EPT1. This may contain spoilers from last night's Starcraft Proleague Playoffs Semi-Final match between OZ vs CJ so.... if you're like "OMG, SPOILERS" then I suggest you run away as soon as you see this, wash your face about 5 times, then go to either my stream, mystlord stream or youtube.com to watch yesterday's Proleague matches before coming here again!
2. Now, this thread and OP may be overwhelming for some of you here of those who have a weak or imperfect heart. If you are such a person, please understand that I am not responsible of what you will see and read in a few moments and that if you so happened to go on an ambulance, you will most likely miss today's proleague match in which you will probably cry in your sleep for the next few days.
3. Lastly, I will say this once more that I am in no way being bias whatsoever for my views of today's modern world and society is centrist/moderate/neutral and that includes Starcraft Progamers and Proleague for most parts....... but I am a SKT1 fan.....
Author's Note: Now guys, since we cleared all that up, I first want to thank many many people in TL for able to support me and help me come into a decision to create an OP again after my previous former days as a LR OP where I was sure I would not make another OP ever again. I also like to thank kona-kun, mystlord, smix, NeverGG, Realpenguin, Murdonik, NeverV and many many others for all the times you helped me and..... umm.... stealing some perfect info from your threads to make this perfect thread possible... ^_^
Now, let's begin shall we?
Perfectman: Your average Perfect Protoss player.... or the PERFECT BONJWA??!
![[image loading]](http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/perfect_man_ver2.jpg)
Unfortunately,
PerfectMan was too perfect to not have a single picture for me to use atm.... such perfection...
Unfortunately,
PerfectMan was too perfect to not have a single picture for me to use atm.... such perfection...So who is this
PerfectMan (Kim Tae Gyun)? Well just simply click on the link and find out who this perfect boy is! He is definitely a perfect protoss player of our time, the one who executed perfect plays, made a perfect ceremony, had a perfect ointment to smell and possibly the perfect bonjwa to come! And best of all, he's in a perfect team of team Jaedong!"Kim Tae Gyun, the future hope of the Protoss hope and perfect progamer of today."
-Some anonymous crazy fanboy
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/images/players/599.jpg)
-Some anonymous crazy fanboy
Last night, on day 1 of August as well as the first televised debut match of this perfect progamer, a certain boy completely destroyed and utterly raped a respectable veteran known for his aggressiveness with a title known as the "berserker", by creating a perfect build that allowed him to become more aggressive than his opponent himself executing such perfect timing and perfect micro that allowed him to grant his perfect victory!
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/images/players/129.jpg)
First Target:
Iris, aka "Berserker"
First Target:
Iris, aka "Berserker"Lately with all these protoss falling left and right, the once glorious 6 dragons down to one, the golden age of protoss completely obliterated and become this age of the overmind and the swarm, there are two players among the mist that is still pulling up a fight to regain the protoss might and strength. Two, that's right, there are still two protoss players remaining in the throne and power, we're talking
Bisu and PerfectMan!![[image loading]](http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3123/perfecthiya.jpg)
Perfectman smiling along with... wait a minute... that isn't Bisu! Magickarp???
Let's face it, anyone with their eyes and mind into the current society of Proleagues and Starcraft Progaming can see that
Stork, BeSt, Kal, free, JangBi and many other Protoss players have fallen toward the might of the swarm and a occasional beatings from the terran race. In these misty times of global economic crisis and hardship, Protoss players have fallen, Zerg players rose up, and Terrans are still in their well-being middle class. With the likes of these mighty morphing tigers of seven consisting of 
Jaedong, YellOw[ArnC], EffOrt, ZerO, Calm, Kwanro, and type-b, what chance can you say the other races have at the moment?10%? 20%? Possibly 0%?!?!?!?!
Nope, you're all wrong! There's still a great a chance for the protoss race! (idk about terran... let's leave them out for now....) Now, why did I say this? I mean "geez, they're completely outnumbered, overunned, and overmanned by these zergs!" That's where this newcomer
PerfectMan comes in!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rBqN33TVMs
"Take a look at this if you haven't done so already! Your thoughts and mind will completely turn around 180 after this plays of perfection!"
"Take a look at this if you haven't done so already! Your thoughts and mind will completely turn around 180 after this plays of perfection!"
See what I mean? Sure, it wasn't a pvz nor pvp where his true test will lies in the future, but his very first televised match was a pvt! And not just that but, besides what he has delivered us that day, he did not fail to deliver the one thing that is important to us all. Ceremony.
![[image loading]](http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5707/perfectman2.gif)
What a baller.
Something Bisu himself have not done and certainly not on his debut match as well. Not amazed yet? Still not amused nor impressed of our perfect fellow? Well let's take a look at some graphs shall we??
...sorry....
...graphs....
...not....
...out....
....yet....
(Edit: Since a mod has blocked and locked this thread for further posting, I decided not to post any graphs at all anymore.....
)Alright, so how's that? No good? Hmm... you're a tough fellow to convince aren't ya? Well, let's go to his stats:
vT: 1-0 (100.00%) | Last 10 (old -> recent): W
Oh my gosh, what, 100%!?!?!?! Why.... how is that possible?!?!
Oh my gosh, what, 100%!?!?!?! Why.... how is that possible?!?!
Alright, maybe those stats didn't convince you at all since he only played one terran, but let's get some facts down:
1.
PerfectMan is in the SAME team with Jaedong!!!!! In other words, the perfect vZ practice partner!!!!I think that's enough facts for today. So guys, what do you think? Do you believe in the protoss messiah? The
sAviOr of today and tomorrow? The perfect player we all been looking for?? Well, fear not, because what's yet to seen will be all revealed and come to us all by the name of one single individual: PerfectManFinishing Editor's Note: I was half asleep creating this thread last night so mistakes are assumed and I'm trying to get the graph down as soon as I figure out how to make one... No, I am not in denial, and if you do not believe my words, you sir, are in denial yourself.
Edit: Since this thread got locked, I realized there's no point for me making several graphs to go along with this thread so.... oh well...
