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Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
July 07 2010 16:57 GMT
#941
Quick, before anyone blinks
Go catch that hot ass mon called Jynx.
Then name it XiaoJoyce
and treat her real noice
(I wonder what everyone thinks...)
The above was a Limerick
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 17:07:17
July 07 2010 17:05 GMT
#942
Thats a bit creepy frozz. Naming pokemon after some girl on the internet? What next, are you going to go proclaim your love for her in vivid ways whenever she posts?

[image loading]

Finally got around to catching logan. I think the face fits him nicely :3
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 17:12:55
July 07 2010 17:09 GMT
#943
What next, are you going to go proclaim your love for her in vivid ways whenever she posts?

Too late, it's already been done
For you, stalking's just half the fun
And though you're a creep
Please don't pry too deep
Too bad this shit's only begun...

On July 07 2010 21:43 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2010 19:43 TheAntZ wrote:
On July 07 2010 19:37 Turbovolver wrote:
On July 07 2010 19:23 TheAntZ wrote:
On that note, if you stopped ignoring me I will try my best to not land you in a sticky situation. I am however male and virile so this may be impossible to guarantee kk~
Keep doing this it makes you look awesome and all of us (OP included) feel very comfortable and slightly attracted to you.


>_>


yes thats the point <3


Do you have an alarm that goes off everytime XiaoJoyce makes a blog?
The above was a Limerick
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
July 07 2010 17:15 GMT
#944
On July 08 2010 02:09 Frozz wrote:
Too late, it's already been done
For you, stalking's just half the fun
And though you're a creep
Please don't pry too deep
Too bad this shit's only begun...

Show nested quote +
On July 07 2010 21:43 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On July 07 2010 19:43 TheAntZ wrote:
On July 07 2010 19:37 Turbovolver wrote:
On July 07 2010 19:23 TheAntZ wrote:
On that note, if you stopped ignoring me I will try my best to not land you in a sticky situation. I am however male and virile so this may be impossible to guarantee kk~
Keep doing this it makes you look awesome and all of us (OP included) feel very comfortable and slightly attracted to you.


>_>


yes thats the point <3


Do you have an alarm that goes off everytime XiaoJoyce makes a blog?


Im a creep for trying to express my romantic feelings? What has the world come too. What justice is there, if I cant even express my love freely?

for anyone reading whos confused about this read here: click
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
July 07 2010 17:23 GMT
#945
+ Show Spoiler +
On July 06 2010 20:35 TheAntZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2010 20:30 XiaoJoyce- wrote:
On July 06 2010 20:19 TheAntZ wrote:
I dont think the guy on irc even knew you were a girl. But anyway, i'd LOVE to socialize with you.
asl? hi.


ASL is Age, Sex, Location. Right?

Age= Guess.
Sex= Guess.
Location = Guess. kekeke


Age = Age is just a number baby
Sex = Yes please. Not sure how we'd manage that over the internet though but for you, I will attempt anything
Location = Judging by your profile I'll wager that you're from Q-T town

so how do we do this? Like exchange messenger/email details or do we hop straight into pic trading?
Please be gentle kk, im sensitive

Aw, what a "sensitive guy"
Just go for it, shoot for the sky!
A budding romance
Don't jizz in your pants
As you eagerly wait her reply.
The above was a Limerick
Ian Ian Ian
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
915 Posts
July 07 2010 17:27 GMT
#946
Frozz is a faggot, but Antz posts actually creeped me out, lol.
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
July 07 2010 17:31 GMT
#947
Great... so, I think you can trade a Jynx somewhere. It's not to be found in the tall grass. I have no idea where you can trade it though.
And if I was a girl I wouldn't want a Jynx named after me... Jynx isn't exactly attractive in any way...
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 17:36:51
July 07 2010 17:36 GMT
#948
On July 08 2010 02:27 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
Frozz is a faggot, but Antz posts actually creeped me out, lol.


Did you really think I was seriously in love? :p

On July 06 2010 23:54 TheAntZ wrote:
Never have I seen a girl on this dreary internet that I have liked as much as you!
Gonna have to write a poem for you maybe kk
Give me just a sign, any sign that u return my feelings? I will be very thankful
You are, to me, a goddess, i admire ur every word kk?
Up til now, i havent felt such electricity in my hheart and veins!

