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Kim Jong Tassadar
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States44 Posts
January 30 2010 20:59 GMT
#1
So I decided that TL needs some Chuck Norris Jokes...

Races
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Chuck Norris can make SCVs from larva


Dark Archons
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Chuck Norris' probes can use mind control


Jaedong
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Chuck Norris can beat Jaedong with a worker rush proxy command center build...+ Show Spoiler +
as Zerg



Scouts
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Scouts actually work for Chuck Norris


Broodlings
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Chuck Norris' broodlings have Yamto Cannons


Battle Royal
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Chuck Norris can win as Terran against Zerg on Battle Royal


5pool
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Chuck Norris' late game strategy is to 5pool


Team Liquid
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Chuck Norris can use Tdotkrazy's account and not get banned


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Bonus joke that doesn't make sense and resulted from mental defication
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TossGirl
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Chuck Norris uses a Zealot as a condom when he screws TossGirl



Now let your creativity go to work. Mine has done enough damage.
Tyler Sash for Thorpe, Ricky Stanzi for Heisman
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
January 30 2010 21:12 GMT
#2
Chuck Norris can't make dragoons because his zealot's never die
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-30 21:15:44
January 30 2010 21:15 GMT
#3
painfully unfunny
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
January 30 2010 21:20 GMT
#4
ok..
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-30 21:25:40
January 30 2010 21:22 GMT
#5
Thank god for OP. The one thing the internet needs is more jokes about Chuck Norris.

Oh and these aren't really jokes. A Chuck Norris SC joke would be something like: After watching Walker Texas Ranger, Reach changed his race from Protoss to Chuck Norris.

You have to combine an irritating meme with a cultural reference to produce a cloyingly predictable joke.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 30 2010 21:22 GMT
#6
This is horrible...
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
January 30 2010 21:23 GMT
#7
Oh my! I've fallen and landed in 2001!
Chains none
F.A.O.D.
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
100 Posts
January 30 2010 21:24 GMT
#8
OMFG these are so funny ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
ㅅ_ㅅ;;
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
January 30 2010 21:24 GMT
#9
On January 31 2010 06:15 minus_human wrote:
painfully unfunny

Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
January 30 2010 21:29 GMT
#10
Lol I actually finished them... I would describe them as anti comedy, like Freddy Got Fingered or that guy you hang around with that noone likes, who won't leave you alone and still tells Chuck Norris jokes and thinks M. Night Shyamalan is a great director.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
January 30 2010 21:31 GMT
#11
On January 31 2010 05:59 Kim Jong Tassadar wrote:
So I decided that TL needs some Chuck Norris Jokes...


It doesn't.
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