EPTIn it appeared Hot_Bid with a twist.
In the dream im at some house party just chilling on the couch with an elementary school friend who I have not seen in like 10 years. Suddenly two asian chicks walk toward us and sit on the couch as well (I'm sitting between them). One of them is my ex girlfriends younger cousin who i've never met in real life.
The other one is a female Hot_Bid. I think Hot_bid was wearing a long black dress and had short black hair, sorta looked like a bob cut. she was definitely hot, I was aroused and wanted to tap that quick time.
Now I've never seen a pic of hot_Bid or spoken to him. I just know that hes male, a hilarious poster, and i think hes asian?
Anyways, I'm able to identify this female as hot_bid because we start discussing how she trolled all the fanboys when flash lost to effort. We also start talking about how funny she is and how suprised I am that hot_bid is a female.
I'm talking to both of the girls now and then me and hot_bid start fooling with each others hands and caressing them. I feel on the top of the world, then out of nowhere all of us start holding hands like its some barney episode. I thought we were gonna have a foursome or something.
At this point I'm feeling a lil jealous though. I thought Hot_Bid was feeling me. I start thinking to myself this guys a faggot (elem friend). He was more athletic than me when i was younger and now hes trying to take my chick. My anger subsides when I realize my ex girlfriends younger cousin is still holding my hand. I realize I can still get laid so I'm happy. She definitely wasnt hotter then hot_Bid but nonetheless she was cute. A solid 7 in my eyes.
The scene then suddenly changes to some redneck restaurant that looked like a huge casino hall. It had a bunch of biker dudes that looked super deezed with a southern accent. So hot_bid, ex girlfriends ytounger cousin, my younger brother (WTF), and myself sit down ready to order. The menu is all weird and only had Mccain foods like the pizza, fries, etc. There was also a huge ass jumbotron that had a slideshow of all the different mccain foods.
So we order our food and when we are finishing up the bartender tells us that they put something in the two girls food. Apparently, they do this for all female guests and use them as sex slaves/strippers or something. All of us get up say fuck and try to escape. The two girls are clearly poisoned and super tipsy. Hot_Bid then somehow ends behind some bars in dominatrix clothing holding the whip and all. I can't remember what happens next but Hot_Bid somehow escapes and then the scene switches to some happy ever after backdrop with unicorns, flowers, blue midnight sky and stars.
Then the dream ends. That is all!
