EPTI pretty much died watching these.
#1
First of all, the first thing they call "pimp" in this one is seeing a shuttle and mass storms storming mass drones in a FASTEST map. Yet you have no idea how the shuttle got there. Nor did you see any defense the zerg had. Then you see pure marines with about 7 scvs in a drone drill attacking 8 sunkins.
I dunno about you, but as a person coming from TL.net and doing things like that in probably 45% of my TvZ's??? Then yet again another Shot of SCV's being stormed, yet you have no idea how the shuttles got there. At least this time you can see some of the Terrans defense. Not gonna comment on the whole thing but..
*Highlight of this video: at around 1:09 This zerg lets 2 then 3 probes kill his workers, and doesn't attempt to defend himself, but instead just switches out the probes for a fresh one. Or tries to anyway. Dunno about you but I was really fucking annoyed by that.
#2
What the fuck is up with this music choice in these movies ROFL. Okay scene one shows the incredible reaction times of both players. HOLY JESUS THAT MICRO WAS SICK EH?
Scene 2 just pisses me off to hell. was the terran afk these first two scenes or what?
Okay scene 3 convinces me they are playing with a set of "rules" dubbed "NR 20". One of the next scenes is with a terran with cloaked wraiths flying into a protoss base who has about fucking 20 HT and gets fucked up... ... ... OH MY FUCKING GOD STORM THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING NEWBIE. No he fucking stasis's them and then proceeds to wait till they are all unstasised to fucking COMPLETELY MISS STORMING WRAITHS THAT ARN'T EVEN MOVING.
ARUGGGGGGGGGG.
Ok next scene is what the director of the movie would like to describe as "Micro Madness" which is 1 vult killing 3 zealots with move back then attack command. Shit, If tl would put that in PP plays, we'd have to call newbies like exalted boxer.
#3
Lol, Now I like RHCP's but it makes the movie have an even more noob atmosphere because RHCP and BW does not mix.
This guy has a BLAZING 30 apm and he also save time being very efficent by quereing up 3 scvs in his BGH main at once!
Personally If I was one of his SCV's I'd be so fucking bored id ask a marine for some of his crack to smoke. HOLY SHIT let me improve on my already 100% godly economy with a CC thats so fucking far away that it doesn't do anything.
Make more SCVS? why the fuck would you need more that fast anyway. "Now its time to make my base!!!11". This is Star craft, which is blood shedding competitive mayhem. Not sim city. There should be no make a base, only DEMOLISH.
Nice Barracks spacing, what is this War Craft II?
Lol, His next little advisory is totally enthralling, "Now its time to own some stupid half smart noobs". I say "Ditto, champ".
*Highlight of this Video: Well he owned anus and he got crappy score!
These guys have the most unique and gosu looking names ever, Savior eat your fucking heart out. I'd like to thank these players in there honor, they made my day. I'v never laughed so fucking hard, and also been so pissed at the same time with rapid sways of emotion.
Thanks to: II_MIKE_II, ICE_MAN, DESTROYER_17, and last but not least Stone-Ax.
Good Day
I SAID GOOD DAY!
Edit: Yeah I was being sarcastic 100% if you could not tell
TPR FOR LYFE NIGGA's!
