 19 2009 09:13 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Women do not fart, burp, belch, snore, sweat, or poop, Therfore they must bitch. Or they will explode.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803422
lol
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
August 19 2009 03:48 GMT
#15
I disapprove of this entire thread.
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
August 19 2009 03:53 GMT
#16
in fact, you all should go play in traffic. go
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
August 19 2009 11:37 GMT
#17
On August 19 2009 12:53 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
in fact, you all should go play in traffic. go

Apparently you fart? Did you know that?
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
August 19 2009 11:39 GMT
#18
On August 19 2009 20:37 TheFoReveRwaR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2009 12:53 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
in fact, you all should go play in traffic. go

Apparently you fart? Did you know that?

Also, those farts smell bad.
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