You arent a stranger to love, are you joyce?


On July 07 2010 00:31 TheAntZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2010 00:28 niteReloaded wrote:
TheAntZ, you're creeping me out. I know you're joking and tryin to make her feel better, but it just feels over the top.


nite I think if u read my last post again you'd realize I dont want to be creepy, a full commitments what I'm, thinkin of.



On July 07 2010 12:37 TheAntZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2010 06:37 tec27 wrote:
On July 07 2010 06:21 mOnion wrote:
this thread has derailed so hard its not even on another rail. we're like traveling in space bubbles now its so far off.

It got TheAntz to stop being creepy as fuck though. Mission accomplished.


Show nested quote +
On July 07 2010 06:46 Xeris wrote:
On July 07 2010 06:37 tec27 wrote:
On July 07 2010 06:21 mOnion wrote:
this thread has derailed so hard its not even on another rail. we're like traveling in space bubbles now its so far off.

It got TheAntz to stop being creepy as fuck though. Mission accomplished.


Agreed. If the blog has turned from mindless flirting with a girl (WHOA GIRL ON TL GOGO CHARM PATROL) to an interesting discussion on education, I don't see how it could be bad.


Actually thats not what caused me to stop, but ok. You guys are seriously strangers to love if you dont get my posts. You wouldnt think it was creepy if you knew the rules. She knows them, and so do I.


I guess only baller can pull off being baller
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
July 07 2010 17:41 GMT
#949
Damn man.. thats epic.
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 17:46:26
July 07 2010 17:44 GMT
#950
btw guys I hope you dont mind that I taught HiyA surf

[image loading]

Tayko requested it and she also made this badass picture to go with it

[image loading]
cant surf without puttin on your shades bro


Should Tayko do all the drawings from now on?

Poll: Should Tayko do all the drawings from now on?

Yeah (13)
 
93%

Nah (1)
 
7%

14 total votes

Your vote: Should Tayko do all the drawings from now on?

(Vote): Yeah
(Vote): Nah

43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
July 07 2010 17:50 GMT
#951
On July 08 2010 02:41 zergnewb wrote:
Damn man.. thats epic.

Not half as epic as this one thread that I can't find... But still epic.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
July 07 2010 17:53 GMT
#952
On July 08 2010 02:50 spinesheath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 08 2010 02:41 zergnewb wrote:
Damn man.. thats epic.

Not half as epic as this one thread that I can't find... But still epic.

Not quite so epic when you look at all of TheAntZ's first posts in the blog.
This is the thread you are looking for: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=77421
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 17:56:59
July 07 2010 17:53 GMT
#953
edit: beaten to it. And wow, I never thought so many people would take it so seriously o_o I even got pms from two people asking me if i was serious/telling me to stop lol
I'll stop trying to be funny in others peoples blogs, I'm clearly not cut out for it
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
July 07 2010 17:58 GMT
#954
If it makes you feel better, I think you're funny in this blog, even though you still seem creepy as hell in all the others
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
July 07 2010 18:00 GMT
#955
On July 08 2010 02:53 Saracen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 08 2010 02:50 spinesheath wrote:
On July 08 2010 02:41 zergnewb wrote:
Damn man.. thats epic.

Not half as epic as this one thread that I can't find... But still epic.

Not quite so epic when you look at all of TheAntZ's first posts in the blog.
This is the thread you are looking for: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=77421

Yep that one. While looking for it I got lost in the Thread Hall of Fame :p
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 18:19:43
July 07 2010 18:10 GMT
#956
Well that wasnt my intent, I dont actually have 'moist' feelings for xiaojoyce, I was just trying to combine baller type humor (charts and pics) with the idea from that thread, and another older Dr H thread, and her blogs seemed most appropriate
Although yeah I'll definitely lay off that.


[image loading]

You know I find this suspicious. If that old dude didnt want to lose his teeth, what possible reason could he have for jamming them into a pokeball and throwing it randomly into the safari zone?

[image loading]

Yeah, you can tell this place is totally secret.

