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On June 26 2014 14:01 jcarlsoniv wrote:
killed my party
I win D&D
"They didn't even struggle on my hydra, how do I kill one next time D:" into "Total party kill, FUCK YEAH"
Soniv doesn't take kindly to failure it seems.
(I'll laugh if they just got mauled to death by overeager cultists and it had nothing to do with the sexual nature of the succubus like you all assume. Or better, she was in a bad mood and just punched their guts out.)
Edit: wtf I checked the succubi stats since I don't know what abilities they have and it says "naturally 6' and 125 pounds", do people realise how kinny and unmuscular that is, especially given that the 125 pounds would have to include the wings? Oo
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sorry, scip is into feet, meters catgirls and he likes to fuck the imperial system.
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On June 26 2014 17:25 Alaric wrote:"They didn't even struggle on my hydra, how do I kill one next time D:" into "Total party kill, FUCK YEAH" Soniv doesn't take kindly to failure it seems. (I'll laugh if they just got mauled to death by overeager cultists and it had nothing to do with the sexual nature of the succubus like you all assume. Or better, she was in a bad mood and just punched their guts out.) Edit: wtf I checked the succubi stats since I don't know what abilities they have and it says "naturally 6' and 125 pounds", do people realise how kinny and unmuscular that is, especially given that the 125 pounds would have to include the wings? Oo
They're magical. Might not have organs...
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Czech Republic11293 Posts
183ish cm and 57ish kg is definitely underweight, but not necessarily ugly underweight. The BMI is 17.00 which is pretty much the same as the girls from the kpop band chocolat (link, pretty much same for other kpop girls is my guess) . I guess the weight of a succubus ought to be a bit higher with the leathery wings though.
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You could see and count 10+ pairs of my ribs without me pulling my stomach in when I weighted under 60kg (am a bit taller than that), so... yeah. And half the girls in your link aren't even through puberty.
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Well I can't imagine the wings would be TOO heavy
I mean they are wings. They're hollow. Cmon.
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Czech Republic11293 Posts
Looking at the snsd profile they are almost all around 17.00 BMI as well, they are all 20y+ atm, not sure how updated the stats are though.
It's hard to speculate about the weight of succubi wings, mostly because they'd need to be absolutely enormous to support flight of someone who weighs 50kg+. Usually when you see them on pictures and stuff the wings are way too small and also lack any muscles that would be needed to support them, so I would assume that succubi's ability to fly is at least partially magical.
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On June 26 2014 17:59 Alaric wrote:
You could see and count 10+ pairs of my ribs without me pulling my stomach in when I weighted under 60kg (am a bit taller than that), so... yeah. And half the girls in your link aren't even through puberty.
That's a lot of ribs. Do humans even have that many? Have you considered that you might be filthy mutant scum?
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... may have been 10 ribs instead of 10 pairs, I only remember that number. I don't exactly look myself in the mirror and trying counting visual ribs every day. x)
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Birds have hollow bones, allowing for lightweight wings. I would assume a succubus capable of flight (why else have wings?) would have the same anatomy.
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There's still the issue that would a hollow skeleton be able to support such a body, though, since the bigger and the more elongated a body is, the more constraints it is under. Well, of course in this case we start entering considerations that won't ever work in fantasy (like the shape and strength needed by the wings to begin with, especially to escape gravity without a launching point) so we can default back to "it's fantasy/magic, don't ask questions, lifeforce is the ultimate diet and makes you thin without exercising" I guess.
+ Show Spoiler [It's Heian Alien day I guess] +
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On June 26 2014 16:44 Cixah wrote:Show nested quote +On June 26 2014 16:37 Scip wrote:
I don't know about you soniv but I usually don't imagine encounters with succubi very violent, let alone lethal. Usually when you become a soulless husk you are deemed dead.
So what your saying is that his party got married.
BMI is such a bs statistic.
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Only reason to use the metric system is to make small things sound big. "Oh yeah, well i'm over 100cm tall."
I bet scip goes up to all the ladies and is like "oh your bf is 8 inches? Well i'm a solid 10cm." So after being laughed at for so long he has given up on real women and now only loves anorexic cat girls.
It all makes sense.
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this post was 3murrican5me
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Measuring your size in CM seems counter productive. Why would I want to measure something like that in something so small? #Freedom.
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Yeah we should measure time in quarters of sun left in the sky imo. Hours too small.
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Czech Republic11293 Posts
feet and pounds are defined as fractions of a meter and kilogram respectively
that conclusively proves superiority and dominance of SI units over imperial
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On June 26 2014 20:03 Alaric wrote:
Yeah we should measure time in quarters of sun left in the sky imo. Hours too small.
And this folks is why the french lost every war.
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I think feet should be defined by the size of the actual feet of the countries ruler. That way, you can look forward to election campaigns like this: "Yes, of course my opponent has a much better political program, but his feet are 20% larger then mine. This means that your cock will lose an average of 1-2 inches in size when you vote for him! He stands for small penis. Do you want a country of small penisses?"
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EPT
