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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-08 23:54:52
September 08 2008 23:52 GMT
#1
So my physics teacher told us a funny joke today...

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

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you don't get anything because you can't combine a scalar and a vector


har har har
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
September 08 2008 23:53 GMT
#2
I hope you die.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 08 2008 23:55 GMT
#3
i definitely didn't spell spoiler right the first time
UNFUCK YOURSELF
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
September 08 2008 23:55 GMT
#4
-_-

But they can reproduce through multiplication HAR HAR HAR
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
September 08 2008 23:55 GMT
#5
On September 09 2008 08:53 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I hope you die.


lololololol
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
September 08 2008 23:55 GMT
#6
-_-

I can't believe I laughed at such a corny joke...
this is my quote.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
September 08 2008 23:56 GMT
#7
On September 09 2008 08:53 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I hope you die.

Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Ki_Do
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Korea (South)981 Posts
September 08 2008 23:57 GMT
#8
But they can reproduce through multiplication

ah
I've got a point, and i'm ready to kill or die for it.
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
September 08 2008 23:58 GMT
#9
I'm going to remember this one.
Kk.
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
September 08 2008 23:58 GMT
#10
rofl first response was definitely the punchline.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
September 08 2008 23:59 GMT
#11
On September 09 2008 08:53 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I hope you die.


ahahahaha
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 00:00:15
September 08 2008 23:59 GMT
#12
less death threats plz

edit: a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. he asks how much it will cost him and the bartender says "oh, no charge for you"
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 09 2008 00:05 GMT
#13
On September 09 2008 09:03 Chill wrote:
<div style="position: absolute;
top: 50px>
<font point-size=50><b>Seriously.

Fuck.

You.</b></font></div>


huh
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25987 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 00:06:32
September 09 2008 00:06 GMT
#14
On September 09 2008 09:05 Nitrogen23 wrote:
huh

work in progress
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vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
September 09 2008 00:06 GMT
#15
lol. Nice.

now mine!

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A mathematician and an engineer make a bet. The bet is who can get 10 cows fenced in the least length of fencing. The engineer herds all the cows together in as small an area he can, and builds a circular fence around them, knowing that a circular fence provides the greatest area with the least perimeter. Confident the mathematician can do no better, he says "okay, your turn!" The mathematician wraps a small amout of fence around him and says "I define myself to be on the outside!"
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25987 Posts
September 09 2008 00:10 GMT
#16
Blog purge.
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