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Why StarTale-Yoe Flash Wolves will win 2015 Proleague!
Oh fuck yes, ‘tis the season again. Everyone’s favorite team league is back. This year’s best part? StarTale is one of the teams competing. Together with Yoe they will definitely be one of the top contenders for 2015’s version of Proleague. And I’m going to tell you why.
The deciders
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Life
Undoubtedly StarTale’s ace player. This enfant terrible is the epitome of perfection. The Zergling micro, the Mutalisk control, the endless aggression and the master of adaption. They say he’s the third coming of Nestea, but to me he’s the first coming of perfectionism. One of his biggest admirers calls him “unMKPlike”, which I can definitely agree with. As 2014’s Blizzcon champion and best Zerg in the world, I cannot see him dropping games in Proleague.
Don’t believe me? Here’s him ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING the one who people call God (lolflash).
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Bomber
Back from his mission to destroy American competition, and driven by Red Bull’s money, Bomber is ready to annihilate Korea. He has decided to take the role of player/coach this season, which is even scarier than being just a player. Bomber’s wisdom and charisma influencing players like Life, Hack, San and Leenock? Rest in absolute pieces, Proleague competition. And with his biggest fan Shellshock1122 right behind him, he will bow to no man.
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San
The man, the mountain, sad no more. Zerg’s are shitting in their pants right now. San’s zealots are the reason Razer is still profitable, as the rage of facing these have destroyed many keyboards and mice. His Zealots will come crashing down on every player, forcing them to misplace their expansions and feel those things he felt when he was called SadZenith. San has just qualified for SSL, where he’ll play that dirty Prime player (who won’t stand a chance). Of course he won’t lose this, and he’ll use this win as momentum to both destroy people in Proleague and in SSL.
Prediction for this season: San won’t lose a PvZ.
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Leenock
Oh you little cutie pie. May your burrowed Banelings strike fear into the hearts of your opponents. May your surrounds cuddle the competition to dead. May you dance Gangnam Style all over your opponent’s tears. With a relatively “lackluster” year (3rd-4th place at DreamHack), He is hungry for more crabs and scallops (which is apparently with octopuses eat). Leenock is able to take down anyone on a good day. Plus he’s the cutest and most handsome one of the bunch.
The Solid Backbone
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First of all there is IPL champion
aLive. Once the God of TvT, now the God of Darkhorse. He finished second in the recent Dragon Invitational, so he’s a force to be reckoned with.Then we have
Curious, known for being the all trusty gatekeeper of Code S and ZvT God. He qualified again for GSL this season to read everyone’s talent and recognize if they’re worthy for Code S. He’s a force to be reckoned with.Ian proved in 2014 he is a top 3 Taiwanese player and a top foreigner by getting to the semifinals of the Taiwan Open (beat both DeParture and Jaedong). Definitely a force to be reckoned with.Pet is another one of those talented ZeNEX players (RIP ZeNEX). And a force to be reckoned withHack. Hack is wack. A force to be reckoned with.The Wildcards
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Has is … Wait, Has, what are you doing![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/1bsTFH8.png)
Uuuh
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So yeah RIP competition
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