When I got the PM telling me I was town, it felt like a five thousand pound weight was lifted off my chest. Thank fucking christ. See, rolling scum too much lately had really taken its toll. The constant lies rot my soul from the inside out. So, thanks for the quickie, Lady Luck. Though I doubt she’ll stay the night.

Fast forward a few hours and I already have a townread, but it’s dirty.

kushm4sta

United States8878 Posts

July 15 2014 23:21 GMT

#66

Cavalinho, or if you want to go by his preferred alias, ObiWanShinobi. He hangs around me a lot. He's a likeable kid, innocent, fresh-faced, but he's been dealt a tough lot in forum mafia. Scumgame after scumgame game, loss after loss. I'be been watching madness starting to creep between his bewildered tridots.

Being the newbie that he is, he broke the rules. That's why the read feels dirty.

On July 16 2014 04:07 ObiWanShinobi wrote:
start faster.

i am going to win the fuck out of this game.

His weak, belabored heart couldn't muster this enthusiasm if he rolled scum. It would deflate like his birthday party's helium balloons.

kushm4sta

United States8878 Posts

July 15 2014 23:22 GMT

#67

Sometimes, though, you have to get dirty to clean up all the dirt.

kushm4sta

United States8878 Posts

July 16 2014 11:19 GMT

#132

Iamrobik and me have a short but tumultuous history. We're both sheeneys, but that's where the similarities end. He's got a fuse as short as a decapitated midget. And the guy likes to talk, except most of what he says is about as superfluous as his namesake. Suffice it to say, we don't get along. So when he enters the thread treating me like he wants to have my baby, something smells funny.

On July 16 2014 10:36 IAmRobik wrote:
If anyone even considers laying a finger on Kush this game, I'll have your fucking ballsack

Aside from that he says he's not going to talk for 72 hours. People who don't talk usually have something to hide.

This blazinghand character is another one I have history with, a long a bloody history I would sooner forget. Something is just not right about him, like he was dropped as a child, or lobotomized with a soup spoon. But I guess it's true that even a broken clock is right twice a day.
##vote iamrobik
Look at that, it's noose o'clock.

kushm4sta

United States8878 Posts

July 16 2014 15:25 GMT

#150

Forget it Robik, it's TL Mafia.

kushm4sta

United States8878 Posts

July 16 2014 16:13 GMT

#159

"Don't leave here at L1!" Robik begged, "I'll be lynched by morning!"
I looked at him with a cold stare. "So you've got tonight."

kushm4sta

United States8878 Posts

July 16 2014 18:51 GMT

#181

The stench of desperation emanating from Robik is strong enough to build a garage on.

kushm4sta

United States8878 Posts

July 16 2014 22:27 GMT

#190

On July 17 2014 05:27 IAmRobik wrote:
Kush, someone was shitting on you today. I claimed you weren't that bad. In fact, you had pretty good reads in World Cup. Apparently, I should never back you up ever, if this is how you treat games.

OK im done rping. Tell me who and I'll unvote you.

kushm4sta

United States8878 Posts

July 16 2014 22:56 GMT

#193

How mad would you be if you were scum and bh random voted you and everyone sheeped the random vote?
I'd probably be pretty mad. Maybe mad enough to spam the fuck out of the thread.

Nothing pisses mafia off worse than being outed for the wrong reason.