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MrMotionPicture
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4327 Posts
December 24 2010 20:31 GMT
#21
That was great! :D
"Elvis Presley" | Ret was looking at my post in the GSL video by Artosis. | MMA told me I look like Juanfran while we shared an elevator with Scarlett
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 24 2010 20:31 GMT
#22
This is pretty sexy.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Beneather
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada451 Posts
December 24 2010 20:32 GMT
#23
On December 25 2010 05:27 HollowLord wrote:
That's pretty great.

[image loading]


LOL! AWESOME PICTURE...

Impressive !
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Day[9} <3
nikj
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada669 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-24 20:39:36
December 24 2010 20:37 GMT
#24
Would have preferred a different format than the solid paragraph. It flows better like this:

+ Show Spoiler +
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the shack,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the Grack.
The spinecrawlers were placed, at the ramp with care;
awaiting the all in, that would soon be there.
The Zerglings were nestled, all snug in their eggs,
with visions of Marines dying beneath their legs.
Airborne medivacs, healing units with their salve,
Making carriers, very useful talent toi have.
When down from his ramp, there arose such a clatter;
Grack pulled off 4 drones to see what was the matter.
Away down his ramp, they flew like a flash;
Only to meet a hellion, and be turned into ash.
Marines on the ramp, yelling GO GO GO;
Grack had to move quick, before the bunker finished below.
When after stalling and stalling, Oh my, Oh dear;
5 roaches popped out THEY WERE FINALLY HERE!
With his A-key a clicking Grack killed all the rines,
but behind were marauders, that Grack hadn't seen!
The marauders were mean that was very true,
but with roaches came lings, it's like Grack already knew!
With his drones still alive and his base still intact,
he began to prepare for a late game attack.
Spending larvae on drones, Grack thought to himself -
"a non-macro game, is bad for my health".
He morphed in his lair and expanded with ease,
as the mid game progressed he could do as he pleased.
A muta harass was the best way to win,
he sent them to the worker line with a grin.
Happy Christmas to all, GG to none,
and to Grack a good-night.
Y'know sometimes people ask me y'know like "What's your religion and stuff?" And I'm like "y' know it's like RTS." Uh, and they're like, "What's that?" And I'm like, "Y'know it's kinda like, kinda like Buddism."
RustyThompson
Profile Joined September 2010
United States33 Posts
December 24 2010 20:57 GMT
#25
Wish I had taken the time to format it that way, it is much better. Also Can't believe I didn't realize toi wasn't a typo. Learn somethin everyday on these internets. :-P
This is not Warcraft in space! It's much more sophisticated!
Fa1nT
Profile Joined September 2010
United States3423 Posts
December 24 2010 21:05 GMT
#26
then edit your post with nikj's?
Nifel
Profile Joined June 2010
706 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-24 21:13:22
December 24 2010 21:10 GMT
#27
That was excellent.

Anyway. If no Day[9] can be found, we can always put TotalBiscuit on the case. He's got a knack for.."dramatic" readings.

Portable Atrocities, read by TotalBiscuit:

mardi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1164 Posts
December 24 2010 21:10 GMT
#28
On December 25 2010 05:32 Beneather wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2010 05:27 HollowLord wrote:
That's pretty great.

[image loading]


LOL! AWESOME PICTURE...

Impressive !


anyone link to that VOD?
RonaldRayGun
Profile Joined November 2010
United States200 Posts
December 24 2010 21:15 GMT
#29
Writing poetry about IdrA. That's a useful skill toi have.
"Machine is making more zerglings. How does IdrA combat MORE zerglings? In Korea they don't make MORE Zerglings! You cheesy fucking newbie! - InControl comentating MAchine vs IdrA
CapsLock42
Profile Joined March 2010
United States46 Posts
December 24 2010 21:16 GMT
#30
very good, made me smile
Paperscraps
Profile Joined March 2010
United States639 Posts
December 24 2010 21:57 GMT
#31
Awesomeness in paragraph form!
"Because in the end, the only way we can measure the significance of our own lives is by valuing the lives of others.” - David Gale
majestouch
Profile Joined December 2010
United States395 Posts
December 24 2010 22:46 GMT
#32
fucking amazing.
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
December 24 2010 22:50 GMT
#33
On December 25 2010 06:15 RonaldRayGun wrote:
Writing poetry about IdrA. That's a useful skill toi have.

That gracks me up all the time :D
☆Grubby ☆| Tod|DeMusliM|ThorZaiN|SaSe|Moon|Mana| ☆HerO ☆
TheAngelofDeath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2033 Posts
December 24 2010 22:51 GMT
#34
Epic man! Great work!
"Infestors are the suck" - LzGamer
Lingy
Profile Joined December 2010
England201 Posts
December 24 2010 22:59 GMT
#35
Entertaining, really well done.
Hydraliskuuuuhh
BuuGhost
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands340 Posts
December 24 2010 23:04 GMT
#36
Reading this without Laughing, Thats a very usefull skill to have.
"Kinda like this thing but there’s something you should know, I just came to say hello."
sup3rchan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada127 Posts
December 24 2010 23:05 GMT
#37
On December 25 2010 05:08 Antisocialmunky wrote:
We need a dramatic reading by Day[9] now.


OMG PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7596 Posts
December 24 2010 23:54 GMT
#38
Hahahahaha that was amazingly well done. GG TO NONE!

Marry Xmas Team Liquid <3
BetterFasterStronger
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States604 Posts
December 25 2010 00:11 GMT
#39
On December 25 2010 08:05 sup3rchan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2010 05:08 Antisocialmunky wrote:
We need a dramatic reading by Day[9] now.


OMG PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

POLL IT ON THE OP! DAYNINE!
Top 200 as Protoss - Switched to Terran. 0-30 against EGiNcontroL... God damnet
PheNOM_
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States417 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-25 00:29:04
December 25 2010 00:27 GMT
#40
On December 25 2010 07:50 LittleeD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2010 06:15 RonaldRayGun wrote:
Writing poetry about IdrA. That's a useful skill toi have.

That gracks me up all the time :D


Hahaha.

This is so wonderful, I love Grack.
Definitely made my Christmas Eve.

EDIT: here's the reddit link btw

http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/eqy7a/itt_grack_puns_and_phrases/
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=184006
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