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On May 31 2015 05:50 boxerfred wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2015 05:46 boxerfred wrote:On May 31 2015 05:44 boxerfred wrote:On May 31 2015 05:41 boxerfred wrote:
LotR Battle Report
4:30 Fast scouts are rising. Stout dwarf legs with jetpacks make their way to the evil zorc base, finding nothing too special.
5:00 The dwarfs gather their hammers and start raising a 3rd CC.
5:30 Three dwarfs with jetpack engage some zorc queens that spit their teeth on them, driving them back.
6:30 Repetition of 5:30
7:15 Another zorc expansion gets denied by the scouts. Dwarfs discover how to get into the air: they keep throwing pigs up in the air until they learn to fly.
8:00 Dwarf bikes with flamethrowers kill zorc workers. Lots of them. Zorc goes to court for human rights in Den Haag. 9:00 Court is busy judging FIFA because they feel insulted of implications of being corrupt. Also, there's a case of MK being accused of matchfixing still there. Zorc cries a lot, sends roaches, but flying pigs shoot at them, driving them back. 10:00 Dwarfs tought buildings to fly and take another expansion. Greedy capitalists. All about hoarding gold. Soon, Smaug will come. Maybe they'll bury too deep as well. 12:00 Roaches get killed. That's what they do. 12:30 First army of dwarfs is being sent out. Four more to go. 14:00 Zorc creep spread goes totally nuts. Somewhere, Scarlett wakes up covered in sweat, shouting "WHO IS THIS GUY" 14:30 Huge dwarf army with machine guns going ham on drugs pushes towards zorc's fourth base. 15:30 fourth base falls, army falls. 16:00 Dwarfs send out second army, three more to go 17:00 Zerg anti air artillery is being repaired by tiny roboters with screwdrivers and laughs at flying zorc 17:30 Dwarf mines throw bombs at flying zorc, flying zorc cries a bit 18:00 Dwarf army starts acting like dwarfs, being stubborn und clumsy and clumped, and gets killed 18:30 Camera shows Gimli, Gimli looks not amused. Somewhere, Legolas is smirking, murmuring something about a red sun rising and blood being spelt last night 19:30 Zorc is taking the hobbits to isengard, dwarfs get rekt 20:00 The hobbit movies are trash, so dwarves don't send another army but surrender it instead. Somewhere, JRR Tolkien turns around in his grave because of this BR
poor hobbits
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Is there any foreign terran that can split? Dayshi was awesome but he seems retired now
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Poll: How good was this game?**** LotR 2/3 (6) 50% ** Hobbit 3 (2) 17% ***** LotR 1 (2) 17% * Hobbit 2 (1) 8% *** Hobbit 1 (1) 8% 12 total votes Your vote: How good was this game? (Vote): * Hobbit 2
(Vote): ** Hobbit 3
(Vote): *** Hobbit 1
(Vote): **** LotR 2/3
(Vote): ***** LotR 1
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Oh well. Firecake would have made it anyway. Now it's just the question if Masa or iaguz will advance.
Joke poll. LOTR 2 > 1.
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On May 31 2015 05:49 Alchemik wrote:
one "g"
iaguz is mad
Or he didn't press enter at the right moment. One of the two.
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On May 31 2015 05:50 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2015 05:49 Shellshock wrote:
aw well 1/2 still. shouldnt have gone with Mana I picked Mana/Masa, so I'm probably gonna go 0/2 :/
only Korean M players are any good. Classic liquibet mistake
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On May 31 2015 05:51 Elentos wrote:Or he didn't press enter at the right moment. One of the two.
no
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On May 31 2015 05:51 Shellshock wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2015 05:50 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On May 31 2015 05:49 Shellshock wrote:
aw well 1/2 still. shouldnt have gone with Mana I picked Mana/Masa, so I'm probably gonna go 0/2 :/ only Korean M players are any good. Classic liquibet mistake
i picked sOs mma so you're wrong
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On May 31 2015 05:52 Alchemik wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2015 05:51 Elentos wrote:On May 31 2015 05:49 Alchemik wrote:
one "g"
iaguz is mad Or he didn't press enter at the right moment. One of the two. no
on a scale of 1 to g how mad is he?!
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On May 31 2015 05:52 Shellshock wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2015 05:52 Alchemik wrote:On May 31 2015 05:51 Elentos wrote:On May 31 2015 05:49 Alchemik wrote:
one "g"
iaguz is mad Or he didn't press enter at the right moment. One of the two. no on a scale of 1 to g how mad is he?!
He's at "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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On May 31 2015 05:51 kaykoose wrote:
Is there any foreign terran that can split? Dayshi was awesome but he seems retired now
Happy
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On May 31 2015 05:52 Shellshock wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2015 05:52 Alchemik wrote:On May 31 2015 05:51 Elentos wrote:On May 31 2015 05:49 Alchemik wrote:
one "g"
iaguz is mad Or he didn't press enter at the right moment. One of the two. no on a scale of 1 to g how mad is he?!
not earht but close
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On May 31 2015 05:52 KingofdaHipHop wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2015 05:51 Shellshock wrote:On May 31 2015 05:50 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On May 31 2015 05:49 Shellshock wrote:
aw well 1/2 still. shouldnt have gone with Mana I picked Mana/Masa, so I'm probably gonna go 0/2 :/ only Korean M players are any good. Classic liquibet mistake i picked sOs mma so you're wrong
I mean he was good once... more than most foreigners can say
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I got banned from the twich channel for saying rotterdam looks like shit.... wat
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On May 31 2015 05:52 Shellshock wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2015 05:52 Alchemik wrote:On May 31 2015 05:51 Elentos wrote:On May 31 2015 05:49 Alchemik wrote:
one "g"
iaguz is mad Or he didn't press enter at the right moment. One of the two. no on a scale of 1 to g how mad is he?!
moving objects with his mind mad
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gotta fight on the creeps
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On May 31 2015 05:53 Shellshock wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2015 05:52 KingofdaHipHop wrote:On May 31 2015 05:51 Shellshock wrote:On May 31 2015 05:50 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On May 31 2015 05:49 Shellshock wrote:
aw well 1/2 still. shouldnt have gone with Mana I picked Mana/Masa, so I'm probably gonna go 0/2 :/ only Korean M players are any good. Classic liquibet mistake i picked sOs mma so you're wrong I mean he was good once... more than most foreigners can say
yeah round of 4 gsl is still pretty good anyways
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On May 31 2015 05:53 Gentso wrote:
I got banned from the twich channel for saying rotterdam looks like shit.... wat
Yeah saying someone looks like fecies is decent. The internet can be way worse. And twitch chat can be worse than the internet at times.
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EPT
