Today I ran into a very foul mouthed Korean on Starcraft: Remastered ladder. If you like justice porn, you will like this game. This game has all the hallmarks of StarCraft BM. From accusations of map hacking to attacks on my cognitive ability, watch Protoss execute the highly skilled cannon rush maneuver and then offer their vagina.
Toss is green and I am the orange Terran.
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Just another day on ladder. TvP on Destination.
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Hmm, but the matchmaking screen clearly said you were Protoss. Very strange.
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The natural cry of a cannon rusher.
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Only in Korea can you face 14 y/o girls in StarCraft.
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I always go 10-10-10 on Destination. So Toss has to delay my machine shop or I will have tanks right away.
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Protoss fails spectacularly. Losing his cannon probe and walling my ramp with pylons. Why?
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The “hehe” is getting shorter and shorter

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No shame. Lol.
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I push with tanks and vults and clear his nat. I make the mistake of not going up to clear his main thinking he is on one base and wanting to practice my macro.
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I’m a hacker. I made it mom!
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I haven’t scouted the ninja expos yet. So yeah, I am retarded.
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I learned this from Huk. =)
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Is he saying that he will send me some sort of video?
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It still doesn’t matter =)
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Even with five mining bases, I have little trouble smacking him around.
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I destroy his nat and move up into his main.
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I’m still wondering why they haven’t GG’d. Never underestimate a cannon rusher’s desire to win.
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Like a fiddle.
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A little bit of their own medicine.
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What’s this remorse? Where'd the BM go?
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Yeah, to a cannon rusher I’m pretty good.
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Apparently, attacking an expo is evidence of map hacking.
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There you are! I was wondering where you went.
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I start laying siege to every expo.
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Koreans sure take their StarCraft seriously.
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Terran Power.
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Rubbing it in.
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The no GG. Good thing I GG’d earlier.
Starcraft brings out the best in people