[image loading]

oh sweet computers, time to check my facebook

[image loading]

FUCKING LINUX

[image loading]

You can see the damn thing above the treetops. Maybe noone WANTS to come visit you, ever thought of that? Noone likes you.

and then he gave me some random-ass HM i dono lol




Heres my current list of challenges/requests


Ok my challenge for you before I'm off to bed is to beat the next gym wihout the tyrant and u must use waxangel gl

The black plague has made a resurgence, and now 2/3 of your pokemon are sick and must rest. For one whole day, you are only allowed to carry two pokemon.

Maybe the next day you can do a "no return policy" where you can't return your pokemon during the battle. This might spice a battle up and the drama might ensue.


Dojo in Saffron City, the very top row of houses, left to the gym. get hitmonchan


Find the secret house in the Safari Zone and obtain HM Surf.
Done

Find the Gold Teeth in the Safari Zone (Done), bring them to some guy in that town and obtain HM Strength.


obtain the Super Rod.
Done

The town is separated from the routes leading to it by 2 of these passage house things. There should be 2 of Prof Oak's aides, see if you can rob them.


visit Flash's sister while you're at home.


Also no matter what pokemon you get from the dojo, you can breed it with a ditto and get a tyrogue, then if its attack is the highest stat it will turn into a hitmonlee, if defense is highest, hitmonchan, and speed highest is hitmontop. Which I want you to achieve.


catch a ryhorn in the safari zone! and name it horny!
Done

Catch all the below (that one I wanted for myself )
Grass:
Nidoran♂
Doduo
Exeggcute
Paras
Nidorino
Nidorina
Nidoran♀
Parasect
Kangaskhan
Scyther
Pinsir
Rhyhorn
Venomoth
Chansey
Tauros
Venonat

Surf/fishing with various rods
Psyduck
Slowpoke
Magikarp
Goldeen
Poliwag
Seaking
Dratini
Dragonair



catch tauros and name it beef


If im missing anything please let me know!
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 20:21:07
July 07 2010 20:19 GMT
#957
On July 08 2010 03:10 TheAntZ wrote:
Well that wasnt my intent, I dont actually have 'moist' feelings for xiaojoyce, I was just trying to combine baller type humor (charts and pics) with the idea from that thread, and another older Dr H thread, and her blogs seemed most appropriate

What was it about that blog that seemed appropriate, exactly?

The fact that the creator can't write good english and has no chance of recognizing the lyrics?
The fact that the creator doesn't seem like the kind of person who'd get a laugh out of a joke like this?
The fact that no one has anything against the creator and no one would find it amusing to see a dumb, creepy prank pulled on her?

By the way, how are you anything like baller? The fact that you embedded chart-like images in your posts?

Lastly, regarding the Dr H thread, did you not realize Pokebunny is a guy?


Honestly, I think you should've just pretended to be a creep. Now you look like both a creep and an idiot.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
July 07 2010 20:28 GMT
#958
On July 08 2010 05:19 Bill307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 08 2010 03:10 TheAntZ wrote:
Well that wasnt my intent, I dont actually have 'moist' feelings for xiaojoyce, I was just trying to combine baller type humor (charts and pics) with the idea from that thread, and another older Dr H thread, and her blogs seemed most appropriate

What was it about that blog that seemed appropriate, exactly?

The fact that the creator can't write good english and has no chance of recognizing the lyrics?
The fact that the creator doesn't seem like the kind of person who'd get a laugh out of a joke like this?
The fact that no one has anything against the creator and no one would find it amusing to see a dumb, creepy prank pulled on her?

By the way, how are you anything like baller? The fact that you embedded chart-like images in your posts?

Lastly, regarding the Dr H thread, did you not realize Pokebunny is a guy?


Honestly, I think you should've just pretended to be a creep. Now you look like both a creep and an idiot.


wow, wasnt intending it as a prank. well, sorry about that, I cant take it back now. Feel free to report me to the moderators to get temped. I didnt really realize people would take it that badly.
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
July 07 2010 20:37 GMT
#959
I'm satisfied that you admit you screwed up.
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
July 07 2010 20:40 GMT
#960
find a jigglypuff, name it Pavarotti
Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
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