Chuck Norris

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Kim Jong Tassadar

United States44 Posts

January 30 2010 20:59 GMT

So I decided that TL needs some Chuck Norris Jokes...

Races
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Chuck Norris can make SCVs from larva

Dark Archons
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Chuck Norris' probes can use mind control

Jaedong
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Chuck Norris can beat Jaedong with a worker rush proxy command center build...+ Show Spoiler +

as Zerg

Scouts
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Scouts actually work for Chuck Norris

Broodlings
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Chuck Norris' broodlings have Yamto Cannons

Battle Royal
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Chuck Norris can win as Terran against Zerg on Battle Royal

5pool
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Chuck Norris' late game strategy is to 5pool

Team Liquid
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Chuck Norris can use Tdotkrazy's account and not get banned

Bonus
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Bonus joke that doesn't make sense and resulted from mental defication
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TossGirl
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Chuck Norris uses a Zealot as a condom when he screws TossGirl

Now let your creativity go to work. Mine has done enough damage.

BlackJack

United States10574 Posts

January 30 2010 21:12 GMT

Chuck Norris can't make dragoons because his zealot's never die

minus_human

4784 Posts

January 30 2010 21:15 GMT

painfully unfunny

da_head

Canada3350 Posts

January 30 2010 21:20 GMT

ok..

Piy

Scotland3152 Posts

January 30 2010 21:22 GMT

Thank god for OP. The one thing the internet needs is more jokes about Chuck Norris.

Oh and these aren't really jokes. A Chuck Norris SC joke would be something like: After watching Walker Texas Ranger, Reach changed his race from Protoss to Chuck Norris.

You have to combine an irritating meme with a cultural reference to produce a cloyingly predictable joke.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

January 30 2010 21:22 GMT

This is horrible...

LordWeird

United States3411 Posts

January 30 2010 21:23 GMT

Oh my! I've fallen and landed in 2001!

F.A.O.D.

100 Posts

January 30 2010 21:24 GMT

OMFG these are so funny ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

inReacH

Sweden1612 Posts

January 30 2010 21:24 GMT

On January 31 2010 06:15 minus_human wrote:
painfully unfunny

Piy

Scotland3152 Posts

January 30 2010 21:29 GMT

#10

Lol I actually finished them... I would describe them as anti comedy, like Freddy Got Fingered or that guy you hang around with that noone likes, who won't leave you alone and still tells Chuck Norris jokes and thinks M. Night Shyamalan is a great director.

EvilTeletubby

Baltimore, USA22259 Posts

January 30 2010 21:31 GMT

#11

On January 31 2010 05:59 Kim Jong Tassadar wrote:
So I decided that TL needs some Chuck Norris Jokes...

It doesn't.

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