EPT[NSFW] Happy Birthday EvilTeletubby! - Page 3
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love1another
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evanthebouncy!
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Flyingsnow
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from your noob for life student "damit shar micro!" Is ingrained in my memory for life. Have a great one! | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11603 Posts
Happy Birthday! Don't move too far away so we can't LAN it up and get Korean Barbecue again! | ||
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leejas
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s.a.y
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On April 16 2010 13:11 EvilTeletubby wrote: Pic totally works. i agree. congrats! HB! | ||
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flamewheel
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FuDDx
United States5018 Posts
A shotgun for you for your shotgun wedding!! joking. You two need to come visit Arizona, we have real cowboys here......its not that cool. ![[image loading]](http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/FuDDx/2009_053115thapril0034.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/FuDDx/2009_053115thapril0033.jpg) | ||
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Prof. Protoss
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Impervious
Canada4222 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it. You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you. | ||
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Chupacabra(UCSD)
Mexico225 Posts
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konadora
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
On April 16 2010 17:48 Flyingsnow wrote: Happy Birthday Lyle ! from your noob for life student "damit shar micro!" Is ingrained in my memory for life. Have a great one!Hahahahaha, I don't remember that at all but it sounds like something I'd say. You had like AWESOME macro but just a-moved your troops into oblivion. On April 16 2010 17:52 CaucasianAsian wrote: Lyle you are fucking awesome. Happy Birthday! Don't move too far away so we can't LAN it up and get Korean Barbecue again! Ugh! Problem is if we get the house, I'm moving even further away. I wish you guys lived closer to me.  On April 17 2010 00:14 FuDDx wrote: Happy birthday sir!!! A shotgun for you for your shotgun wedding!! joking. You two need to come visit Arizona, we have real cowboys here......its not that cool. Words cannot express how awesome you are sir. On April 17 2010 01:47 lMPERVlOUS wrote: Happy Birthday! + Show Spoiler + Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it. You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you. LOL, I remember this. | ||
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LuDwig-
Italy1143 Posts
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